AMERICA THREAD WOOO

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GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE EITHER A TERRORIST, COMMUNIST, OR JEALOUS
GET FUCKED ON NON-AMERICANS

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>posting about how great USA is
>on a monday morning
>at 8am

get a job.

I'm a patriot!
I'm a nationalist!
I'm a pioneer!
I'm an explorer!

You first

>tfw not america
>tfw will eternally cucked

>Cucked
>Entire planet speaks your language
>Your former colonies (the white ones) are amongst the most developed countries and still retain much of your influence

Cheer up Nigel

no...not all that...it's mostly butthurt euros, pining for relevance and being overwhelmed by barbarians

we'll go back and sort them out. for the 3rd time in a century

and then we'll let them talk a bunch of shit so they feel better

nothin' new

I know it sucks but at least you have the Queen and Brexit

moved here from the netherlands in 2005.
best move ever

This is a good thread

Name three things the US is better at than Germany.
You can't.

US is a really bad country with barely any freedom.

>better cinema
>better at world wars
>better cuisine

You guys might have better literature but even that's debatable

I thought that was a cabbage at first

lol american cinema, war, and food. You guys have a hard time beating up on third-world countries the size of a single state.

I can walk up to any authority figure and tell them to fuck off, can you say the same imperial?

>the queen
There's a reason your great, great, great, great grandfather travelled thousands of miles across water on a wooden boat to a land they knew fuck all about, leaving everyone and everything they ever knew behind, just to get away from the fucking royals.

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>better cinema
You mean better TV shows and movies? If yes, then while that is true, it doesn't really count. Germany doesn't WANT that because you do it for us already. We rather focus on cars and shit. German cars are driven everywhere in the world, they're the best. American cars? All trash.
>better at world wars
May I remind you, that you lost to a bunch of Vietnamese rice farmers? lel
>better cuisine
You can hardly call McDonald's and triple pounder heart attack burgers "cuisine".

>tfw anglo'd 3 American qts
They love the BBC (BIG BRITISH COCK)

Will anyone ever be this free?

Anyone here a Big Bounder? I really wish to experience this level of freedom for myself.

>country that was essential in killing Nazi Germany
>founded the Jew world order and liberal pilosohy
>mainstreamed democracy, funding Israel and fucking Palestine forever
This is now an America hate thread

And for the more petite American - we have this model.

I like Alaska, Texas and Florida, is that good?

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Get cucked by the Islamic faggots taking over your land.

>subtle "America won ww2" post
Russia and the UK did the heavy lifting don't kid yourself

Florida is shit though

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Fight me and my army of Orlando Puerto Ricans faggot

Nigga South Vietnam puss'd out on the U.S.A. and quit so go somewhere with that bullshit.

And yea cuisine is better, no one eats at McDonald's unless their in a hurry. Its to expensive . also you're German, all ya'll got is sausages and cabbage so go lose another world war.

Honestly i'd rather have mulsms than fucking fatties, they are the worst. Fatties cost me a hell of a lot more. And it kills far more people that terrorists do.

>USA muslim population : 3.3million
>UK muslim population : 2.2million

>UK 90% White
>USA 56% White

I have a smaller army of Providence Puerto Ricans
I can also sacrifice the Irish while I'm at it.

>don't kid yourself
kekekekek. I think we technically did the heavy lifting...you had no money no weapons no planes. You're fucking welcome.

i love you my ameribros

BEST ALLY EVER!

Why don't you go lose another war against rice farmers, Mr. "super" power?
hahahahahahaga

Literally ran away and capitulated against a bunch of 5'3 100 lbs rice farmers

Alaska is great if you don't mind the drunken, entitled, lazy ass natives
Texas is good, except Houston which is absolute shit
Florida is shit, unless you're super rich then its good.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Stay deluded breh.

>didn't lose
>"lol u lost"
>"No we didn't."
>"lol u lost XDDD"

Fuck the queen mate.

Learn some history or look at the Wikipedia article. USA lost.
Deal with it.

Nearly every thread is an America thread. What's the point of starting this one?

The South Vietnamese didn't want us there, the American people didn't want us there so we just left.
That isn't losing, deal with it.

Mein nigger, Unites states of MuricaLand when?

Man oh man, an expert in American history! Tell me, how did we lose the Vietnam War?

3 things America is better at.
1.Guns
2.Beer
3.Leaders

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The White Man lost that war

I agree. With Trump, America is redeemed. God bless the USA.

We've won any war ever.

RIP MIKE

RIP Mike Brown? Good to see another progressive here :>

60 %

>best country in the world
>dont have a human right to live there becuase im not a shitskin

it's not fucking fair

You could always protest in Brusselsprout

alright i have to ask why do americans think they are blond? i've been to america several times and not even once i saw a natural blonde, only dyed ones

It depends where you go in America

Who's is this?

It should be ours but I think we played nice and allowed the moon to be international territory

We love you America!

Some Americans work different hours than you

It's our role. We save them and they hate us.

gud bread

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

Faggot

Fite me

>US is a really bad country with barely any freedom.

Must suck getting told to put your own country's flag down, eh Germany?

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>fag-enabling
>degeneracy-promoting
>idolatrous
>legalizing sodomy

The WBO is right about you guys.

Lost against vietnamese farmers

Don't make me turn on the waterhose and flood your shitty little country

Better yet, I'll give you 10
See: Bill of rights

>being fat

Luther saved Europe.
Without Luther, my country, Slovenia, wouldn't exist.
The Reformers created our written language (Slovenian).

Fuck off Papist scum. You're worse than atheists or pagans.

America is the most corrupt, and retarded country on this fucking planet. Claiming to be redpilled but are mere slaves. Slaves to their jewish masters.

>Yes good goyim. Blindly defend what we're telling you to. And we'll give your friends a whole different opinion and let you fight over it.

And we love having you. We, as European nations, will overcome the American tyrants and stamp them back down.

All Americans are weak to the accent. British accents are associated with intelligence and refinement and have been for a long time.

I see plenty around but it's a mixed bag everywhere. Died blondes are cancerous and prevalent. I've always preferred brunettes.

It's funny because the heavier the accent the more of a hick (or chav i guess) they are

too many indignant niggers and self hating whites.

USA USA USA


GET FUGGED COMMIES

Thanks for free speech guys

USA land of fags inbred and niggers AWOO

image doesn't make sense, he was never friends with the eu, it should be friendship ended with uk.

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GOD BLESS THE USA
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