Communism will win friends

communism will win friends.
we're on the brink of the final socialist revolution
the death of capitalist imperialist empire of the United States has come
give me your toothbrush

Dialectical materialism is pseudoscience.

How does it FEEL you marxist faggot?

You people don't believe believe in genetics or human instincts.

LMAO WHAT A JOKE

pic 2 big didn't read lmao

Capitalism has already won. We beat fascism, communism, and we're in the process of beating liberalism. You've lost the support of the working class, user.

why do you have to type in all caps to convey emotion when you could just learn how to write better heheheheh

sounds like reactionary garbage but ok.

Not an argument LOL

Why do socialists think they will gain anything from taking over the means of production?

Why are they stupid enough to think their personal material wealth will somehow increase when in reality it won't?

This is probably the biggest hole in socialist theories yet hardly anyone here talks about it.

>communist revolution
>take every last penny from capitalists
>divided up amongst everyone it works out to about $500 per person(yes that little)
>go to spend that money
>prices increase because no new consumer goods are produced in this situation
>workers are in the same exact situation they were the revolution but now the economy is completely destroyed

OR

>communist revolution
>every consumer good the capitalists own is split up and given to the workers
>it's such an extremely small amount of goods that not even 1% of workers will be able to get any of this

OR

>communist revolution
>money is abolished
>workers take over the means of production completely
>the same exact quantity of consumer goods that was being produced under capitalism are again produced
>the working class has to work JUST AS HARD and JUST AS LONG as they did under capitalism to produce the same amount of shit they were previously consuming
and this scenario is forgetting about the economic calculation problem and the fact economies like this never work.


Either way you go about this there's no getting "MUH SURPLUS VALUE" back. 99.5% of the consumer goods the working class was producing was already being consumed and owned by the working class, not the capitalists. The capitalists own only extremely small amounts of consumer goods(houses, cars boats, tvs, food, porn, medicine) compared to what the whole working class owns.

Marxists are so unbelievably stupid.

Even when you show them the countless flaws in their evolution denying theories they still won't question their retarded religion.

They ACTUALLY think they can get their surplus value back. lmao

ur the succc and put way too much effort into that and im sorry you just wasted your labor

Not an argument

You will never have an argument lmao

user, when you go around telling people you will take all that they have worked for, enslave them under a totalitarian regime, and destroy their culture and religion, don't be surprised when they don't warm up to your ideas.

mao did nothing wrong

Freedoms capitalists support:
>1) Freedom of speech
>2) Freedom of association
>3) Right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
>4) Freedom of religion
>5) Right to bear arms
>6) Right to property

Freedoms communists support:
>1)

>worshiping a guy that destroyed culture, killed and enslaved millions because he believed in a batshit insane religion that doesn't even make sense

please tell me again how all human behavior is the result of economic forces

LOL You people actually believe this shit, holy fuck. No wonder why scientists laugh at you.

no they don't

stalin did nothing wrong.

>we're on the brink of the final socialist revolution
For what? The last 100 years?

Man you're getting pretty btfo in this thread and have yet to reply to anything yet.

Why do you want to be enslaved by the state. I don't understand. Is something wrong with you genetically?

Epic for the win xD
I love when 12 year olds have no argument at all.

>What retards think.

>For what? The last 100 years?
Marxists actually believe the socialist revolution is "right around the corner" and that the fall of the capitalist system is "inevitable".

They're so hilariously brainwashed.

It really is a religion.

Proof?

what do you gain from a dictatorship of the bourgeois

make your images smaller or fuck off lmao
you're reliance on them is really weird

>dictatorship of the bourgeois
The "bourgeoisie" doesn't exist. It's just another made up marxist fairy tale work that doesn't apply to reality.

What I gain from capitalism:
>higher living standards that increase yearly
>freedom

What I gain from communism:
>nothing, I'm literally a slave to the state and have no free speech or ability to do anything at all

lol

Capitalism has no dictatorship at all, you are your own master, your property is yours to do what you want with, and no one can exert force over you.

