>Girl, 6, ‘accidentally’ orders $170 dollhouse and 4 pounds of cookies using Amazon’s Alexa
>A 6-year-old Dallas girl talking to her family’s new Echo Dot about cookies and a dollhouse ended up with the items in hand after Amazon’s virtual assistant Alexa mistook the conversation as an order for the items.
God damn white man and his gadgets have us living in a technological nightmare. There should be laws on how fast technology can progress because the white man constantly "playing god" is going to bring about the apocalypse.
Austin Hernandez
Viral marketing.
Justin Williams
Or, you know, just dont have kids.
John Rivera
>Royal Dansk Butter Cookies Little girl knows what's up.
James Flores
How is this political you Amazon intern?
James Murphy
Ordered those same cookies for Christmas, absolutely delicious tbqh
Aiden Parker
That's a huge cookie box for such a small girl.
Josiah Jones
> " accidentally " ordering Royal Dansk
Clever girl
Justin Sanders
For you.
Daniel Perez
Can she order me to tickle her ;)
Ian Taylor
>laws Just become an Anarcho-Primitivist We can go back to the glorious caveman life.
Matthew Sanders
she is a very cute
Samuel Brown
best goddamn cookies
Caleb Martinez
what is the little girl doing with a box threads and needles? shes going to injure herself
Brody Cox
...
Ayden Jones
Yes! This pleases the happy cookie merchant.
Xavier Rodriguez
>accidentally This shit is like calling the plsce saying your oder didn't come when you got thay shit you judt need an extra to sell. Some "we ain't paying for this shit we bought" ass shit.
Nathan Rogers
they are great, too bad they are expensive as fuck here although I found a bakery near home that managed to sintetize the same shit for a fraction of the price
Benjamin Lewis
Someone's getting the belt tonight!
Aiden Turner
>poses with said items >3rd person camera is at adult height Bullshit on the article and title. Clickbait cuckold reading material.
Henry Evans
>Danish butter cookies
If this was my daughter I wouldn't be mad desu
Jaxon Reyes
Love those cookies senpai. Makes Christmas even better.
Hudson Scott
I hope they came with a refugee to impregnate my daughter
Julian Foster
Time for some spankin', missy!!
Noah Myers
pedo
Carson Smith
Like they were not counting on "accidents" of this nature.
Jeremiah Thomas
that is invasive as fuck. I call false flag. This shit is just to make parents go 'awww thats so cute' and pass off that a fucking ai was having conversations with the child. 1984 anyone?
Jason Reed
poor girl just wanted some toys and cookies, that's all. these cookies are dope btw.
Adam Fisher
exhibit A Wake up retards
Christian Murphy
Capitalism has become sentient.
Grayson Price
That's just cute desu. Also it could have just been fixed with an email or call to Amaxon before their shit shipped. It'a le current year, even in mu country banks offer the service of sending you a text every time something is bought with your card.
Jaxson Myers
this is some ancap shit
Jacob Carter
This; mods please delete
Brody Thomas
fuck off nigger
Carson Phillips
>Danish cookies They're awful if anyone wants to know.
Daniel Diaz
yeah dude kill all those mean robots
Nolan Sanchez
It wasn't an accident.
She got the doll and cookies, her 15 minutes of fame, probably got a refund from Amazon as a gift to appease the parents, and she knows no one will ever know...
...she's a super genius criminal mastermind.
Adam Russell
Or you know, Amazon set the whole thing up for publicity.
Gavin Morales
>accidentally between ditto marks in the article everyone knows it wasn't an accident, they just think it's cute
Nathan Sanders
>nigga logic >girl buying doll house and cookies >bringing about the apocalypse >being on same page
Can you please go back to inventing legume-based spreads?
Adam Ross
Those cookies are damn awesome but the box still gives me flashbacks of when as a child I found needles and threads instead of cookies inside it.
Nathaniel Harris
There's no way you exist
OT: >Dad buys a constantly recording microphone for his house. He deserves it.
Wyatt Baker
> everyone saying the cookies are awesome are we now getting paid shills to advertise products here ?
Aiden Davis
>Royal Dansk Cookies sure, I "accidentaly" those very same cookies a few times myself tbqh
Brandon Rogers
That's pretty fugging funny
Anthony Wright
well i mean its a metal container so why not use it for storage?
Nathan Morris
Those are good cookies, get a tin every year.
Owen Thomas
Why the fuck anybody would have Amazon's surveillance device in their house is beyond me.
I bet someone's already figured out how to hack into these and turn on the microphone.
Bentley Rodriguez
>Putting your credit card on a device you can auto order from Its like you suckers want to get jewed I dont even order stuff from my cell phone
Angel Moore
this isn't Sup Forums and fuck all this shit
James Adams
It does make sense but as a a little child when I opened the container I expected cookies, nevermind where said container was.
