Kekland General - richfag edition

Are you sick of the degeneracy in your home nation? Have you fought long and hard in the meme wars and have not felt like you were rewarded? well fret not for the island nation of kekistan will provide for its soldiers, come join your fellow man.

No but seriously without memeing let's buy and colonize a cheap island in the name of /pol and kek.

We currently have found two interessting islands:
privateislandsonline.com/islands/hangover-island

privateislandsonline.com/islands/spanish-island

Search for more islands, post what you are willing to donate and what skills you have.

IF YOU LIVE CLOSE TO ONE OF THESE ISLANDS, REPORT IN! We need you to scout the area.

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/SzRzt
change.org/p/president-of-the-united-states-declare-antifa-a-terrorist-organization/u/19292498
privateislandsonline.com/islands/foster-island
privateislandsonline.com/islands/addison-island
privateislandsonline.com/islands/isla-san-pedro
discord.gg/8fcAk
boats.com/power-boats/1973-universal-ironworks-94-5793816/#.WJb3IPkrLIU
boats.com/power-boats/1983-miller-marine-43-5948787/#.WJb3tPkrLIU
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberland
ted.com/talks/marcin_jakubowski?language=pan
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Plan for colonizing an Island once one has been chosen:
1.A local volunteer user visits the Island, calling the Owners and saying that he is a potentional Buyer. He visits the Island, asks the owners general Questions (Weather, Pests, ect). He also checks the Soil. This is very important, since we want to be able to grow stuff. Then the user returns to /Pol, and if the Island is fitting, we buy it, gathering the money trough a crowd funding site.

2.We choose about 20 volunteers based on their skills. We should have about 10 Workers, two Farmers, Two Architects and one “Supervisor”. The supervisor is elected.

3.Once the anons have gathered, we have to acquire vital supplies. This first group of anons stays on the Island for min. 5 days, we will need: About 700 liters of Water, Food Rations, Shovels, Picks, Axes, Tents, seeds, meds.

4.Day 1: Settlers familiarize themselfes with the Island, build up Tents and begin to work on making a field. Architects survey the Island, look for suitable spots for Buildings.

5.D 2: Settlers work on the field, plant seeds

6.D 3: The Supervisor and two others return to the Mainland, resupply on missing stuff.

7.D 4: More Working, tending the fields.

8.D 5: Farmer Anons check the fields. If they find them suitable, the Supervisor and two others return to the Mainland, Buying the following stuff: 5 12v solar panels with acserisories, a big Tent, a cheap laptop or the PC of an user.

9.D 6: They plant the solar Panells, and using mobile Internet, connect with the rest of /pol.

10.Finally, the Settlers vote if the Island is sustainable or not. If they vote yes, the plan enters phase two.

Discord: discord.gg/SzRzt

I live just south of the first island. I could try to scout in the future. I'm not sure if 40 acres is enough for all of us though. Spanish island seems more realistic. Plus it's only a half million dollars, if tens of us pitched in, I'm sure it's possible. Other more tropical islands would be better though. Keep an eye out.

we will need around 2 acres per person for self sufficient farming. how big an island we need depends on how many people

Also, it takes more than a day to get a good farm going, maybe two weeks minimum. I know how to farm, it's simple business to run a tractor and break up the ground, but getting that heavy equipment over the water onto the island. We'd have to use old methods, so it could take a month. Also, it could take months to tell if the ground is good for farming or not. It's not like in the movies where you taste it and immediately know. The one in Florida would be the best for farming. Top candidate for the island right now seems to be Hangover Island. But a bigger island with a good climate and ground would be best.

change.org/p/president-of-the-united-states-declare-antifa-a-terrorist-organization/u/19292498

This is the answer. You can put them on prison islands.

You want to end the left? Here's how:
There is a redpill NUKE sitting on YouTube right now.

Brendan Maclean - House of Air

Embed this in every children's forum and watch the left crumble.

Well spanish island is 140 acres, about 50 % of it is good for farming, that means we could sustain about 30-35 people. For other goods we must trade with the Mainland.

