Obsecure conflicts/wars/genocides thread

I'll start. The Burmese civil war is one of the longest in history, since after world war 2. It has dozens of political and tribal groups controlling various parts of the country, like in Apocalypse now. Generations of men have fought and died in the vast jungles. The Burmese government has had a military coup since the 80's and is one of the poorest countries in the world.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsley_massacre
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pookie_(vehicle)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Capitol_shooting_incident_(1954)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_Emergency
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Macías_Nguema
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maluku_sectarian_conflict
ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Геноцид_понтийских_греков
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlora_War
worldbank.org/en/country/dominicanrepublic/overview
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungan_Revolt_(1862–77)
presstv.ir/Detail/2017/02/02/508777/India-landmine-Koraput-police-recruits-Maoist-rebels
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Burma is pretty fucked up, I went last year for a few days and everyone eats these dry red bean things so all I saw was these people with fucked up dark red stained teeth. I felt like I was in resident evil.

War of 1812

The War of 1812 was a military conflict that lasted from June 1812 to February 1815, fought between the United States of America and the United Kingdom, its North American colonies, and its Native American allies. Historians in the United States and Canada see it as a war in its own right, but the British often see it as a minor theatre of the Napoleonic Wars.While there is still much debate over the particulars of the war, both American and Canadian historians agree that America objectively lost the war, without a doubt. This makes it the only war Americans have fought on their own soil, and also lost. Over two hundreds years later and doctors are still treating the inflamed anuses of Americans everywhere. Nothing is guaranteed to drive Americans more insane than telling them they lost a war, especially to Canada.

Based trujillo slaughtered 20,000 haitians in 5 days in 1937 this event is called "the parsley massacre"
>The popular name[5] for the massacre came from the shibboleth that the dictatorial Trujillo had his soldiers apply to determine whether or not those living on the border were native Afro-Dominicans or immigrant Afro-Haitians. Dominican soldiers would hold up a sprig of parsley to someone and ask what it was. How the person pronounced the Spanish word for parsley (perejil) determined their fate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsley_massacre

pic related

The french foreign legion fighting in south america. I forget which country but they battle drug lords and smugglers in the jungle.

Supposedly there are still Chinese Republic soldiers down in the jungles of Burma and thailand. Lots of forgotten armies deep in the jungle

Colombia mostly. We are tired of old commie militias turned into regular criminals who kidnap our guys.

The Rhodesian Bush War. It was like Vietnam but in Africa. Also due to sanctions the Rhodesian government had to manufacture their own weapons and vehicles which are considered very rare today.

>Currently there are Kaibiles (Guatemalan special forces) stationed in the Democratic Republic of the Congo as part of the United Nations MONUSCO peacekeeping force. On 23 January 2006, a unit of 80 Kaibiles failed in an attempt to capture Vincent Otti, the deputy commander of Uganda's Lord's Resistance Army, in Congo's Garamba National Park. Eight Kaibiles and at least fifteen guerrillas were killed in the resulting gunfight

nothing can Top the pol poT

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pookie_(vehicle)
here is an example of one of the rare vehicles produced during the Rhodesian Bush War

I doubt in Thailand but I could believe it in Myanmar. I was by myself and made it to my hotel by 5 o'clock each day, I felt uneasy the whole time there.

I didn't know the Foreign Legion was there. We never hear about that.

Philippine-American war.

We fight the Spanish for years and they've been ran out of almost all the country. Spanish are butthurt that they're gonna lose to some island faggots so they make a deal with the Murrikans and sell us off to em without my of our representatives having a say and despite our de facto independence. A few months later the Murrikans declare war on us and we became an American colony.

FFL isn't in Colombia. It's in French Guyana only

Would the 1950's coup attempts in PR count?

Never heard of it, what was it?

