New Zealand General: Greens BTFO Edition

Post NZ stuff.

Mandatory NZG docos

>Revolution
youtube.com/watch?v=JZXpeUQ0tD8

>Somebody elses Country
youtube.com/watch?v=QJQvKIHV6n4

>The Hollowmen
youtube.com/watch?v=0NBQSU9btnw

>In a Land of Plenty
youtube.com/watch?v=x04aJ_ICqYo

>Muldoon
youtube.com/watch?v=mkKlNfzw7Sw

>NZ Wars Part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=njmK1iGl0wc&ts

>Based Winnie reks Kim Hill
youtube.com/watch?v=rCG9i9Eb_qs

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Why are IDs even back?

Why do you keep asking this?

Who else is looking forward to the annual shit show tomorrow?

Not me, but I'm glad Bill English isn't going. I just hope that we don't appear on that dork John Oliver's show again. Yourself?

I don't even watch TV these days. Far more interesting shit on jewtube

What the fuck makes you faggots think you're important enough to have your own general?

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

From an Australian cousin wishing you guys Happy New Zealand Day everybody. Kick that waitangi name into the mud where it belongs.
Pay no attention to it mate. NZ media is part of the fucking problem behind this.

4,749,000 kiwis have a good day full of barbies, beer, enjoying the sun, seeing the rellies.
1,000 turbo fucktards sperg out and try to throw shitfits at cuck politicians that swing by.
> whole country watches the news and says "what the fuck is wrong with us as a country, why can't we just enjoy our national day"
The niggers of waitangi say, "shit look at me on the six o'clock news bro, that's awesome. Gonna go even more hard out next year."

Thank goodness the prime minister is telling them to fuck off. I don't understand why the rest of you kiwis don't too.

imagine if we had an america general

Yeah we could call it Sup Forums or somethin it'd be cuhrazee

>Greens BTFO Edition
Context?

Nope, the annual protests have pretty shit recently.

The whole board has been about your meme president for 2 years. Fuck off cunts.

You know this "special" relationship we have with England? Yeah that means they're the bottom bitch. What does that make you? I don't know but it's something less than that.

Good on him, we should move away from the waitangi name altogether.
more of a reflection of the quality of our mainstream political journalism

Good for you.

It's an unfunny meme from the shit NZ Sup Forums threads

Fuck off burger, your entire country is the literal laughing stock of the world right now

You mean the inspiration for the world you bitch.

Replace it with New Zealand day. I'm sick of these autistic retards ruining what should be a national day with their screeching and their media enablers

You guys are cucks, we gave you the middle finger with the nuclear free zone and all the US did was exclude us from their sekret club with Australia

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Yeah that was a good thing you did. That was the first time I've ever heard New Zealand discussed on the news.

they didn't even have the balls to kick us out we only got suspended

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even labour and its maoris MPs are boycotting waitangi

Yeah it was nice when we were more low profile. A lot harder to go the way of America and become a global laughing stock when you're not even on 50% of maps

>global laughing stock

It's like you're reading off a (((script))) or something

really shows the quality of you news when all it can report on is an orange meme for 2 straight years

Please keep making these every night, new Zealand general is my favourite

>not an all blacks jersey
you were so close

tbf little australia is virtually never relevant.

anyone else happy that jones has joined NZF

And we like it that way.

I'm flattered you pulled the shill card for my shitty bantz, burger

Anytime m8

Will do burgerbro

Me. Curwen is losing his shit over it and if Jones means Curwen will fuck the hell off I'm all for him

also we can now claim it racist not to back NZF now that the 3 top men are all maoris

Exactly, we know how much the left hates having their own logic turned against them so this is going to be gold

Actually nzfag, just on holiday in burgerland
Good idea, really push the whole NZ first represents Maoris to get the Maori and labour vote

>Good idea, really push the whole NZ first represents Maoris to get the Maori and labour vote
NZF won all the maori seats before but then maori stoppted voting for him when he went in coalition with the nats in 96

Whats everyone's plans? Have to work till 2 then drinks with te boys, would normally be bashing the Maoris with em but one of them is brown (half indian) and has gone and become a uni sjw baka.

How about if we push that the chinks and pajeets are stealing Maori jobs and taking their land? It can't be racist because we just want to help muh poor Maoris, especially if we have Maoris agreeing.

My apologies. A few burgers on this chat and I didn't read the ID

Yep, that's what we're aiming for. If you look at this insights.nzherald.co.nz/article/how-new-zealand-votes a lot of Maoris already vote NZF so I'd say they do a much better job at representing Maori than Labour, Maori Party or Mana have ever one or will ever do. Hopefully having Jones in the party will help a great deal, despite a certain person saying otherwise (besides, if Jones doesn't fit in NZF, how does he?)

NZF doesn't stand in Maori electorates

I'll just have some beers and lunch with the family, then turn on the TV and see autistic maoris and white guilt libs crying. How about everyone else?

Winston refuses to stand in maori seats so they want back him

they used to then they stoppted

I know, and when they did, they won them all

yeah but maoris got pissed he went with the nats

Hopefully lefty labourfags can be convinced that NZ first will stand for Maori issues, I saw on one of the last generals someone talking about a meme page. What about something like "the maori used to own all of new Zealand, now 60 percent of our country is owned by the Chinese" and a picture of a forest or some shit. Idk about the 60 percent figure, just made it up

It still continues to receive lots of support from Maori people and those in Maori electorates, see this insights.nzherald.co.nz/article/how-new-zealand-votes

the highest NZF got was 14% in Te Tai Tokerau

Smart move. He has crossover potential.

