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holy shit is this real?

s-sauce?

Some anons talked about this two days ago.

>tabloid journalism

globemagazine.com/content/clinton-stopped-her-tracks

I saw this very magazine in Walmart last night.

Both Hillary and Bill were caught trying to flee the country. This is related to Pizzagate and the Clinton Foundation criminal investigation.

Non tabloid source ?

More credible than CNN.

O_o

>February 13, 2017

Sounds fake as fuck. Would be nice though.

Nice newspaper you got there fucking retard..

hehehe, you little commie fuck

Kek willed it, user, italibro rolled dub 7s.

i wanted sauce on the webm

What are cover dates?

Magazines are placed on store shelves early sometimes to be relevant for their actual street date publication

Feb 13 2017

Sliding the sliders triggers the kike

...

I want to believe...

In the pope's defense however, his Roman title "Pontifex", means literally "Builder of bridges". Presumably, of course, he would build metaphoric bridges for his people to access the spiritual realm, not for 3rd world invaders to access Germany's welfare programs.

OI, bump

>BRRAAAAPP

Better fuckin stop her.

I love seeing tabloid shit. I saw one today about Bill Clinton dying and that there was no hope.

Cool they gave him peacock feathers. People are quick to forget the feathered serpent is the peacock angel

Shouldn't you be out there, getting fickied? Spiritual, I mean.

I heard now that Trump is in, Washington is tooo quiet , the leftis almost nonexistant, ppl are being taken out and arrested, the ppl voted for that

Just looked up the Peacock Angel, bizarre...
When ISIS started killing Yezidis claiming they were devil worshippers I didn't realise there might be some truth to it

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1560714/The-Devil-worshippers-of-Iraq.html

>caught fleeing country
>begging for pardon
>escaping jail
Pic related = Hillary confirmed

>tabloids

Tabloids seem to be the only outlets actually doing any journalism these days. it's sad, but it's true.

If I've learned anything from tabloids, it's that where there's smoke, there's fire.

Yees, tabloids. The only legit print news these days.

The difference between propaganda and journalism is cash money.

Will Trump be the first politician in all of history to actually deliver upon every single promise he made? Let's hope so.

Shadilay.

>225x225

"We Yezidi are not saints," says Halil, "but we are a peaceful people. All we want is tolerance. We do not worship evil, we just see that the world contains good as well as bad. Darkness as well as light."

BECAUSE YOU'D BE IN JAIL. THE MADMAN IS FOLLOWING THROUGH EVERY CAMPAIGN PROMISE.

Nah. But at least Kek writes the headlines now. They didn't expect that one to happen, lol.

Yeah I've seen this many times in convenience stores and others, its a tabloid though so its fake news, pretty much just a joke paper

she really wanted to flee to some arabian shithole?
hahah she legit thought that Trump wouldn't jail her.

More plausible than CNN

can they just print whatever they want and claim its the truth without having any sources?

>february 13th 2017

>tabloid = fake news
Wake up and smell the coffee, Carl Bernstein, NYT and Washington Post are purveyors of America's finest fake news.

Obama, Clinton, Bush. They all have their little (((Saudi))) condos, for "services rendered".

fully expected her to have a turd hanging out or a cock dangling, was genuinely surprised

Please give the source already user!

Ted Gunderson himself rates the tabloids for fearless headlines. Could be bullshit, but it's utterly believable.

they don't have to reveal their sources.
if hillary sued them for libel, she would have to prove in court that it wasn't true, lawyers would clean up, big waste of time. Plus if it was true, that would be revealed in court. You don't sue unless it's totally untrue and a really big deal.

Hope the fbi post is real
Kek make it so

So it's not unlikely but very much likely for them to sneak out unseen. Bye, stupid taxpayers. We ripped billions from you morons and brought you down to 3rd world levels and a war with the rest of the world. Yep. Totally believable.

sauce

Pic related

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU prove she hasn't been in Panama since January. It seems incredibly unlikely she bothered staying around, seriously.

I know right?

I can't believe Priscilla Presley would fuck Tom Jones.

Not only is this a tabloid- the fact is that it's really hard to get out of Uncle Sam's reach once they have their eye on you. So if something were to happen to her legally, she'd go to jail one way or the other.

Unless she goes to

1) North Korea
2) Iran
3) Russia

I can't see why any of the three will help her.

*BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

Cher has apparently been close to death for decades...

Magazines are printed ahead of time. Shocker. Fucking idiot.

>mainstream journalism

the sauce, Hans! The sauce!

is there anything more pathetic than a white girl trying to twerk like a nigger when she's a >noass

tom knows his listerine

I didn't even read the thing, do you think I care where they flee too? They can freeze their ass off in Antarctica if the desire to do so, I'm only in for the fun of it. ex oldfag. I accuse Sup Forums Sup Forums. Now give me asylum you nazis!
Hehe

white girls twerking is more hotter than a nigga doing it.

That list in the pic is still getting bigger kek

Wrong.
youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE

>Ass too wide and looks as if it has cancer.
>suspicious fart sound.

This is what happens when you accept refugees. You can't even afford HD memes.

i'm telling you that white girls twerking is always cringe and disgusting, ahmed. the video is proof. it's all mashed potatoes and cottage cheese under that latex, i guarantee it.

lol

I forgot, but its from the site jeanstease or some shit

her ass is perfect tho

For the source to the Webms

Mariaryabushkina.tumblr.com

>This ass
>too wide
They can't all have hips of a 12 year old, Achmed.

a woman who's only physical virtue is being skinny is destined to be skinnyfat by age 25. it's inevitable. the only good asses are asses of women who lift

Her ass is beautiful, but she's achieving nothing by moving her stationary cheeks around like that.

It's like looking at a painting stuffed in a swing-set.

That's because the example you provided is literally a black girl wearing white skin.

White girls have asses that you want to bury your face in and run your tongue over their perfect butthole.

If those were the hips of a 12 year old it would have been deleted instantly.

>wasting quads by white knighting fat attentionwhore roastie "LMAO GAYMER GURRRRRL" on an anonymous cartoon porn imageboard
consider suicide

>White girls have asses that you want to bury your face in and run your tongue over their perfect butthole.
only if they got that ass by barbell squatting with proper form.

but she is 26

what?

>If those were the hips of a 12 year old it would have been deleted instantly.
Sad for you isn't it?
>Getting this angry
I'm not the one who should seriously revalue his life, m8

>but she is 26
a pedant german what a shocker

my point stands that when she stops watching what she eats and goes 5kcal above her tdee she'll transition from skinny to skinnyfat with blinding speed

Thank you!

>I'm not the one who should seriously revalue his life, m8
>white knighting fat women on the internet
yes you are

Why would it be? I've no interest in paedophilia.

kike nigger faggot bitch
I'd vote all day and night up in that booth

It is the choice of Steins;Gate

Cover dates are more often return dates than not.

You can do a lot with a pert white ass, but jiggling it like it's a jelly-black-booty is pointless. Get creative, leave the jigga-ling to the jigga-boo.

Typical war criminal lmao

and then we focus on a new whore as masturbation aid
whats your point?

>tattoos
dropped

>This is what he considers fat
M8, those anime waifu pic you fap to really weren't good for your expectations.

*BBBRRRRRRRRRT*

Are people dumb enough to believe those pulps? I see those every time I go to the grocery and they have the most retarded shit, basically clickbait irl. They're obviously fake.

she is fat. the latex is only barely holding the mashed potatoes in place

Are you fucking kidding me? Did you just wake up from a 10 year coma?