Ayden Murphy
My grandparents also used that same tin for holding sewing stuff.
Hudson King
I work for Amazon AMA This week a message from Jeff Bezos was posted about muh melting pot and how he would fight Trump with a legal team
Oliver Davis
>implying chinks and poo in the loos didn't built this device.
Xavier Davis
if you dont want to end up homeless, do not let your kids have A internet B pay to win games or mobile games with in-game shopping. coz that shit is where the sudden 5000$ bills come from, they just want the gems or skins or whatever and your bank account goes near death
Noah Cruz
danish butter cookies are shit though!
William Peterson
;)
Oliver Walker
not gonna lie, dem cookies are fantastic
Kayden Campbell
Were you just really young or retareded as a kid? Serious question because I learned with around 4 years that a bottle of coke can also hold drainex. Gotta bit paranoid about checking whats inside "obvious" containers after that.
Jonathan Torres
Sup Forums approved cookies aside, isn't it a bit suspicious that this girl is being recorded by an A.I machine. I mean, what if the order had been a 12 inch black penis dildo instead of a box of cookies?
Luke Gray
They're biscuits.
Samuel Myers
>counterfeit cookie market Why am I laughing so hard
Xavier Powell
she's cute.
Levi Nelson
Oh god you reminded me of that one girl impaling herself on a horse dildo in her schools toilets. Thanks.....
Brandon Ross
>credit cards >shit tier cookies Future single mom here lads.
Julian Hernandez
unless you mean cute like how a puppy is cute
Sebastian Reed
Kys m8 Trash tier.
Sebastian Walker
A quality biscuit. Sturdy enough to dunk, soft enough to chew.
Henry Myers
I'm not buying the accidental part of this story
She knew damn well what she was doing. Literally blaming it on the innocent robot. Fucking white people, first they steal the superbowl and now they blame robots fo0r their problems.
Camden Young
This story actually surfaced around Christmas IIRC. I only remember it because I had no idea how the fuck it was news then, and on that note, I have no idea why the fuck you'd repost it now or why you think it's a relevant topic.
Kayden Garcia
>tfw there is nothing good on Sup Forums right now.
Xavier Foster
maybe the rugrat should stop talking to Alexa and start scrubbing that disgusting floor
Carter Barnes
>letting (((Amazon))) bug your entire home and record everything that's happening 24/7
Luke Diaz
With a nice buttery crunch and just the right amount sweetness. Wtf...
Juan Reed
They're excellent biscuits user. I recommend you order a box asap.
Oliver Carter
How the fuck does this work? Do you just say "Buy 2 pounds of dog shit" and it does it? Why would you buy that? What if your friends get drunk and yell to buy $500 worth of dildoes. It's too much of a liability.
Ian Green
This
>all the "cookies" ITT
Lucas Cooper
A slap, no presents for that year's christmas and/or brithday and a fair warning that if she dares to steal from her parents again she'll be attending school with the nuns.
Easton James
How did I end up on /b?!
Jacob Williams
>With a nice buttery crunch and just the right amount sweetness.
Indeed. I don't know how i've survived so long without the delicious experience of Royal Danish. Time to order.
Josiah Murphy
"no"
Brayden Jones
that's pretty cute desu i'd let her keep it
Gabriel Cox
Can this be a cookies/biscuits thread? These are pretty nice.
Aiden Walker
Cute!!!
Ryder Gutierrez
That biscuit looks dry
Charles Taylor
Underrated
Brandon Sullivan
>Doll House Into the trash it goes
Jonathan Hernandez
>your friends
Thomas Evans
That's a scone
Daniel Reyes
they promise not to upload anything unless you use the wake word
Hunter Green
THE TIME OUT JUST GOT 10 MINUTES LONGER YOU LITTLE SHIT
Zachary Myers
you didn't read the article
She was having a conversation and the AI ordered things based on the conversation, she didn't deliberately do it
Brandon White
>she din do nuffin' she good chillin' why are parents so fucking retarded and why is it contagious
Andrew Foster
> accidental
watch a gold digger in the making.
Jackson Sanchez
>he doesn't drink with his buds until everyone is shitfaced and naked Are you some kind of fag?
Parker Rogers
Bogus. Amazon sends order confirmation email, within seconds. Parent has time to cancel if they are paying attention. Also that Alexa open mike deal is way too big bro for me, Bezos the liberal loon that he is.
Julian Rogers
>God damn white man This is now a Sup Forums thread
get out
Cameron Collins
>OP thinks this is politics related under budget and ahead of schedule.
Easton Carter
>picture To be fair to the Americans, that's probably due to the constant growing spic menace. I hear they're all 1.60m tall goblins.
Wyatt Baker
>Was ordering cookies part of your plan? >OF COURSH