>The United States Capitol shooting incident of 1954 was an attack on March 1, 1954, by four Puerto Rican nationalists; they shot 30 rounds from semi-automatic pistols from the Ladies' Gallery (a balcony for visitors) of the House of Representatives chamber in the United States Capitol. They wanted to highlight their desire for Puerto Rican independence from US rule.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Capitol_shooting_incident_(1954)

puerto ricans are faggot drug addicts TERRORIST

pol pot is pretty well known here
You weren't independent back then. By that logic we won the French and Indian war because it was Britain Vs. France

Found it. The place I was thinking of was French Guiana. They do long term deep patrols in the jungle to catch illegal gold miners and drug smugglers.

I still kek sometimes when I see that France still has a colony in continental south america

Is French Guyana the only colony large enough to be seen on a map?

Actually a bunch of old Chinese republic veterans live in Thailand because they helped fight commies there in exchange for citizenship.

Aussies bombed Malaysia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_Emergency

Caledonia is a rather large island off by new zealand and shit. Grench Guyana is the only Continental colony left I believe. People there have full rights now, though, and are EU citizens even if they've never fucking left the jungle.

>kills hundreds of thousands of fellow nigger countrymen
>famous for copious amounts of weed consumption
>slaughters island niggers famous for slaughtering outsiders
>mentally unstable
>kills everybody wearing glasses
>yes, like pol pot
>declares himself god of humanity
>eats people to get their strength
>embezzles billions in oil revenue
>relative kill count vs population, more deadly than Hitler
>you will never be able to slaughter as many filthy niggers as him

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Macías_Nguema

It's called the Jayuya Uprising as it was the only one of the uprisings that in october 30 1950 had some manner of success. The other uprisings that occured around the country where pretty much put down rather quickly, all except for Jayuya, now for this we are talking that this place could take you more than two hours to reach back then so they rebels had the upper hand, they raided the police station, burnt the post office and cut all telephone lines leading out of the municipality, they also raised the flag of PR which at the time was illegal.

The whole event was put down in hours however the NG guard called in aerial support plus mortar and grenades where used to get the nationalist all, in the end the uprisings where a failure, a lot of people was arrested including bystanders as the national guard had no way of telling which where rebels and which weren't.

top kek, says the Dominifag.

>Kills a bunch of haitians in 1937 for muh nation (niggers killing niggers again)
>Get's invaded by the US in 1965 cause niggers can't into government without weapons.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maluku_sectarian_conflict

Indonesia sends towelheads to Christian part of country to wipe them out. Don't recall this getting much coverage in my country at the time. Probably due to Afghanistan

Is Trujillo the most Far-Right dictator in the history of mankind? Apparently you had to put a sign saying "En esta casa, Trujillo es el jefe" or you and your whole family would get killed.

What? What happened was that the americans occupied and annexed you during the Spanish-American war. We didn't sell you off you ungrateful little shit.

Is it true that the niggers in haiti illegally immigrate to the DR alot? I hear it's worse than Mexicans here

He's top tier crazy. Very few compete.

Liberia Charles Taylor is up there too. He had billboards errected that said

>He killed my Ma, he killed my Pa, but I'll still vote for him.

With a picture of his smiling face.

You mean Dominicans killing Haitians encroaching on Dominican territory. Also,

>DR gets invaded by the US just like half of Latin America
>PR never even a country to begin with

?

They're 15-30% of the population. People aren't really sure, but it's pretty bad.

You can see on his wiki his children's names too. They are basically all different ghetto deviations of "Charles Taylor" They are completely insane.

> Pontus genocide by the Turks
> 400.000 people RIP

Almost all of them civilians.
ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Геноцид_понтийских_греков

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlora_War

War between the Italian Kingdom and Albania in 1920. Italy had a 10:1 troop advantage, a massive economy and modern arms, and lost with 5x the casualties to a brand new ex-Ottoman state still trying to get its shit together after independence.

>Italy
>Yes

You don't understand m8, Dominicans and Puerto Ricans don't get along, we hate them when their dinghies arrive on our shores and chimpout, but once they stop being chimps with love them, it's a hate/love relationship, a 69 of hate if you will.