There is a much bigger, 300 acres island with lots of limber and farmland, but it's very exspensive.
privateislandsonline.com/islands/foster-island

What we could do with it is to colonize it secretly and once we sell the limber and with generous donations from richfags we could buy it.

This island seems pretty sustainable, plus it's already got a boathouse on it.
privateislandsonline.com/islands/addison-island

INB4 the faggot who sets up the crowdfund steals all the money and disappears.

Sure, i can see this happening if enough Sup Forumsacks contribute
discord link expired, btw

Yes we somehow have to ensure that we don't get jewed over. Like that the donated money goes directly to the owner of the island.

If we could pull this, we could literally become a small country. I'm sure of it.

privateislandsonline.com/islands/isla-san-pedro

discord.gg/8fcAk

This could actually be resolved by the court system or a legitimate escrow agency.

samefag, setting up a corporation would also guarantee each member retains a clear title to the land.

Are we going to need a right wing death squad? if there are positions open i'd like to apply

Are niggers welcomed?
I got an engineering degree.

only as slaves, but yeah

I can farm, I can hunt, I can build, I can do pretty much anything, except math. I fucking hate math. If there is a need for an impromptu minuteman club, count me in.

The biggest problem isn't if the land is good or not, the funding is the biggest thing that needs to be solved here guys.

> the funding is the biggest thing that needs to be solved
How about we gas the jews for real this time and then start a soap company

Funding, climate, size, sustainability. Those are the biggest problems right now.

stick to your >designated side of the island imho and we're good.

>eternal leaf

Now, say we get the funding, and we can get the biggest one, we'd need boats. I've got a carolina skiff J14 in my backyard, but we'd need proper utility. Something capable of a crew, plus all the necessities. And it has to be able to carry, oil, fuel, food, water, and supplies. Plenty of it in one go.

>criticizing a flawless economic plan
i expected more from you

Guys I've been saying for awhile, a test case inland is an absolute necessity so Sup Forumsacks can gather there, so we can build and gain expertise when it comes to building, farming, and all the stuff involved in this massive undertaking. You guys are being unrealistic expecting to found an island nation right off the bat with no wellspring of experience. The costs are incredibly high.

Well we can do more turns with the boat.

You are saying something. Look for cheap land for rent.

I get that, but you'd need a decent boat is what I'm saying. My tiny J14 can't do ocean straight up. We'd need some sort of proper utility boat.

Like this. Or something smaller depending on where the island is. But if it's ocean. I'd recommend a proper vessel.
boats.com/power-boats/1973-universal-ironworks-94-5793816/#.WJb3IPkrLIU

Conventional Farming isn't that effective, especially if the island is small in size. We have to build a simple greenhouse (around 2000m^2) and build a Aquaponics system inside. Look it up.
We can farm vegetables and fish all year round without even needing actual soil. It's 20-40 times more efficient than normal farming.

Actually, retract that last boat, that'd be too big for us to start with, this one is probably better. And it'd be fine for both.

boats.com/power-boats/1983-miller-marine-43-5948787/#.WJb3tPkrLIU

You don't want to rent you want to buy.

Literally could not imagine anything worse than being stuck on an island with you lot..

There are like transport ocean-going boats for rent.

Is this a joke or a you guys serius? (If it isn't a joke that's fucking fantastic and i want to help)

Seems like you know. We could buy half grown apple trees, potatoes, carrots ect.

It is no joke. We are serious, and /pol is the only board capable of pulling this of.

Are paraguayans right-winged not nig nogs welcome?

german libs copy pasta god emporer trump memes to push their new eu drone

Rent, rent, rent. You really want to remain in debt to others? If renting is the only way this is possible, I'm out. There is no freedom in renting. Maybe rent the utility boat, sure, that's tolerable. But renting the island itself is unacceptable.

So how can I help?

What's the point in putting work toward this, if some landlord could yank the rug out from underneath us and destroy it all?

Counter it by calling it racist because Romans were slavers.

What are your skills? We need farmers, builders or richfags.

Let's just invade Liberland or pull some "we want to make a multicultural society there EU pls help us"

I can hunt know how to, for farming and building don't know much but I can learn

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberland

We can literally hijack this unclaimed island from these libertarian cucks.

