Brit/pol/ saggy nanny edition

>Tories: "If you voted Leave to lower immigration you're in for a rude awakening - Cuts in immigration are not achievable"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-immigration-voters-eu-nationals-stephen-crabb-white-paper-a7562466.html

>Spies and civil servants who leak national security secrets face up to 14 years in jail, in the first overhaul of the Official Secrets Act in a century due to "the growing threat from Russia"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/02/exclusive-spies-civil-servants-leak-secrets-face-14-years-jail/

>Muslim pupils outnumber Christian children in more than 30 church schools, including one CoE primary that has a 100% Muslim population
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/muslim-pupils-fill-the-pews-at-anglican-schools-gp2jzvslc

>Britons must be offered 'associate EU membership', claims MEP
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-latest-news-theresa-may-european-union-associate-citizenship-eu-charles-goerens-a7562416.html

>Stoke Labour deny seeking an alliance with the Lib Dems to stop Are Nutt
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-paul-nuttall-collaboration-liberal-democrats-in-upcoming-stoke-on-trent-by-a7562506.html

>Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell proposes cap on energy prices
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38858225

>(((Kingdom of Zion shilling intensifies)))
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38868039

>Hitchens on Sunday
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/02/peter-hitchens-which-of-these-pc-plodders-will-be-britains-next-top-cop.html

>Michael Fallon: Britain needs to engage "military to military" with Russia
express.co.uk/news/uk/762548/UK-must-engage-with-Russia-MILITARY-TO-MILITARY-in-chilling-threat-amid-global-tensions

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>when YMCA doesn't reply to your post within 74 seconds and you realise it's because he's gone downstairs to hear his mummy yell at him for not using the recycling bin

B A S E D MUMMY MAY !
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US is better tbqh

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So is Brexit happening or not?

No.

No. Brexit is racist. It's been cancelled.

What's the most fake news source in UK?

Fresh OC:

The Daily Express

The Guardian

Sunday Sport

So you have more than one ?

I thought BBC was the most leftist media out there

My lecture is boring lads, what's everyone doing this morning?

What's it on?

Romano-celtic religion. The subject itself is interesting but the lecturer is quiet/boring.

Is CANZUK a chimerical meme?

Good lecturers/teacher can make or break your degree

If they stand at the front and just read slides and don't have any sort of enthusiasm, then unis shouldnt be surprised when people suck at that subject

I did a module on Orbital Mechanics, which is really interesting to begin with, but the lecturer kind of sucked the life out of it, and attendance suffered.
The first lecture was decent though, he basically went through why we are doomed to spend eternity on earth

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>Conservative donations dipped sharply after the EU referendum.

conservativehome.com/thetorydiary/2017/02/conservative-donations-dipped-sharply-after-the-eu-referendum-how-might-party-finances-be-restored.html

Shagged a fattie from work lads and I start my shift in three hours. Any advice on trying to avoid/deal with a piss ripping from my peers?

I'm sick today, but I have a bunch of uni lectures to go to
What should my course of action be

Also where has yktd been ?
Haven't seen him in a while
Might just be bad timing on my part though

i like where this is going

shag is a shag
ask them when they last dipped someone

Good timing you mean

Pics? Fuck's a fuck mate

he'll be here in probably about two hours

W-what did he mean by this?

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xD

The only girl I've matched with on tinder (a few matched then unmatched immediately) is a 4/10. Should I just bite the bullet and lose my virginity?

Not really comfortable sharing her photos but she's probably about an 8/10 face wise.

The catch is that she's about 20 odd stone though.

>20 odd stone

Jesus...

shag is a shag

>an 8/10 face wise
>20 odd stone
Post pics

Is she going to tell your colleagues?
Will you be a laughing stock?

Truth is, all the guys will be jelly, even if they say they're not

Alright, i'll try and put benis in her.

Gonna have to nofap for about 3 or 4 days just to be guarenteed to be able to get it up, going by her looks..

What's the opposite to butterface?

Buttergut?

Isn't 'aging population' just a jewish euphemism for mass immigration?

No, just people living longer and people churning out less children

Mass immigration is then touted as the cure

I mean in the context of blaming the aging population for NHS problems. They don't want to admit the overpopulation is caused by new arrivals.

Why do you all put up with these YMCA faggot tier ops exactly?

He already says he just gets his info from leftist websites because he thinks they're more trust worthy?

Why do you cuckolds put up with this faggot?

Some of them already know seeing as how I fucked her in a friend's flat and they walked in mid fucking transaction.

I feel like a propa degenerate needless to say.

I feel like Theresa May is extremely hot.

I want to rub my dick on her face.

Brit/pol/ is full of lazy faggots who will use OPs links for days until someone else updates it

I wish we could lynch niggers in the UK, we would hang her HIGH!

Lewd

Princess Kate visits a school in London.

Fake. I can see at least two white children.

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Okay then, yeah I suppose so.

I don't understand these people
>ageing population
>therefore NHS needs more money
>and needs immigrants to staff it
>completely ignore you are just adding to the problem as there will be even more old people
>therefore we will need even more immigrants
>and even more money
>and then there's EVEN MORE old people
>etc

unsustainable doesn't even begin to describe it

me on the left

Jesus Christ, she's attractive, but those kids are fucking disgusting, when is the day of the rope, lads?

>Tories: "If you voted Leave to lower immigration you're in for a rude awakening - Cuts in immigration are not achievable"
But that was the main reason I voted for it.

left is correct t. flag pro

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Britain's economy has performed more strongly than expected since the Brexit vote last June, but an Ipsos Mori survey of more than 100 of the country's top 500 firms found that 58 percent felt the vote to leave had taken a toll.

