Brit/pol/ - This Is Your Brain On 8ch Edition

>Tories: "If you voted Leave to lower immigration you're in for a rude awakening - Cuts in immigration are not achievable"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-immigration-voters-eu-nationals-stephen-crabb-white-paper-a7562466.html

>Spies and civil servants who leak national security secrets face up to 14 years in jail, in the first overhaul of the Official Secrets Act in a century due to "the growing threat from Russia"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/02/exclusive-spies-civil-servants-leak-secrets-face-14-years-jail/

>Muslim pupils outnumber Christian children in more than 30 church schools, including one CoE primary that has a 100% Muslim population
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/muslim-pupils-fill-the-pews-at-anglican-schools-gp2jzvslc

>Britons must be offered 'associate EU membership', claims MEP
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-latest-news-theresa-may-european-union-associate-citizenship-eu-charles-goerens-a7562416.html

>Stoke Labour deny seeking an alliance with the Lib Dems to stop Are Nutt
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-paul-nuttall-collaboration-liberal-democrats-in-upcoming-stoke-on-trent-by-a7562506.html

>Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell proposes cap on energy prices
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38858225

>(((Kingdom of Zion shilling intensifies)))
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38868039

>Hitchens on Sunday
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/02/peter-hitchens-which-of-these-pc-plodders-will-be-britains-next-top-cop.html

>Michael Fallon: Britain needs to engage "military to military" with Russia
express.co.uk/news/uk/762548/UK-must-engage-with-Russia-MILITARY-TO-MILITARY-in-chilling-threat-amid-global-tensions

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=sv0-stddBto
thedaily.online/post/2017/02/05/atheist-woman-tirelessly-defends-islam-on-facebook
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Reminder that we're being raided

First for Hitler should have won ww2 FUCK ALL CHURCHILL KEKS

US is better tbqh

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BASED CIVIC NATIONALISM

THINGS

BASED DISCORD AND I WANT TO BE INSIDE THE LASS OMG LASS LET ME MAKE A STICKY MESS IN YOUR WET DAMP

Hitler was the best leader we ever had

ONLY BASED NA CAN SAVE US NOW

HEIL EVROPA

>He didn't vote for bacon sandwich man

This is all YOUR fault!

>tfw to intelgent to give the raiders (You)s

The infographic that will save Britain

Churchill did ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong.

Both countries are garbage

CRY 'GOD!' FOR HARRY, ENGLAND, AND (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)

This. Refugees

**BREAKING NEWS**

NAUGHTY NIGEL CONFIRMED AS A KEKOLD

BONGS BTFO

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SPEAK TO ME LASS GIVE ME 1 (YOU) I WOULD WORSHIP YOU ALL DAY IF YOU WERE MINE I WANT TO BE YOUR TOILET ROLL

Lads, I just found out I'm Cornish!

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who /nostalgia/ here?

I LOVE YOU LASS PLEASE LET ME MAKE A MESS

BASED MOTHER EVROPA PLEASE FILL MY PAKI BLOOD WITH THE HUWHITE SPIRIT

Post tits as proof

LITTLE ENGLANDERS ARE KEKOLDS CONFIRMED!

LASS

Anglo'd a German and then dumped her for foxy french waitress, fucking based lad

>tfw too smart to report her before she gives us fresh pics

Wow, she got fat. Would bang her tbqh though.

Who /BASEDNA/ here?

>cuckchan will never see the lass again
>she's mine

Hey 8ch, wanna see an autism shrine to Ayn Rand?

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Fuck off racist

Me lad.

HEIL MVTHER EVROPA T B H WOTAN MITT UNS

LADSLADSLADSLADS

GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET

>she got banned before posting pics
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BASED NA SAVE US WE SHOULD BOMB PARLIAMENT (JOKES LOL)

What the fuck is going on in here lads?

Reminds me of the sixth form common room where I work...get back under your rocks politics A level students.

Shameful desu.

>National Action
>using ARYAN imagery.

You'll get yourself sent to the blood refinery before long lad.

I'm pretty sure there's a street named after him in Portsmouth, the city where he was born.

You can see the house he was born in on Street View as well.

Chances of UKIP coming third in Stoke?

i want to suck her cunt

8ch raid

it isnt were just sick of you

Blairposting is going into overdrive, also we're being raided

Tiny

>sixth form common room where I work

MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>were
fuck off anonymong 8gagger

Can't you just fuck her cunny like a normal lad, lad?

Remember that we are being raided by plebbit.

Real YKTD here desu lads, based pakis desu

Should I have a shave lads? I'm transgender btw. My beard hairs are showing through but some people find that attractive right?

>1 post by this id
i put it to you...

no lad i want to taste it first

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>sixth form common room where I work
alri' Saville

No, shaving is haram

Who else thinks pakis bring much needed diversity to this country? Also I'm being impersonated, watch out.

Thank you based anons for raiding this shit place. Keep it up

stop impersonating me

>only 97-03
>not 03-07

Watch out lads there are huwhite supremacists impersonating me in this thread desu

lad...

>1 post by this id
i put it to you...

>Sixth Form
>Saville

>ywn punch Richard Spencer in the face after a scat femdom session

Interesting, was unaware of that.

Based Jimposter deals with Paddy raid on Brit/pol/ (1979, colourised.)
youtube.com/watch?v=sv0-stddBto

SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
CIVIC NATIONALISM IS WELCOME HERE

He's right you know lolbertarians.........

Will the real YKTD please stand up?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LADS
LADS I WANT TO BE IN THE LASS
I NEED IT
I WANT THE WET MESS
I WANT TO MAKE IT STICKY
I WANT TO BE IN THE WARM WET DAMP OF THE LASS
LASS LET ME BE IN THE DAMP WET SO I CAN MAKE A STICKY MESS
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LASSS
LASSS PLEASE

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OC la's

Here lad, all these nonce impersonators should fuck off desu

>I must say, it's the first time that I have ever conducted a duet.... and it's not a particularly tuneful duet either

Right here lad. Are you a bully? I hope you aren't aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

STOP IMPERSONATING ME

Saved tbqh

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I demand you stop impersonating me.

THANK WOTAN FOR BASED POLES LADS

MY BUM IS ITCHY REEEEEEE

Fuck off 8ch, you're trying too hard to fit in.

Wtf is going on with this thread? reddit raid? or was this another one of yktd's organized shilling efforts to make people go to the discord?

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put a turnip on your head

dats a big thumbb or a smol hand
is there a word for the non-digit part of the hand?
>inb4 palm

link to the discord lad?

Explain this t. angry nativist, the real YTKD is a based blaritie

>Callaghan invites her to speak and all she can do is keep repeating "Troops out of Ireland!..." and tag on "err... self determination for the people of Wales, and for the people of Scotland!" because she was completely unprepared to do anything except heckle.

you have to ask yktd since he's the head mod of it

Hey lads, anyone remember me from the other day? I said I was sick of sites like the poke and the daily mash doing "muh evil brexiters" unfunny shite satire, so I thought I'd do a counterpoint website.
New article thedaily.online/post/2017/02/05/atheist-woman-tirelessly-defends-islam-on-facebook

Criticisms, ideas, how am I doing etc all welcome. Cheers.

Then wipe that butthole clean, either it's shitty or you got worms.

Link me to the Disc0rd lad, I want to play vidya with my fellow civic nationalists.

plebbit are raiding

It's a organized raid from /r/ukpolitics, lad.