Would right wingers oppose vampires' rights if they were real?

Would right wingers oppose vampires' rights if they were real?

I'd let Hikari nom nom nom on my dick

Vampires eat and kill people. Right wingers would kill them. Lefty cucks would want to give them rights and then watch their children get devoured.

gas them...

oh wait they don't breath

throw em off helicopters...

oh wait they can't die that way either

What are we supposed to do pol we're out of options

Just look at this ferocious beast devouring an innocent girl.

>vampies are technically undead
>they all vote democrat
>hillary wins
>tfw

Haha

kek

Vampires suck.

>tfw she will never nib nib your dick

>the government gives blood donations to vampires
DIE

I mean i guess we could just sell blood bags in grocery stores and stuff, only if they were vampires like in interviews with monster girls. As long as they dont kill people id be fine. Plus i want a cute vampire gf to nom nom nom me

Of course not.I bet they remove kebab like Tepes did.Bloodfuges welcome.

I propose a system where, for every two quarts of blood sucked, a female vampire must also take in (Orally, anally, or vaginally) a tablespoon of semen.

This system is fair for everyone.

What about male vampires?

four hours of consensual cuddling and cooing for every quart?

Fucked if I know what women are into.

>vampires' rights
Their only right is free stake and some fire.
Ovens are perfectly fine option.

If vampires were real they will end up controlling 99% of all the blood donation institutions of the world.

Yep. Feasting on the blood and flesh of man is heretical and degenerate. And murderous. What's the upside to having something like that around?

Yes, of course

good thing they aren't real.

...

i'd let one bite me then i could get gibmedats and live forever

>tfw no monstergirl gf

>tfw vampire fetish

I wouldn't be surprised at all if people came up with an app like BiteMe or something where you can hook up with vampires to be voluntarily nommed.

Kill them off and research their genetic properties.

try your luck

>kill a vampire
>they turn into ash
>???

It depends on whether or not the vampires are walking around with their pants sagging, stealing and wrecking everything.

If they can assimilate and not violate the non-aggression principle then I don't even care if they're vampire niggers.

That's so cute my jaw hurts.

>cute vampires
Fuck this. We need more proper vampire stories with them being murderous monster. If I had the motivation to wrjte I'd write it myself.

Just hold on a little longer. Virtual waifus are coming.

I've got your "vampire rights" right here

murderous vampires are cute!

Running water ususally kills them.

We could get one of those super-high-pressure water jet cutters. I figure that would do the job.

How do we know that they're not real? I'm not talking about your gay animes either vampires are a western concept.

If I could live forever I would

>implying vampires are not a higher form of evolution than humans.

Fuck you if vampires were real we would probably be ensalved by now. Id side with em just for a chance to become one my self.

We would be living as gibs not them.

Well well well my Magyar friend. We meet again.

Rolling.

Also what animu si that?

Arachne GET

not today

>Rabbit girl

I can accept this fate.

ah fuck it why not.

A crow is fine too

The only thing that can kill a vampire is intentional suicide, anything else can only temporarily weaken. Running water can't kill anything, it can prevent some Dead crossing it and weaken stronger ones.

gotta catch em all

Gib wife

...

Succubus...
Someone is getting succed to death.

Pls be good

Demi-chan. Faggot.

joke or not you have gone too deep into the anime weeaboo delusion

61 get

good. no turkroach option

Let's see.

Thx fag

hey fellow succubus sperm bank

Just watch "True Blood"

Check these digits.

Vampire-hunters would be a highly specialized unit in our Right Wing Death Squads

Liberals would welcome them in and try to ban garlic.

Rolling let's hope I don't get fucked here.

All bloodsuckers should be burned.

Cool an Undine not too bad, I'll take it.

I actually just jerked off to too much 2D from childhood to adulthood and killed my sex drive for non-two-dimensional women.

By all other measures I'm a well adjusted adult with a college degree, mostly normal friends, and a ~80k a year salary for a job in my field.

Slaanesh pls gib

Wakey wakey!

Look at this way. If every one is a vampire, nobody will every die. We'll live way way longer and have super strength.

We'll just feast on animal blood, like already.

Time to go to /x/ and learn how to summon a sucky bus.

I'd only support rights for cute boy vampires.

Nani?

Roll

depends on if I get a vamp gf
roll

>vampire
>live

Undeath isnt the same thing.

>Supporting the rights of fucboy vampires
>not accepting your higher vampire aztec gods of fitness.
Shame

As long as the Vampire was ethnically white and understood the native culture, adaptations could be made.

We should stand by our own even after death.

Give me something good

>pillar men
>vampires
They were an entirely different species.

I can't say no

nai wa~

shid :::::DDDDDDDDDDDD

Rolling

(dont have a pic of dio amd im to lazy to look at)
They were some super vampires anyway. devouring people just by touch.

I can imagine it already. Diablerie would be a common practice at pride parades, veneral diseases would be spread at a never before seen by sucking blood, and it would all be protected by the full extent of liberalism.

So yes, they don't belong in this world.

One more get because I'm greedy.

As long as they aren't nigger vampires.

>oppose their rights
We'd hunt them down mate.

rollin'

Do it

Damn a pixie, that might be problematic if I can't fuck her because she's too small.

Come on, Inari!

I think they just happened to have a weakness to the sun like vampires. They were a lot smart and less animalistic than the vampires.

Roach'd

oh no

Well then

Sodesu ka.

Depends, are those vampires bloodthirsty savages out to kill us to eat us afterwards? Or are they civilized beings feeding on blooddonations, artificial blood and volunteers? If savage just fuck em up

Dunno you could still count em. Their backstory is that they needed a huge amount of life force to survive cause great power and shit.

Also dio wasnt an animal as well. He was just evil by himself.

Rolling bitches

Obviously the most pragmatic choise would be to join them.
But if they would refuse, then I would become salty and start opposing them.

Then why do existing vampires feed on humans? Checkmate, leaf