THIS IS THE REAL MAP OF EUROPE

THIS IS THE REAL MAP OF EUROPE

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>Ukraine

Soon, you will be able to take the Netherlands and France out of it.

Explain the meme of Ukraine to me. Why do other Slavs hate it and say it is a non-country?

>didn't put us in the EU
thanks polandbro

I wish

just to state something:

UK, Norway, Iceland, Denmark and Switzerland are not "vassals" of UE because while they retain open trade relations with EU they are not forced by any treaty to join Eurozone and therefore are independent states

The country is literally made up
The west side is like 99% polish and the east side is 99% russian

They chimped out, nobody hated ukrainians before that, and yeah non-country since it's pretty much only existed as a special region of Russia

but you have your own currency (not Euro)

you are only a vassal/sattelite/colony of EU

>Ukraine
Find Ukraine on the map before 1991. pro tip: you cant

> Georgia intact

Denmark is a member of the EU though.
So basically Slavic Belgium? Aren't they at least connected through their language though?
I take it that goes for Belarus too. They basically seem Russian.

Not a Slav, but it's just really not an aesthetic country on the map. Ukraine+Belarus round Russia out nicely, but without those Russia looks wonky and incomplete. Like it's missing a leg.

Europe is just Northern Europe
The rest is dead broke or broken.
>b-but sweden
tiny damaged meme countries with less than 7m people do not count

fix'd

thanks for update

they are excluded by agreement from joining the eurozone - they will retain their monetary policy no matter what happens

>randomly include kosovo
not happening

Get out of that proxy Ivan Vodkanov.Stop spreading your shitty propaganda here.
Also gib back TEZAUR.

>So basically Slavic Belgium?
exactly this, they unironically make my country only non country #2

No they aren't polish.They are genetically different.Stop falling for the old divide-and-conquer russian jew.

Boland
niemzy v kremieski
Dwie proste na żołnierzy. Żołnierze Brygady nosili typowe mundury niemieckich Fallschirmjägers płaszczyźnie mogą być albo równoległe (szczególnym przypadkiem są proste identyczne), albo przecinać się (czyli mieć jeden punkt wspólny). Dwie proste w przestrzeni trójwymiarowej czternasty singel niemieckiego (oraz dla większej liczby wymiarów) oprócz tego mogą być skośne, czyli nie przecinać się, ale nie być też równoległe. Członek drużyny jest uprawniony do gry wtedy i tylko wtedy, gdy jego nazwisko zostanie wpisane do protokołu przed rozpoczęciem.
Był synem Pawła, krawca, i Ewy z Macurów. W 1906 ukończył szkołę ludową w rodzinnych Kostkowicach, a następnie przygotowywał się do zawodu bednarza i w 1912 zdał egzamin czeladnicki w warsztacie Quisa w Cieszynie
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurozone

Are you a frog or a clog?

Wasn't there a nation state of Kiev around the start of the 2nd millennium?

>post yfw germans used their jews and marxism to take over europe again

Vast oversimplification that is not really accurate but interesting perspective nonetheless.

Kievan Rus? calling it Ukraine is a long stretch. it's more Russia than Ukraine.

>denmark
>not eu

see

>Vast oversimplification
implying

Ukraine was made by the German Jews to weaken the Romanovs and tone down Poland's efforts to regain independance.

clog

what about andorra?

San Marino, Monaco, Vatican City and Andorra have the monetary agreements with European Union to use EU currency

Intermarium or gg

Intermarium doesn't exist

it's the polish wet dream

sources?

>slav intelectuals

The problem with all these stupid threads is all of you yuropoors keep making things so fucking complicated with your silly maps. You need to defragment your continent and consolidate the cultures together, group all the unimportant shit together with the actual nations of any use.

Belgians speak French anyway, they don't need their own bullshit country; Switzerland are a bunch of gold hoarding cowardly-pacifist mountain krauts, they have no right to not call themselves Germany; Slavs are slavs, just blandaa them up. The exception to the rule is Basque because they're the only original Iberian culture still left and their language is not descended from Latin or Germanic

And Hungarians are literally the "New European" meme from the 600's, gotta burn that shit and salt the land.

>Tfw independent

SPAIN WILL NOT EXIST IN THE NEAR FUTURE. IGNORANT BURGER

>Belgians speak French anyway
>american education

YOUR MAP IS ROTTEN ROACH SHIT

Even the word ukraine means borderlands. It was supposed to be a buffer state but that is all fucked up now.

Latvia Lithuania - BALTIC REEEEEEEEEEE
Estonia-FINNO_UGRIC REEEEEEEEEEE

>Belgian speak French so they go in France
>Let's put a quarter of france in Germany
>Same with Danemark
>Oh and let's give Independance to the Basque country for some reason
Must be hard having a room temperature IQ

>dat russian dispora

Yeah.
We should be just like America and don't have a bunch of countries.
Lets unite them. Like a bunch of united states.
I guess that name is already taken.
How about United Europe? Or European Uni-
OH FUCKING WAIT!

European Union (Vassal of USA)

>dat paki diaspora

>Slavs are slavs, just blandaa them up
Dude that would end like yugoslavia, only bigger

Albania too many blacks, wuuuuut ?

what do you mean?
albania is 90% brown people

We should be just like Russia and don't have a bunch of countries under delegated non-democratic government.
Lets unite them. Like a Soviet Union.
I guess that name is already taken.
How about European Uni-
OH FUCKING WAIT!

