Necrons: Germany

Necrons: Germany
Chaos: Australia (prisoners)
SM: USA
IG: Russia
Orks: ISIS
Adeptus Mechanicus: UK
Tau: China
Eldar: Israel
Dark Eldar: Japan
Tyranids: Iran

Do your version.

Wasn't sure who the EU can be.

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>the weeb dudes aren't japan
literally kill yourself, you disgusting piece of human trash

you mad you not included?

>hrurdhurrhur u mad? xDDD
this is the mentality of the eternal anglo
kindly off yourself, you race traitor and worthless mongrel

But you know that GW ended the Warhammer franchise and let the Tyranids and Chaos win, right?

no i didn't know that. according to what/who?

>Eldar
>Few
>Specialize in fast strikes and camouflage
>Aspires to let Goyim do most of the fighting
>Sneaky

Yep, sounds right

I think I know who we are.

Casual reminder that 30k is better.

Only one id say is move nids to 'refugees'

Sorry, forgot pic

post some links pls

> Orcs
> Not Niggers

why u hate my race bro? we both share roman heritage.

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>useful idiots

Black Templars: Sup Forums
Adeptus Mechanicus: /k/
Thousand Sons: /x/
Tau: Sup Forums
Necromunda: Sup Forums
Sons of Malice: /s4s/
Lamentors: /r9k/

Necrons should be China
>Soulless
>cold
>factory made

Pretty sure /k/ are orks given the obsession with dakka

>Lamentors
HAHAHAHAHA

Are there any w40k video games?

Dawn of War series and Warhammer 40k: Space Marine

Orks - muslims
Tyranids - Africans
Chaos - china
Space marines - USA (and anglosphere)
Imperial guard - russia
Tau - japan
Eldar - israel

EU/Isreal - Chaos
Russians - Eldar
Usa/ West Imperium of mankind
Islamic countries - Necrons
Africans - Orks
East Asians Tau
Mexicans - Tyranids

>America
>Being a collectivist, spiritualist dictatorship
>Israel
>Being hyper-advanced space elves trying to recover from orgy fests that destroyed their empire
>Iran
>Being a race of constantly evolving perfect predators who are controlled by a super-powerful hivemind that makes psykers the galaxy wide shit their pants in psychic terror
The list goes on, but needless to say this list is completely wrong and you're retarded.

WROOONG

Eldar are Europeans

>WW2 was 'the fall'. Ever since we have been slowly dying and our souls get torn up by leftist/immigrant Daemons.

The Imperium of Man is China

>Still has some vitality, has millions of people, quality of life is shit, full of corruption and elitism with an all powerful one party system.

Orks are Africans

Muslims are Demons

Necrons are Australians

>The whole country is a penal colony tomb world that has awoken to shitpost everywhere

Tyranids are Russians

>A massive behemoth that is constant looming threat also they have proven to throw their people into battle as expendible meat bags but are very adaptable

The forces of Chaos are the Jews and their allies wherever they may be

Israel would be Squats.

Iran is isolationnist, so I don't get how they could be compared to Tyranids. The totalitarian Hivemind, maybe ?
Orks are Africans. Necrons are ISIS.

>Iran are tyranids
What

They are masters of proxy wars, so something like alpha legion or maaaaybe genestealer cults makes more sense. Nids make more sense for china or even America given our consumerism and assimilation powers.

Fire Warrior

Fucking 40K fags.

Anyway:

Necrons: EU
Chaos: Leftists
Space Marines: UK
Imperial Guard: USA
Orks: Muslims
Tau: China
Eldar: South Korea
Dark Eldar: North Korea
Tyranids: Turks

Legion astares : 1.thousand sons = iran
2 Ultra marines = USA
3 Word beares = ISIS
4 Alpha Legion = Russia
5 white scars = mongolia
6 Emperors children = Japan
7 world eaters = philipines
8 imperial fists = germany
9 Iron warriors = greece
10 slamanders = basically dudebro niggers
11 raven guard = norway
12 space fags ( wolves) = sweden ( only a cucked xenophile version)
13 Deathguard = Saudi cancer
14 Dark angels = France
15 Blood angels = Poland
16 Night lords = Romania
17 Sons of horus = all jews


Tau = china
Eldar = lefty
imperial militia = Sup Forums
orks = niggers

>Chinese
>Not Skaven

>iron warriors
Read iron snake fluff