"Daddy, meet my fiancé. His whole family is under 5'7" "

>"Daddy, meet my fiancé. His whole family is under 5'7" "

How does Sup Forums respond?

i'm a 5'8" manlet and i'm literally the tallest person in my direct family

How the fuck is my daughter this tall?

A-At least he's white

At least he's white? Honestly our standards are getting a bit low.

She's tall to an extremely unattractive lanklet degree.

>those shoes
>wearing shoes in the house

I'm a manlet with a girl who is 5'11, this is me

My father just had to go and marry a woman who is 5'4".

Almost a Jeb! situation.

Oh honey you know my opinion on manlets
When will they learn?

He's dressed like a complete retard.

lol this
usually the pic is a white girl and a nigger.

so huge daughter fucks manlet and they produce normal sized people then?
actually makes sense

perfect sized is 1,80m/1,85m for male and 1,70m/1,75m for woman.

HAHAHA FUCKING MANLET

>Pop - 6'9"
>Dad - 6'8"
>Me - 6'2"
Feelsbadman.jpg

Waste of genes. My wife's family is all 6ft and above. Feels good

Of course the shoes of his are a bigger worry

your mom's side is short migits

its the perfect size buddy
>don't look like a freak
>every building is build so I fit in comfortably
>can perfectly sit in a sportscar
>taller than hot woman
>perfect proportions
>live longer than ultra tall freaks and manlets because perfect size

grab him and don't let go until he gives you his pot of gold!

>wanting to be above 6'5''

why

Not midget-tier, but womanlet-tier

Is that right sweetie? But where is he?

>implying she won't be a lesbian
>implying i'll have a daughter
>implying i'll ever have a gf
>implying i'll be successful at life
JUST