Even Captain AMERICA is against you! Sup Forums BTFO

Even Captain AMERICA is against you! Sup Forums BTFO

Captain America has been dead ever since Social Justice took over Comic Books.

(((comics)))

Captain America sticks up for the powerless and disenfranchised. Of course he isn't going to side with trump

Captain America is still a white male wtf???

Cry more, racist faggot.

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Captain America should be a black woman.

Captain Sweden*

Why does Captain America look like a child molester in a crappy wal-mart costume now?

>Implying Marvel hasn't always been a lefty hellhole
Captain Israel should be his name. He's been shilling for them for a long fucking time.

Woah nice fan art dude

Why does that muslim kid look so smug? Just what does he know?

Who the fuck even reads comics? Aren't they for kids? And I guess lib antifa's who live in Mama's basement.

>implying

It's fan art, you ponce.
Cap is a nazi Trump analogue right now
Civil War 2: Oath even aped his inauguration.
Don't spread disinformation when there's plenty of garbage coming out of marvel

This reminds me of that time my sister wanted to have practice sex to prepare for her date. She came home after school one day all flustered and said that her crush would only date her if they had sex after dinner. Mind you she was 16 and this dude was 19 (got held back a few years), while I myself was 11. She told me to put on a suit, light up some candles on the dinner table and microwave a spaghetti TV dinner. I didn't have a suit so I put on my dad's which was hilariously oversized, even if I was pretty big for my age and did as she asked. I love my sister so I didn't question much but when she wanted to practice kissing after eating I got a little nervous so I backed out a little. We ended up doing that thing the dogs did in Lady & the Tramp which made it a little less awkward. My sister had never had sex before, and obviously neither had I. She had no real formal sex education (bible belt) but had seen a porno flick after sneaking into the theater last year. I'm guessing that's where her knowledge came from because she had some pretty detailed requests, asking me to take off her bra and rub her breast, and in turn she would take off my pants and poke my weiner. We went to her bedroom and she gently tied me to the frame with her bra and took off her underwear. I didn't know what was going on and I didn't have any real sexual attraction to my sister but I got a slight chubby and she got on top of me and slid it in her vagina. She told me that she'd do all the work because I didn't know how and kinda started jumping up and down on my semi. This scared my penis a bit so it became flaccid and she was tired from all the movement so she kinda just laid on top of me with my penis in her for about thirty minutes before she told me to release. I thought she meant pee because I didn't know how to ejaculate yet so I peed inside her and then she cancelled her date because she thought sex was gross. The dude ended up having herpes though so it was for the best.

Fake and gay

I'm pretty sure that since Captain America isn't a retard, he wouldn't stand with any of these groups with no logical purpose other than to scream, destroy and disrupt the lives of actual Americans.

What would make a great CA story would be Steve finding out all these inane protests and outrage comes from Soros, a Hydra agent, and mobilizing to stop him once and for all.

Isn't Cap still a Nazi/Hydra from some cosmic cube fuckery.

fix'd

I hate the way they misappropriate Captain America.

>Muslims
>Feminists
>Manginas
>BLM placard in the back.

Holy shit marvel.

>Liberals trash America for decades calling it an evil imperial capitalist patriarchal racist society
>Liberals now playing the we iz true patriots
>Use symbol of 1940 conservative America to represent their modern marxist view point
>Calls anyone left of trotsky a nazi

Liberals deserve to be shot
Someone post the article of the little boy who got in trouble for dressing as Cap to school on super hero day in a lefty cali school.

Captain America works for Hydra though, he's literally a Nazi.

What the actual fuck. I was joking about Social Justice taking over Comics. I THOUGHT IT WAS A FEW ISOLATED CASES

I'm comfortable sleeping knowing that Russia and the US are bombing sandniggers in Syria and you can't stop that.

kek

Who cares about a fictional virgin faggot like OP?

Great fucking pasta

Is he right?

I don't know why you're involving me, here.

Wrong (You)

Meant for OP

(((Marvel)))

Oh.

I'm not sure what Marvel was trying to do here outside of redpill people.

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>tiny muslim hitler lol

>faggot

nice homophobia.

Marvel is dead

>Captain America
>Supporting domestic terrorists

>(((Marvel Comics)))

Not to worry lads, we've got Superman.

Holy shit Marvel is dead to me

you mean captain Hydra

He's telling them to leave and pointing them to Canada. BASED CAP

I hate faggotry with a passion. And that picture reeks of it.

Thank God the Punisher will never have any part in this faggot shit.

>pic related: his thoughts on BLM

And Batman has his back

>Quick! Make Captain America a Nazi agent to evoke that white guilt!
>Oh shit, I've got a better idea! Make him a defender of left-wing ideologies and have him oppose the new president!

racist

This reminds of that time my mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

Is it even steve rogers anymore?

>marLEL comics
>comics in current year