WWIII Hypothetical
Who wins?
>Allies: USA, Russia, UK, Australia, New Zealand, France (Le Pen wins allies with Trump), Israel, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, India, Italy
>Axis: China, Iran, North Korea, Russia? (Putin Betrays Trump), Mexico, Most African countries, Germany(allies with China after Trump leaves NATO), Sweden, Iraq, Palestine
>Neutral: Canada (can't betray Chinese overlords)
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US, Russia, France, and UK would beat anything. There's only a small number of countries capable of force projection and these are pretty much it.
Try this one instead.
nobody wins.
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Why is Russia on both sides?
>US, Russia would beat anything. There's only a small number of countries capable of force projection and these are pretty much it.
Fixed.
This
If China goes to war it will be with literally the rest of the world. Noone wants a powerful China, not even Russia.
In what alternate reality of the multi-verse do trumpcucks even live. Do you think geopolitics are anime show where your favorite characters team up to fight tentacle monsters?
This
That's pretty much the basic political understanding of an average American.
Yeah, that's a pretty big factor to take in.
Gonna say Russia takes the Allies side for whatever reason, Axis doesn't really stand a chance with the military and economical power they, the only seemingly strong country there is China.
>3 global powers with more military might then the rest of the world 1000x over
>100's of millions of chinks on the frontlines
No contest.
your country is the one brainwashing them on here. some of us are still aware that russians are subhuman rats
Dream team:
Axis: USA, Russia, Finland and Baltics, Italy, India, Australia, South America, North Africa, Philippines
Allies: Rest of Europe, rest of Asia, Canada, maybe Mexico
Unalligned: Africa, Oceana
>Russia
>China
>No colonies
>Implying China is stupid enough to use its full potential in that war.
>Implying China doesn't have a plan to backstab US and Russia after their economy is weak and tired after the war.
I actually don't see our current leader siding with Trump.
Our media LOATHE Trump. They have never been fair with him at all. Everything here except one talkback radio station was anti Trump.
Our leader has been talking shit about Trump for weeks.
>He doesn't give a shit USA pulled out of TPP. He wants China to head it now.
>He wants to move away from America and deal more with Asia.
>Whining constantly about Muslim ban and how NZ is welcome to the world (National party have been giving this country away to foreigners for the past decade so its no surprise)
This country is completely cucked. We are more likely to side with China then America and I'm not fighting for those chink insectoid fucks.
Italy
>Our media LOATHE Trump.
Tbqh your media loaths everyone except the Chinese.
Sometimes your media sounds like a Chinese state controlled news agency.
>Implying China has a domestic market
Toppest of Keks.
Nuclear powers will never go to war with each other. The only exception ever would be North Korea, and Iran. And the time window for those two are closing fast.
The world power sponsors of those two, would never actually stand up in anything other then a proxy war. Propaganda, Culture, Economic, and militant 3rd party groups in non-countries, are the only remaining forms of warfare between the super powers.
>USA, Russia
hahaha, burger btfo
The only thing, what we want are millions of dead murricans
>México against the US.
Nha we will always be your back yard
>Implying China doesn't control American, Australian and European market.
>allies russia and US
So allies win instantly?
>the poos and pakshits are crazy enough to nuke each other...who the fuck allowed these subhumans to have nukes?
why are russians always so butthurt when somebody implies they would ally up with us?
Which is light-years beyond the average Indian's understanding of indoor plumbing.
Imagine a US, China, Russia alliance.
Seriously, contemplate that for only 1 minute, every single other country on earth.
And I didn't forget about you India, but we need to see what happens between you and Pakistan first.
We don`t want to ally with our rival for last 70 years
allies: US, Russia, UK
axis: rest of the world
russia only functions due to the hate of the usa. russians are subhumans and aren't white. they are part insect like the chinese. their propaganda convinces them to hate the usa so they don't hate their government which is the one actually robbing them
Kek. I like when a burger says something like that ignoring the fact that Indians invented the flush toilets and indoor plumbing (Indus Valley Civilization)
Because you dumb Americans are completely unaware of how much of a massive lying dick you cold war era Presidents were.
You think you are the land of freedom, but for the rest of the world you are idiots who completely ignore their own country and likes to dip their nose in the internal matters of other countries and like to spread terrorism in the world.
>russians are subhumans and aren't white
>t.56%
Of course you don't.
However in space, we eat cake together. We drink together. Only the humans on Earth remain angry. But we will explore space together as brothers over the next hundreds of years.
>russia only functions due to the hate of the usa.
Actually its the other way around.
Its USA that only functions due to the hate of Russia.
If you will ever visit Russia, you will find out that average Russians don't give a fuck about USA.
Nobody really wins or loses. It's a draw for everyone and afterwards nations will have stronger borders than ever.
>POO
Why can't Russia just admit that they took up judeo-commie cock and get over it?
This. Fuck the Chinks.
>Why
because we don`t want to be nuked by glorious muh freedom fighters
>they are part insect like the chinese.
Lol what, you are wrong as fuck. PROOFS
>Imagine a US, China, Russia alliance
Imagine a brain inside your skull
No one.
It probably is at this point.
Aussies and Kiwis need to start the ethnic cleansing soon.
Checked and correct.
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Do you think alliances form because of feelings? Never. And because actual military attack between those 3 is impossible, there is only 1 conclusion.
You would think more clearly if you had a toilet. Some of the best thinking in the world happens on those things.
It's not our fault you guys let your country become communist. Communism is a cancer upon humanity and sometimes you have to take drastic measures for freedom, it never went down so be thankful
>Why can't Russia just admit that they took up judeo-commie cock and get over it?
