How do you fix Japan?

How do you fix Japan?

what do you want to fix?

Return Sakhalin to russia for a start, stupid english teacher.

Try to get all those virgins QTs.

Let the Citizens carry bladed weapons because of possible youtube gore.

Let you guys take over China.

Why would you want to fix this?

Make peace with China and Korea.

Let Japan fix Japan on its own.

But I guess I'd let them have their own military but then form deals to keep them on our side.

Oh god this made me flash to Animaniacs and Chicken Boo.

>he's a giant chicken I tell you!

anime loving nerds.

stop making all of them work to death and kill themselves.

Also force them to have babies to stop the Japanese population decline, I don't want Japan to be a smaller China in a few years.

ban production of low-quality anime. make anime great again.

why don't we ban all anime? anime is useless.

I'm curious to see if Japan would prefer to either let their country die on its own due to aging population and low birthrate, or if they'll eventually accept the destruction of their culture but save their country by taking all these immigrants no one else wants.

>arabs in charge of counting

stop making these threads
stop going to japan
stop pretending to be japanese

i might have the flag of the UAE but i'm not local Arab you damn burger

What is useful to you? I don't see browsing Sup Forums as something useful

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why do yall need fixing?
no offense or weeb intended but i thought yall were happy?
an accepted cultural degeneracy yeilds high birth rates, excellent resources.
whats wrong?
thinking about letting blacks in?

Nuclear hellfire again
unleash atoms wrath on them
let them bask in the glory of destruction.

Japan becomes the weaboo containment island, Weebs from all countries get deported to japan, Then nuked again

if you want to watch funny things, watch big bang theory or something.

Anime is degenerate.

I think you mean how does Japan fix the rest of the world

fuck up Ahmed, you're next.

>big bang theory
is this the infamous Japanese shit taste i keep hearing about?

You're generalizing a bit there lad
And how is big bang theory not degenerate?

>this comes from leafweeb

who's Ahmed? your neighbor?

So you're a degenerate retard who consumes the bottom of the barrel American (((comedy)))? Got it.

Come to this thread you autists!

Japan fixes itself.

>this comes from insecure russian

science is good.
anime is not scientific and people can not learn anything

>somehow i'm insecure because i dont watch degenerate child cartoons
lolkek

Don't copy western politics.

>Big Bang Theory
>Science

kek. You poor, poor westaboo cuck. Maybe Honey Boo Boo may suit your taste.

The leaf you replied to didn't even hint at the fact that he watches anime you dumb cunt

Need more immigrants to bring diversity.

3rd nuke

Arranged marriage, it fits well with their cultural attitudes towards duty to family and community, woud fix the Virgin problem, raise the birth rates, and get rid of the neets since they now have to work in order to support a family. Also raise taxes on singles more and cut social benefits so being neet becomes infeasible to most people.

Wow, Yakuza 0 looks like shit and yet everyone said it was fun.

Looks like a fucking low-res PS3 game, or even some high-res PS2 game, kek.

I was replying to you.

And I was talking about

Why stop at 4. You will get nothing done with only 6 nukes. are you some sort of japanophile for only wanting to drop 200 nukes.

I don't.
You moved to Japan 英語先生 so you sort this shit out ... if they even let you.

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start globalizing and accept multi-culturalism into your society

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More power to the monarchy.

Import a massive amount of migrants.
Migrants make everything better.

Revert to the ''Bubble'' era
Give the Yakuza more control

just stop nigger, you're making us look bad
japanese trolling must be of the highest quality

You need to raise your birth rates slightly. No one's asking you to breed at the rate China does, but you need to improve.

The lack of births is largely caused by Hikkiomorism. In order to fix that problem, you need to improve your work/life balance; no more working for 15 hour stretches and refusing to quit your job because "muh honour". If you do that, fewer people will crave escapism in the form of 2D waifus.

Doing those things might help your economy in the long run.

Also, I hear that you only have one, state approved way of studying in school. Why do they enforce that?

No.

Those two things are part of why the economy collapsed to begin with.

Didn't America already fix you?

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This, I've heard Japanese work culture and growing up sucks ass.

>Study fucking hard in elementary and middle school to get into the highschool of your choice

>Depending on where you go to highschool basically determines where you go to college, and thus where you work afterwards (basically your entire future is dependent on where you go to highschool)

>Abusive workplaces that promote dedicating your entire life to the corporate office and drinking with coworkers after work, with little free time for yourself

>This combined with the fact that workplaces will fire or let go of anyone even thinking of having children promotes women to not seek long lasting relationships or partners and a family

>This causes them to have higher standards for potential mates so they can have security

>This causes men to want to not pursue relationships because they don't see it as worth the time or money, especially since a large form of escapism and relationship alternatives exists through waifu-ism, anime, video games, virtual dating sims, etc.

>Women also have relationship alternatives through the use of "fake boyfriend" bars and japanese "sheep boys" (if you don't know what that is, google it. Its essentially paying someone to cry with you and hang out with you in your apartment, but nothing super intimate)

>State funding and welfare systems promote NEET-ism as well, further pushing men and women towards fantasy escapes from reality

>Porn, media, and sex markets all controlled by the yakuza, who has helped push this culture forward for money

>Highest rate of depression/suicides, one of the lowest birth rates in the world

Japan needs to get their shit together. They are also pretty xenophobic overall, which is funny because immigration could fix a lot of their issues.

American cock.

Japan is doing alright except for a chronic lack of machismo. Start fucking Jap women till we make Japan great again.

runs at 60 FPS at 1080p tho
I'll take performance and content over unoptimized UnrealEngine4 games while circlejerking about foliage quality

Ban anime

Let me live there and spread my superior gene.

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>Big Bang Theory
JUST

>How do you fix Japan?

Import more Portuguese.
Do you have time to listen to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

trips don't lie

By fullfilling the Prophecy of Kishimoto and producing a new generation of overpowered half-breeds to lead Nippon into a glorious future folded over 1,000 times.

Here, fix'd.

>removing japan's ahoge

You have to go back.