But seriously this is a awesome idea

I could teach you how to farm and build if this becomes real. You'd probably enjoy farming if you enjoy hunting.

Why not invade Tuvalu or Sealand?

how flexible is this new colony going to be on child pornography, on a scale from 1 to 10?

If this come true one day I'll go there

If we hijack that land, we'd need an armed force capable of actually guarding it, there aren't any residents living there, so there'd be almost no opposition.

it will be under the laws of whatever country we are based in. would need an island in international waters to try declare sovereignty later

From farming I know little but I don't have trouble learning

Also going to be in Ireland a few months from now I could possibly look at Spanish island

>Letting them live

Maybe a Battle Royale TV show?

For**

Because tuvalu and sealand are impossible to grow crops on. We are looking to be self sufficient.

Well be waiting

How are you gonna reproduce ?That’s right, by意m歩rチンg案背stらlぱらしてs。Which will mean you’re little social experiement is not an experiment at all but a repetition of a repetitiion of a repetition of an ancestral pattern.
No, as long as the artificial womb is not available, any such endeavour is doomed, pointless, and retarded.

You would have realised it without me needing to spell it out for you if you were really wealthy, faggot.
Though the possibility you’re an inheriting dimwit is possible i guess. A fool and his money...

I'm just going to write down "legal" for now, we can check the specifics later

And what would the income be?, we need a capital or town's treasury to buy things that we would need sometimes from other countries, like nails or building materials

Stop being an cunt, you don't contribute at all.
We could always just import women.

The frenchy is right

Praise Kek!

I'm from south america btw, I hope that this won't be a problem

Shadilay!

Worked on set construction (carpentry) and costume fabrication in theatre since I was 12 including a particularly dickish director who wanted everything to be made how it would be in colonial times so I know how to make fabric from scratch with a spindle and looms well as build walls doors and furniture

ted.com/talks/marcin_jakubowski?language=pan

Engineers?

The moonrune fart is "by importing ancestral parasites", i.e. what you said.

Wait at least 10 years, both to ensure the artificial womb is being developped ( if not, help me and get into the nascent industry faggot ), and to see the evolution of the geopolitical situation and so ensure you island will not be a contested clay for a reason or another.


Though, once the artificial womb is here, there's really no need to get an island, just go immigrate to a third-world shithole that is stable enough, and go produce spawns in the countryside, along with local schools and others facilities ( manned by people, not the local subhumans, of course ).

hi newfags.

Fyi, there have been dozens and dozens of Sup Forums island projetcs, and none have ever even begun to take shape outside of this board.

That being said, good luck.

the discord link is expired again

Tetepare island. It's uninhabited large I think, and could work. Or we could set up on a bunch of the maldive islands

Apparently there was a plantation there once, could set up in that to start

Nevermind. It's protected. It's confusing though. Says it's abandoned but there's a lodge to help island descendants?

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>TFW SJWing and liberalism in on the rise in your home country

As much as the idea of having an entire island sounds I feel like it's pointlessly unpractical. You isolate yourself from all but the most basic resources and won't have any realistic means for producing income. You can't produce exports at competitive costs and things like tourism will struggle simply because few people are going to go so far out of their way to go to farming with Sup Forumsacks.

You can enjoy most of the advantages of an island on just any ordinary farming land. You can be sufficiently isolated without a trip to the convenience store being a dangerous trip on boat that's both expensive and needs somewhat skilled crew. Land will be cheaper, and if you're farming you can sell shit as competitively as any farmer. You'll have more people willing to come help since they can get themselves there without any real organisation, and similarly you monetize normies by selling shit to passers by or by providing accommodation, just for example.

The only advantage I see to an island is that you'd be better disposed towards declaring yourselves an independent micro-nation, but a micro-nation consisting of Sup Forums struggling to subsist in isolation isn't going to be much more than an empty gimmick in my eyes.

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fuck you for beating us i hope you lose CAN bitch

expired link

Go suck a horse cock Morocco

I will buy a dredger and start making new coastlines to increase fertile area and make the island frog shaped