I'll be celebrating New Zealand Day tomorrow by sleeping in. Then hittingbthe beach with the missus and the sprog. Don't have any extended family here and all my Kiwi friends are a bit low key on celebrating it. I suppose that's what happens when you get taught by lesbians in the school system here, people dont wanna celebrate your national day too hard in case someone thinks they're a racist.
Will also try for a root someone in the day. Hopefully the boy sleeps in and gives me a good half hour with his mum.

Why won't he stand for Maori seats?

because he wants to abolish them

> root someone?
Fucken auto correct, meant root sometime

That's what I was thinking. We need to push the message that the party of Savage is gone and it's now just a bunch of champagne socialists. The Maori should be angry about foreign land ownership and NZF is the only party that will deal with it, remember Michael Cullen said it was racist to not want foreigners buying farms or something back in the day.

That's still pretty good for a "racist" party in my view

tfw no wife

Anyway yeah good idea, if it'll piss the fat Welly lesbians off then I'm all for it.

They're against the idea of racial separatism

Wow based Winnie is based

!!! REMINDER !!!

New Zealand is not a real country.

Thank you for your attention.

Helen Clark told Ian McKellen when he was acting in that NZ was a racist place and she would try and change it

We ended alliance with the US almost a half century ago, if you're looking for you Antipodean bumboys they're to the west of us

Thanks but no Yanks

> fat Wellington lesbians
Lol
Don't beat yourself up about not having a wife. Women are mostly idiots. If anyone has fb, you've recognised this long ago.

Your sister gave me a yank the other day if you know what I'm sayin.

Yes, new Zealand isn't real. Please do not go there

Exactly. He's a beacon of hope for NZ and the closest thing we have to Trump.

REMINDER

Ausfags lost a war agaist emus

Well proves the point doesn't it, Labour is mentally retarded and thank fuck Helen didn't make the UN

Thanks mate, yeah it doesn't really bother me that much, especially seeing that a lot of women my age really aren't the sort I want to marry. All in good time.

anyone see that lab wants compulsory maori in schools

>Well proves the point doesn't it, Labour is mentally retarded and thank fuck Helen didn't make the UN
Helengrad worldwide

New Zealand was part of Russia from 1783 tbqh

Yeah that shits retarded, may as well learn Latin, more useful than the dead language Maori

>CITATION NEEDED

I have no intention on visiting the land of hobbits and syphillis.

We did lose a war against emus.
But we survived.
Consider yourselves lucky your emu population isn't as high.
Emus would have wiped out the native Maori population and the cucked white peoples.
And let's not even get started on cassowarys...

Wasn't that the greens?

Also I saw Angry Andy going on about it a while back, but I dunno if he actually speaks it himself (only ever heard him say tin of cocoa tin of cocoa car door) or it's a case of "do what I say, not what I do"

Although the UN is full of leftists so the new sec gen is probably one and the same.

Also, about pic related, who's everybody fighting for?

>Emus would have wiped out the native Maori population
Maoris wiped out a bird bigger than the emu before we even arrived

>Consider yourselves lucky your emu population isn't as high.
The Maoris wiped out a bird much larger than your pathetic emu

all right, well, don't believe me

Isn't it already? I had to do Maori up to intermediate, mind you that was mostly comprised of playing some stick game and reading Maori myths.

Should bring back the classical education, Latin was compulsory at my secondary and it's surprising how useful it is for a dead language, English and science especially

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no they mean learn te reo like you would learn french

We had Maori language week at my primary school where we learned about the myths and a few basic phrases but that was it

How long would you have to learn it for?

a core subject up to year 10. at least it is not as bad as my school was chinese up to year 6

How long ago was that? I graduated in 2014 though perhaps my school was especially pozzed

Good luck is all I can say, not even a swot would take that class seriously, you may as well make Welsh compulsory

Wait your school had compulsory chinese?

Oh man that would suck, it's total bullshit how they force you to learn languages.

has he even officially joined? im willing to give him a shot even though he has admittedly made huge mistakes in the past. i do think he shouldnt get automatic second place on the list, he should contest an electorate and Ron Mark is a good enough deputy.

yeah it was a private one but i arrived there in year 6 so i fucked around since i knew bugger all while the rest of the class already had 5 years of learning

>we are proud by primitive culture
muahahhahahha cucks
Great Russia don't give a fuck about indigenous *peoples*

he is having his annual waitangi day party up in northland and they think he will announce it up there

That's because all your people are shitskins or Asians anyway

i got a question

pardon my American ignorance

what's up with this haka dance, i see white people doing it too, isn't that cultural appropriation or whatever? or has nigger SJW culture not penetrated the wild woods of new zealand yet?

Jones could help NZ First more than Willie Jackson can help Labour.

>isn't that cultural appropriation or whatever?
no they maoris have it the other way round wanting us to become maoris

I left there in 2010 (this was primary school), I dunno if they still do it, I don't really want to go back there because that place was a dump.

Not officially but he appeared at an event with Peters, most people assume he has and that he'll stand with NZF. Also Winnie said one MP will be retiring so Jones might take their place on the list

Oh right. I was hoping it wasn't a public school

your school had us make poi by wrapping cotton wool in supermarket bags and tie strings to the end. Also said something about not stepping on a brown man's pillow.

>had to learn Maori
lmao what the fuck?

The Maoris want us to adopt as much of their stuff as possible and learn their language and shit to keep it alive

we had a islander culture week were we would dance with sticks and i got hit in the eye and had to have on operation

Trying to stop the ABs from doing a haka would cause wide scale rioting

frig off Tyron
we're russians only one true white nation

They protect our country
Stop acting like you have an inferiority complex

Serves you right taking part in some heathen stick dance.