Meanwhile on ROME Sup Forums

Meanwhile on ROME Sup Forums

>pompeii was inside job
>lava can't melt marble column

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>Today I made bread

boy i sure do agree with that Hadrian guy, we cant let these celts into londonium.

gladius > pilae

Fight me plebeians

Stronius Stronnius knows nothing!

Caracalla is a traitor, only people from Latium should be Roman citizen

He crossed the Rubicon, utter mad man.

uhh pila are awesome dude. throw dem shits before the enemy gets to you and fuck them up. then use your gladius.

Celtiberians have to pay for this fucking wall

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Roman women love BIG GERMANIC COCKS

>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis.
Truly poets and scholars.

BLOOD RAINS DOWN FROM AN ANGRY SKY

>tfw too intelligent to be mad about Roman women getting gauled

this is why i really want an archive, our shitposting can only remain for a couple of years at most and then its gone. no one will appreciate our banter.

Gauls are the other kind of northern barbarian my city friend. The ones that don't mind if their women sleep around with other men. That province is great this time of year but beware the crotch spots.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY ISLAND GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF

ooga booga

Rumor has it Marc Antony is down in Egypt wearing make up like a woman

can I have a quick run down on these guys?

I'm a time traveler from 2017 AD AMA

How is the glorious empire going?

Rome got GAULED
Your island also becomes the biggest Empire and destroys the Germanics

Arab with his Roman wife.

Don't lie. How can a great empire fit on our tiny island? I suspect you are merely a troll and nay a time traveller at all.

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Doesn't sound too bad, we have such a tiny population that it could do with some bulking up.

Do you want to stack the people on top of each other like sardines? There simply isn't enough space to put the Empire nevermind the 'biggest empire'.

G-guys, I dunno about these Jews... Er, I mean Crispyans? Christian? Refugees... I mean, a lot of people are turning into them ever since we burned down that Temple. Shouldn't we do something about them?

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Caesar fucks children?

OMG no how do you know,

he bought them from me and did that in the middle of the colosseum after the trained babboons raped those people and the elephants did the traditional stomping of immigrant infants

they praise a guy on a stick haha literally... don't worry Graccus it won't become a thing

Good point our island can just about support our population of 1.5 million

You expand into a land far away
It becomes shit shortly after you leave

I am relieved the lady's performance at the Super Colleseum LI did not include mention if our holy God Emperor

Yeah, and I hear these filthy atheists eat human flesh and drink their blood. Story goes is that at midnight, a bunch of Christians gather into a room with a single candle lit. Once it goes out, they have a massive orgy and any babies born from it are eaten alive.

Fuck these people man, they backwards religions isn't compatible with Roman values! We need to DEPORT them all back to Judea!

women performers???

Hope they starved the lions

Jews aren't bad you guys are just being paranoid

They should really specify the date. Roman culture changed overtime of course. Plus specifying the date can help tell us if Rome destroy the beta Jew's puny Temple.

Daily reminder that Romans were Nordic

guys sicily is getting fucking weird
there's this lot of black-haired people with swords shouting "kill the nords" in punic
what the fuck is going on you guys

And that we, in fact, wuz kangz

Hey is gaius IIT? Aulus here, supposed to be meeting him at the pub...

>Fucking overrun with snownigger gibzmedats

There is one you dummy. Lurk more

Dominican republic wuz kangz, every shitskin was in fact a kang too

We can all be kangz guys

We're plantainkangs, like you wuz vikangs.

My albino negroid compatriot.

monotheists are good people that will integrate and come around to the pagan way of life, they just need some time to settle in :^)

JUST

Good, pompeii was degenerate

We KANG now.

Can I have a thicc snow negress like Mia Sand now?

You romantic arse pirates fuck off behind the wall

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

THE MAD MAN!
>build a wall and deport brits
LAMO BONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

fuck off sittingbull

You oliveniggers didn't make it all the way up here in glorious Alba.

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PICTS GET OUT REEEEEEEE

Tiberius is a low energy emperor, we must get rid of him

t. barbarian eating his own shit
lamo@urlife

lgtss:

CARTHAGO

caesarians BTFO!

how will he ever recover?

>let's have a woman command out army
>what could possibly go wrong
lmao britcucks

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Literally you

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gay af
level of retardation is astronomical

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Hey guys I'm a time traveler. I come from year MMXVII. Ask me anything.

what did constantine mean by this?

Roads will never catch on.
Hibernia stronk

Boudica is my barbarian queenfu

MAKE ROMA GREAT AGAIN

It's these fucking Christians. They have to go back.

OOGA BOOGA, WHERE DA ROMAN WOMYNZ AT

Alright fine, I'll speak your language.

But we don't want your faggot names for the week days.

We'll count them from Sunday instead.

thats a long spear

>Yes good goy dont fall for your pagan old gods
>yes good goy, let these Germans in your borders and grant them citizenship! dont you want to be multicultural?