I'm Dominican bro. Still live in the DR and everything.

>Kills a bunch of haitians in 1937 for muh nation (niggers killing niggers again)
based Trujillo was protecting dominican clay from the haitian horde
>Get's invaded by the US in 1965 cause niggers can't into government without weapons.
first way got invaded by the US in 1916 (banana wars) the great USA brought us roads and shiet
>The US occupation administration, however, measured its success through these standards: the country's budget was balanced, its debt was diminished, economic growth directed now toward the US; infrastructure projects produced new roads that allowed the movement of military personnel across all the country's regions for the first time in history
Then the US invaded a second time in 1965 and thought us how to goverment

Now
>Over the last two decades, the Dominican Republic have been standing out as one of the fastest economies in the Americas - with an average real GDP growth rate of 5.4% between 1992 and 2014. The DR remains the most rapid economy in the region in 2014 and 2015, with a real GDP growth at 7 percent. Recent growth has been driven by construction, manufacturing and tourism. On the demand side, private consumption has recently been strong, as a result of low inflation (under 1% on
worldbank.org/en/country/dominicanrepublic/overview

THANKS AND GOD BELSS YOU AMERICA

My favorite of these irrelevant wars is the Central African Republic Civil War.

>Minority Muslims overthrow the government
>The Christians go full deus vult and chimp out
>One of the last places in the world where people still use spears and swords
>Lots of homemade guns and shit like that
>Full out cannibalism, burning bodies alive
>Muslims ethnically cleansed, nearly all mosques destroyed
>Rebels remove all healthcare and prisons, creating an ancap paradise
>The life expectancy is now 48

There was a post earlier today saying we should paratroop these guys into refugee camps. I'm all for it

Italy is embarassing

Chechen war
Korean war
Yugoslavian bombing by Nato
Redpill me on those anons, im listening

Its really bad however we dont race mix and they are kept on the fringe of society

If you do a quick rundown through the history of countries like Colombia and Venezuela it seems like they are in a perpetual state of civil war

Could Venezuela have an uprising because of the government failure?

>Crusading African cannibal paratroopers being dropped into a European rape clinic overflowing with suicide bombers of peace
Holy fuck this has to happen.

I don't remember the name of it but there was a thread about China's wars throughout history, and one of the wars was started over some guy selling the wrong kind of rug in a market place or something, and some crazy shit like 15 million people died in that war

korean war :
>north korea have a big communist army >decide to unite korea Under its rule
>manage to almost win
>americans and South korean troops only hold a small part of the South east coast
>surprise american landing on the west coast
>americans take the advantage
>push back north korean force up near chinese border
>mao is scared as fuck cause if South korea win that mean capitalist troops near him
>call stalin for help
>stalin say : only air defense from russian air force over china nothing more
>mao send ""volunteers""
>turn out those volunteers are entire armored divisions
>push back the americans
>mcarthur say : ENOUGH WITH THOSE GOOKS
>ask for a nuclear bombing of china
>bombers take off to bomb china with nuclear fire
>Truman learn of it
>fire mcarthur and ask for bombers to come back
>conflict end in cease-fire over the current borders of north and South korea
>no end of the conflict signed
>the korean war is technicly not over since it began

thats it

>obscure

I wouldn't know honestly. There have been protests but the government cracked down on those people. A lot of retards are still supporting socialism. I have no idea how loyal the military is to the regime, but since Hugo Chavez himself came out of the military my impressions aren't too good

well the korean war is named : the forgotten war for a lot of reason , you dont see that much movies etc about it , its overshadowed by being between ww2 and vietnam

Found it, wasn't rugs but bamboo (lol)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungan_Revolt_(1862–77)

>The revolt arose over a pricing dispute involving bamboo poles, when a Han merchant selling to a Hui did not receive the amount demanded for the goods.

