Uhhh....what's his name?

Uhhh....what's his name?

Anderson cooper

Race Bannon.

Mike "If men make you jerk it you complete the circuit" Pence

Mike "Electrify the Fence" Pence

Mike"1 thousand watts if you suck cock"Wazowski

Mike "electric fence" Pence

Mike "Loose Ass Lips" Pence

Mike "No more sodomy after you lobotomy" Pence

Mike "If you take it in the crapper, you get the Zapper" Pence.

imagine if they banged.... so hot! mmmm

Mike Bible Hating Pence

Pence doesn't wanna get into a homos pants

Mike "Electrum Rectum" Pence

Mike "Taze the gay away" Pence

Mike "if you don't like the twat, 1000 gigawatts" Pence

Mike "AC/DC the LGBT" Pence

mike "i have a really ugly profile dont look at me" pence

Mike "cock down your gullet, you get a bullet" Pence

Mike "A zap for every trap" Pence

Mike "if you're gay, you're gonna pay" Pence

This one didn't even seem very clever but it was still the only one that made me audibly laugh.

Fuck you I want my laugh back.

Mike "If he thinks he's a broad, he gets the cattle prod" Pence

Mike "If you like men, the dial goes to ten" Pence

Mike " The only balls touching with be these electrons " Pence