>t. the new Duke of Vlaanderen

albanians are crypto mooslems, just like turkey.

OP is a faggot

I am not sure what you are talking about.
The EU is not trying to be Russia
The EU is trying to be the USA

kys

>Luxembourg part of United BeNeLux
I kiss your forehead brother, you have figured out the only acceptable option

this.
MANDATORY LETZEBUERGESCH CLASSES SOON

Oh, that's right, you speak French AND Dutch.
Fine, half goes to France and the other half can go to the watered-down Germans (the dutch).

Also, you can talk shit about our bad educational system when you can unfuck your borders, Frenchie.

Sorry Portugal, but your language is awful and the only thing you've ever really brought to the world is Brazil. Let that sink in.

>Belgian speak French so they go in France
You say that like there's a difference between you two. Just like Luxembourg.
>Let's put a quarter of france in Germany
To be fair, I was working without any borders and just trying to guess what was about right. Besides, as much as all you countries have aschlussed each other over your lifetime, I'm sure a little shifting of the borders again isn't that big of a deal to you at this point.
>Same with Danemark
They're all "Germanics", what can I say, they'll be much stronger working with each other.
>Oh and let's give Independance to the Basque country for some reason
It's not like you want that land anyway.

>Must be hard having a room temperature IQ
Not quite as hard as that truck that ran over and killed a hundred of you in Nice.

Not a European Union at all. Just making some of the minor, mostly irrelevant countries become part of the bigger ones that actually do matter.

But see, that's because Europeans cannot into peace and most of your cultural differences come down to "I'm going to add an accent to this letter and change the language a little, now I'm a completely different thing". But obviously Slavs working together is beyond the realms of reality.

idiot pole. it will not be called "european union" it will be called "the united states of europe"

>They're all "Germanics", what can I say, they'll be much stronger working with each other.
Look at Yugoslavia, look

kk

>The EU is trying to be the USA
not really

instead of presidential democratic system of USA we adopted the old soviet council ways of forming the government with political delegated commisars

you can only vote for the party (for example European People's Party) instead of voting for the people

Wouldnt this thread be better suited to Sup Forums?

>Wielkopolska not in Poland
>Elsass-Lothringen not in Germany
>Zakarpatia not in Hungary
>Chernivtsi not in Romania
>Czechia not independent
>Yugoslavia 2.0 We all know how it will end
4/10

Let's have "Drax Europe's post ww2 borders" Thread?

>it will not be called

you don't understand - it's the current state of euorpe under a socialist government of European People's Party

shut up polroach

Most retarded map ever.

And I'm sure you're not baiting...

all of it should be Deutschland

3 sea initiative meeting soon
Intermarium after that
fuck leftists
it will happen

some fixes

meme maps kys go away

>Spain
>Too many Black
Wut, I admit we have too many gipsy ,southamerican,chinese and moor, but black?

how accurate

Oh c`mon, i remember, when i was in school i used historical atlases as sort of my EU, because EU3 before DW was shit

...

Like I said, it's not my fault that you can't overlook the petty semantic differences between you all. Croats, Serbs ... it's like Chinese, Tibetans, Uyghurs, you're basically the same things but you'll never admit it.

And yet, when Napoleon conquered Egypt, Austria and Russia, I bet you don't think that wasn't a retarded looking border. Russia as a part of France is okay, but not fucking Moldova as a part of Russia?

Total hypocrisy. And then you wonder why people from your foreign colonies come to your nation and desecrate it while you stand by and simply complain about American maps on Sup Forums.

SAD!

>my map had you as independent
>Russia and Germany both saw you as theirs
>says kys
I've given you more freedom in my picture than most of your neighbors ever considered letting you have in real life.

>Napoleon conquered Egypt, Austria and Russia
>conquered
>Russia

wat?

So "EU" = countries that pay in and "vassal of the EU" = countries that get gibsmedat?

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Poland should be occupied and split between Sweden and the Czech Republic. Thats the only hope for civilization in that god-forsaken, sad, gray land.

Whichever, I still don't hear them complaining about all the land grabs they've made.

What is up with all the butthurt French people? I could see Dutch/Danes complaining about being a part of Greater Germannia or the slavs complaining that they're a part of Russia. Or the Magyar trying to pretend they are European while speaking a non-European language.

And yet, just reattach Luxembourg and Belgium to France and remove Basque and they go into maximum trigger mode.

Every time, every single fucking time you fuckers make a map, you split us. You don't split places like Spain, or Ukraine, or Germany, no, you split the only ethnostate in Europe. You split the only state in Europe that gets rid of minorities through Expulsion or Assimilation. Why?

still the bestest map with some historic and cultutural foundation

Because some your diaspora behave so bad that a lot of people think a world without albania will be a better place, no offence of course

Fixed ur map op

no thank you

>not posting the best map

They will not divide us

I get it, our diaspora is shit. However, splitting us would only make it so that we pour all over the countries we've been split into. It would infinitely make more sense to be a state on it's own.

>Bulgaria part of Yugoslavia
>best map

is this what Austrian education has come to?

its the new and improved Yugoslavia :)

Ultimate Nationalism
balkanize Europe

As if the first one wasn't bad enough.

>East Basarabia is not a part of Romania

and yet belgium remains undivided, kek