>As a result of the war, 640,000 people were killed in Gansu, most of them Hui.[3] Up to 12 million Chinese Muslims were killed during the revolt largely as a result of anti-Hui massacres by Qing troops sent to suppress their revolt.

The Chinese take their bamboo seriously

The Africans would fuck the 'slimes up. Muslims are more organized and smarter but much less violent. And liberals couldn't stop it because it would be racist. Plus their skill with rocks and swords would work well in countries with /nogunz/.

They are called anti-balaka which means invincible. They wear the bottles and bags around their neck because it supposedly makes them invincible

It's bad. Haitians are like turbo niggers. But since their neighbors aren;t white they cant cry racism and be resisted easily.

P.S. After the earthquake alot of haitians tried to cross the border and got shot at by the dominican cops.

That's some post apocalyptic fashion right there, looks like raider outfit from Fallout games

Russo-Circassian War
101 years of conflict culminating in ethnic cleansing.

There's been wars against Mexico on American soil.

killing innocents isn't based

I would say the mass persecution of Hindus by Muslims. Under Aurangzeb alone there is an estimated 4.6 million non-muslims killed.

Oh never mind, you said the first war on American soil.

The Naxalites in eastern India. There are actually communist guerrillas running around rural areas in Indian states like Chhattisgarh, shooting and blowing up cops and soldiers.

Eight police recruits were blown up a few days ago by the Naxals:

presstv.ir/Detail/2017/02/02/508777/India-landmine-Koraput-police-recruits-Maoist-rebels

The name comes from a village called Naxalbari in West Bengal, which is where the rebellion began in 1967.

This is the 50th anniversary of the ongoing war.

Check out a guy named general but naked
>African war lord
>sacrifices children to Satan before battle
>cuts their hearts out
>Satan makes him invincible
>runs into battle wearing only sneakers and carrying an ak47
>war ends
>20 years later
>a Christian minister in a small town, spreads the word of Jesus, and helps out local orphans

Guy is a legend.

USA and Canada are so lucky to have the pussy kind of communists that will call for a revolution of Facebook while drinking iced coffee in a Starbucks.
Meahwhile the army here has spent a shit-ton of years shooting down the kind that actually has balls to fight but they're batshit insane.

*territory

How do you tell each other apart though? I've been to DR and you all look the same to me.

Was it justified?

its true no way

You guys also have legit right wing death squads that hunt them down too, like those autodefensas brothers in the Narco series

Stop taking credit for what Great Britain won, and historians don't agree "America objectively lost" tactically America controlled the Great Lakes, outmaneuvered the British in the ocean as much as a smaller fleet can, and while Washington was burned down, a storm drove off the British and the Americans took it back the next day. Not to mention Andrew Jackson utterly annihilated the British at the Battle of New Orleans. The peace treaty, while not a huge win for the Americans, ended the impressment of American sailors (a main cause of the war), finally got the British to agree to respect America's independence (aka doing what they were supposed to do in the Treaty of Paris that ended the Revolutionary War), and stopped the British from interfering with the Indians, and they agreed to stop trying to form an Indian nation out West. The real losers were the Indians, the Americans didn't gain or lose any territory and the impressment of sailors stopped

Ty for linking this, user. Pretty fucked up.

good

You guys could get bombed to oblivion by Russia and would still somehow claim you didn't lose

haitians are 100% nigger, we are mulatto like americans senpai

But we didn't lose, we got what we wanted, the impressment of US sailors ended. We just didn't get EVERYTHING we wanted.

Dominican Republic is best Caribbean ally

Holy fuck, is this real? In the Book of Mormon, there's a line where a guy goes, "Hello, my name is Elder Butt-fucking Naked"

I thought it was just a joke...

I don't understand how something like this can happen
This is fake though

Bump

This is a very interesting thread

you now remember the Tamil Tigers

Kaibiles are savages

Salvadoran Civil War

If there's a war whose narrative got controlled by commies its this one, all I ever hear about the war is how from liberals is how the "freedom fighters" valiantly fought the "ebul government"

As always the truth is far more gray than that, from what my parents told me everyone saw the commies the way liberals see David Brock.