>I'm too stupid to read or even use zooming features in my browser
12 year old confirmed

It's so fucking hilarious that marxists have no refutation to even the most basic argument against their theories.

Just goes to show only the most genetic trash/violent people become marxists.

Please tell me again how all human behavior is the result of economic forces. It's hilarious how stupid you people are believing 19th century outdated theories that have been debunked countless times.

that's very nice that you perceive reality that way through your rosey glasses

Communism is never coming back.

weeboooooo

>that's very nice that you perceive reality that way
Because it's factually accurate?

Go live in north korea.
You're literally a cuck that wants the state to control ever aspect of your life.

Get thrown out of a helicopter.

Capitalism gave us anime and Sup Forums user

You're so worked up to fight against something you supposedly think isn't coming back
hmmmm

Oh my fucking god I've been waiting for an image just like this.

Are there any more?

This is amazing desu.

North Korea is a wonderful state, it's only the imperialist states that are harmful to its people through sanctions

>You're so worked up to fight against something you supposedly think isn't coming back
Because I enjoy mocking you retards and your retarded theories that don't make sense.

I sometimes troll scientologists and flat earthers too. It's fun.

No, I didn't even make this, I just got it from another user in a similar thread.

>North Korea is a wonderful state, it's only the imperialist states that are harmful to its people through sanctions


I'm so glad I will NEVER be this person.
So glad my parents never dropped me on my head.

I'm sorry that you've been using that as your main means to communicate with the outside world. You must be lonely.

>I'm sorry that you've been using that as your main means to communicate with the outside world. You must be lonely.
Nah I've got a full time job, a mortgage(small place but it's enough for me) and a social life. Enjoy your projection though.
Also funny you've stopped defending marxism.
Why? because you literally can't defend it.

The imperialist narrative has brainwashed generations of the western states, the fact that you continue to engage with it it's the sad part.

You don't know what any of these words mean.

Also you can't defend marxism at all after countless criticisms get thrown your way. Just close the tab desu.

Why would I defend when the 'problems' you've presented don't represent fact nor do they concern me?

You're being trolled user.

>don't represent fact
LOL yet you're completely unable to defend them AT ALL after people keep posting things that btfo marxism.

You're telling me human instincts are not fact?
SERIOUSLY?

Nah, it's just another 12 year old marxist.

You believe in the idea of 'human instincts' that's hilarious.
Please.... explain more.

>You believe in the idea of 'human instincts' that's hilarious.
Now I know this nigga trollan

keep larping nazifag.

what will happen is a resurgence in men being men and getting back to the business of making America great and beaing the ass of any cuck faggots that share your beliefs.

sounds very American, have fun fatty.

Why do guys always puss out when you threaten to show up at our events?

tfw you become a country revered for their education and health in just 50 years & people still think Communism 'fails'

What events? You never actually try any revolution in America because none of the working class supports you, so why take care of what isn't a threat?

its ok weeboo stay home if you're scared.

Tell me where the event is then.

meet us in Berkeley boo.

At what time?

next weekend, people's park.

>a country revered for their education and health in just 50 years
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Nobody wants to fucking live in CUBA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

What day and time?

You do realize they are just making shit up to steal other people's stuff, right?

It's what Marx himself did. It's all any of them have ever done.

Looks like reactionary propaganda but ok.

When are you going to stop being a brainlet and actually respond to the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS flaws in your theories that we keep posting? Oh wait you can't because you know you're wrong.

You're a useful idiot, it's mind blowing how brainwashed you are.

Saturday 4pm.

>actual photographic evidence is reactionary propaganda
I fell for the troll.

Okay user, okay.

the only human rights abuses in Cuba take place at Guantanamo Bay

I said I fell for your trolling.
What more do you want from me?

bring you samurai sword or whatever the fuck so i know who you are.

There is a specter haunting Europe

>>we're on the brink of the final socialist revolution
I get the impression that the Marxists that came after WW2 thought that capitalism was getting more and more entrenched and that people will stay stuck within capitalism indefinitely.