Of those taking action, 10 percent said they were moving business outside of Britain.

"Thirty two percent of respondents said they think their business will start to feel the positive effects of leaving the EU in five years' time," Page said. "And the number of (business) captains that think it will remain a negative impact reduces to 45 percent when looking at long range forecast."

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Remember that "good for business" means open borders and stagnating wages.

Too bad. CIVIC nationalism is a go my friend.

They might be Polish.

Fuck that shit.

tbqh

Kate's a cheeky lass aint she
>Of those taking action, 10 percent said they were moving business outside of Britain.
And how many are taking action?

Angry nativist pls.

Sweet fucking christ, that's 127kg.
You deserve to be ripped on. You disgust me.

A 700 year-old gargoyle that is said to bare a resemblance to US President Donald Trump was found in Southwell Minster, footage released on Saturday shows.

the new meme:

> NO COUNTRY CAN CONTROL THEIR BORDERS, IT'S THE LAW, SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

This state of affairs will not last much longer.

FEEL
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> Britons must be offered 'associate EU membership', claims MEP

IT'S THE MONEY, STUPID


IT'S THE MONEY, STUPID


IT'S THE MONEY, STUPID


THEY DON'T CARE, ALL THEY WANT IS TO KEEP GETTING THE MONEY FROM UK


IT'S THE MONEY, STUPID
STOP BEING DISTRACTED, STOP PAYING THE EU

STOP PAYING THE EU!!!!

Looks more like /bog/

Btw """""new """""" information released by the BBC

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38762034

The Queen is on her deathbed:

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38872538

The official sapphire jubilee photo is one that was taken in 2014. The only reason she would not have an official photo taken is if she were on life support or in a coma and this hasn't been released to the public.

This also explains why Magpie May is so keen to get article 50 passed before the end of March. Unless she gets it done before the queen dies Charles can and will be able to block it as King.

We need to lobby our MPs to get an emergency bill to abolish the monarchy upon the death of Queen Elizabeth.

If you don't email your MP to inform him or her that abolishing the monachy is the will of the people because we voted to leave the EU and Charles will try to keep us in it will be your fault when it happens.

Also you might have seen the adverts on the BBC where they are trying to rebrand Camilla as the nation's fairy godmother, this is an obvious tactic to pave the way for her being made a queen alongside Charles. Think of Princess Diana, how will she feel if Charles does this. The queen mother would probably disapprove too, because she was quite old. Elizabeth II would also be upset if Charles went against her wishes and stopped Brexit after her death. Do you want the Queen, the Queen Mother and Princess Diana all crying in heaven after their years of faithful service to Britain just because you were too lazy to email your damn MP and demand he abolish the monarchy before the end of the month?

>This is it. This is the Donald gargoyle. This one here. See it? This one.
Tripsdubsdubsdubs

So apparently the white man won 'best owl 2017' or something and now the (((diverse))) yanks are getting their panties in a bunch

Fuck off you fucking traitor, you'll hang for this

According to the survey, more than two thirds of those questioned said they had already taken action to respond to the vote, including putting contingency plans in place and analysing the impact the different relationships Britain could have with the EU following its renegotiation.

How are things in Greece, friend? I heard things are about to get even more fucked again.

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>old people are less likely to be graduates

Little Englanders confirmed to be simpletons.

Greece is cucked as fuck. We should relish in their suffering.
Their politicians at the moment are doing the whole "r-refugees will be economic benefit I swear" argument.
Total cucks. It'll be a Muslim country by the end of the century. The useless younger generations are moving out and the politicians want non-Europeans to replace them.

From a recent article:
Experts nonetheless say that sectors like tourism and agriculture, that offer flexibility for workers, could prove attractive for migrants, as they have in the past.

“They accept lower wages, and the jobs that Greeks don’t want,” Zografakis said.

Refugees might also be the solution for the demographic challenge many European countries face, with falling birthrates and ageing populations.

In Greece, “this is a bomb worse than the debt, since thousands of young people have gone abroad because of high unemployment”, Zografakis said.

In the 1990s, migrants accounted for 97% of the increase of Greece’s population, official data shows.

Daily reminder that France and the French people post-revolution are the root of all evil in the world.

Marine Le Pen is a socialist yahoo.

>Charles can and will be able to block it as King
no

Charts of my own for interest

There's literally nothing wrong with socialism

>The useless younger generations are moving out

Why the fuck wouldn't you if you had a passport to anywhere else in Europe?

>t. pozzed international (((socialist)))

(((Graduates)))

Nothing right with it either.

There's literally nothing wrong with national socialism

Get off the fucking internet

>glossing through those stories
This country is so fucked

>cucky socialist students from (((University))) had a higher Remain vote percentage

Wew.

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Please get a fucking helicopter ride, I HATE SOCIALISTS SO FUCKING MUCH!

I'll be too busy piloting it

I didn't say I wouldn't.
But they are useless. They are SJW open borders, mostly.
Even the desperate economic situation hasn't toughened up the Greeks.

The worst part was I had friends and even some of my old schoolteachers telling me last May/June that "graduates are more likely to vote Remain, therefore it's the right choice, as they will have thought about it more because degrees teach you critical thinking"

Nice try, but socialists' IQs are too low to operate a helicopter.

>degrees teach you critical thinking
The sheer snobbery of this is actually astounding.