>Kaibiles are savages
they'er one of the best jungle warfare academy's in the world

Yea basically all of South America during the Cold War, what the US-backed governments did wasn't good, but what the communists did would've been worse

He explained to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer: "Sometimes I would enter under the water where children were playing. I would dive under the water, grab one, carry him under and break his neck. Sometimes I'd cause accidents. Sometimes I'd just slaughter them."[9] In January 2008 Blahyi confessed to taking part in human sacrifices which "included the killing of an innocent child and plucking out the heart, which was divided into pieces for us to eat."[10]
Blahyi claimed to a South African Star reporter that he "met Satan regularly and talked to him" and that from age of 11 to 25 he took part in monthly human sacrifices.[11] In his account of a typical battle Blahyi claimed, "So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink the blood, then strip down to our shoes and go into battle wearing colorful wigs and carrying imaginary purses we'd looted from civilians. We'd slaughter anyone we saw, chop their heads off and use them as soccer balls. We were nude, fearless, drunk yet strategic. We killed hundreds of people--so many I lost count."[12]

...

>historians agree that America objectively lost the war
If that's what you call a victory then sure.

The guy is great
>as long as your on another continent watching a live stream of him
And that guy is a Christian minister now. They would answer yes.

Learn your own history. War of 1812 was a tie. The Treaty of Ghent was completely based on status quo ante bellum.

They really fucked up the country, at least before the war a man like my grandpa could've worked hard enough to eventually be a plantation owner, now the commies who started the war are in charge, they took power politically instead of by force and as far as theyre concerned, they dindu nuffin

I've never been there and I don't want to but what the commies did to my parents really cemented my almost irrational hatred for commies

What did they too to your parents?

i didnt mean it in a bad way, theyre elite

Praise.to him.

>But since their neighbors aren;t white they cant cry racism and be resisted easily
Lol no.

>P.S. After the earthquake alot of haitians tried to cross the border and got shot at by the dominican cops.
Not true, stop being a faggot liar.

They are not that many, they are more like 7%-10% of population but still a lot, send me 100 mexicunts over 1 haitian.

Don't forget that they only burned Washington cause we burned Toronto first

You probably were in some touristic spot in the south, like 40% to 50% are black as in 60% or more of Afro blood, the remaining 50%-60% are mulattoes, light skinned quadroons, triracials and whites.

People in the north tend to be less black than the ones in the south.

They fucked everything in short, my mother was actually pretty well off thanks to gramps, the area she lived in really depended on all of my gramps farmland for work.

From what she told me there wasn't a town there before my gramps showed up but there was one that was really growing, away from the cities. He really had the distinction of being a plantation owner in a time when only a few familes controlled most of the farms in the country.

He helped build schools and churches and all that with the capital he made, then the commies showed up and started stealing his land and then killing the townspeople when they started resisting them because their source of income was getting fucked with.

Gramps tried to keep a lid on it but eventually the Army showed up and therefore the war, lost most of his land and dodn't have enough hands to maintain what he had so he had to sell.

He cut his losses and sent his daughters to the US legally

>tfw mom went from being part of a respectable family in her community to a nobody in the US

And don't forget that the only one who won that day they burned the Capitol bulding was the Goddamned Tornado

That is depressing, something similar happened to my friend's family who had to flee Cuba.

>tfw I took a class on South America in the Cold War and the teacher was a commie sympathizing leftist
This makes me angry now

>Triracials

What is the third race other than black and white? Asian?

I'm going to college soon in a hyper liberal area, I don't expect to last very long before I loose my shit on some commie piece of shit.

My mom has moved on since, learned the language and raised a family with my dad but I remember her telling me how she still dreams about the seemingly endless fields of wheat that would dance in the wind.

Wasn't until I was older that I could understand the depths of that kind of loss and smacked me right in the fields