They are over it, you are not. And they know that.
Who the fuck are you kidding mate? They lost a war to fucking flightless birds.
>WWIII Hypothetical
>Who wins?
Those who die immediately during the nuclear exchange.
>Well done you won WW3 your prize is barren waste that no one can use.
This is what "white" american looks like
>Do you think alliances form because of feelings?
You seem to think this, hence your obsession with Russia (which backs Iran, which your kike masters will not tolerate). If Israel snaps it's fingers and says fight Iran (which it's doing so along with Trump) then your geopolitically opposed to Russia, sure you might be allying against ISIS (great stuff) but when it comes to the important things? Israel says "jump" you say "how high".
>Communism is a cancer upon humanity
At least we don`t use proxy-islamic terrorists, nuke weapons and napalm
I too want a Red Alert sequel.
The side with America. Every time. Our navy would dominate the oceans, our airforce the skys. Any serious war ill be fought on those two arenas, and nothing else can happen until they are.
>You would think more clearly if you had a toilet. Some of the best thinking in the world happens on those things
My sides, where did they go?!?
I refuse to believe that nuclear interception tech hasn't advanced since Reagan - chances are the US has some very good (80%+ success rate) ICBM defense systems in place.
Once ICBM damage can be negated, tactical nukes and conventional warfare become the name of the game.
>unironically trying to rationalise your wet dream through your own ludicrous pseudo-logic
>when countered Muh poo muh poo muh poo
Kek
Don't be mad supposed country. I'm sure you will be important again someday.
That's not enough, you need control of intelligence gathering, counter insurgency measures, it's not just "BIG TOYS OOOOH JAJAJAJAJAJAJA", see Iraq, Vietnam etc etc etc etc etc.
Don't come knocking when you need bailing out again, you can burn (like you did in Vietnam LOL).
>80%+ success rate
Do the math on what 5% of the Russian/and or China's nuclear stockpile could do to America.
>Don't be mad supposed country. I'm sure you will be important again someday.
Damn, British user. US really is your only true son, with the same autistic level like you guys.
>At least we don`t use proxy-islamic terrorists, nuke weapons and napalm
This. You know Anglos are fucked up when even the Soviets were better humans than them.
They are 56% white and full of German and Irish niggers, they are not our son. They are a failed, late term abortion that needs putting out of its misery.
Except this wouldn't be anything like the kind of asymmetric warfare of Iraq and vietnam. To attack America, they would HAVE to cross the ocean, either by air or by water. Either way, America is virtualyl untouchable. It's also pretty retarded believing the US and Israel combined don't have the best intelligence community in the world. That's a list of the perfect combination of all the tools necessary to win a war.
Dude if the US declared unlimited warfare against Iraq, Nam or any county except MAYBE a Sino-Russian alliance the war is over within a week.
Vietnam and Iraq became unwinnable boondoggles dues to rules of engagement and politics. The US could have ended the Viet Cong in a day, but if they touched the supply lines Russia might have intervened. Similarly in Iraq, the US could have carpet bombed the whole damn country, no survivors, but not without turning international opinion.
The Islamic world should be kept divided, durkas being turned into soldiers to kill other durkas is a good way to reduce the durka population.
And you complain? Really now? You complain? Shall we send Indians in to die? Or precious white people? No?
Then shut the fuck up and stop whining.
You make a good point with all that greentext. It's great you learned English and Sup Forums formatting. Tell me which programming languages are you proficient in out of pure curiosity.
>if Kashmir = "Indian Clay"
>then India = +1
>end if
>else
>India = "Pakistan"
I don't care about "ifs" or "buts", you failed. End of discussion, ifs and buts are out of this equation, stop trying to change goalposts around to suit your fantasy.
>He thinks there would be no counter insurgency
You never learn do you? You just never learn, no wonder you've never won a war, even with gold dust advice literally being handed to you.. FOR FREE! You deserve to die for your stupidity alone.
How young are you?
Why
WHY WOULD IRAN AND RUSSIA BE AGAINST EACH OTHER??? LE EPIC TRUMP/PUTIN BROSHIP MEME
Mad because baby became daddy in a short span of years. Hope your royalty, especially that old grandma, get taken for a ride on the gallows express
Thankfully not everyone in the US is a fucktarded bible belt inbred cousin fucker.
Go to bed you delusional idiot, Trump is already going against Russian geopolitical interests.
Go wank, cry or slit your wrists, but most importantly, fucking deal with it you little retard.
Well if you want to go up against the emus be my fucking guest, your funeral.
Don't talk to daddy like that you boy raping camel fucker
Taiwan has a deep understanding of counter insurgency measures. You are retarded. Go back to watch Mohammad fuck your wife.
Bailing out again? Like when you handed over all your technology because you couldn't manufacture any of it in WWII because Germany was bombing you? Or when Britain would only fly raids at night because they were too big of pussies to fly during the day?
You really saved our skin.
issue with the Philippines.
China would attempt to mount a ground invasion.
Modern world and warfare is much more complicated thing then it is shown in movies.
Don't listen to local rus /polacks. Russian elites are westophiles. All of the statesmen and serious businessmen assets and familes are in UK, US, Spain.
Not in any case they will seriously threat Western countries. Competent people in Russia do know it, competent people in US and UK do know it. Plebs is fed with bullshit propaganda on both sides.
Russian economy is dependent on both EU and China. And both EU and China in one way or another are dependent on US economy.
>Neutral: Canada
YES
WE GET TO BE SWEDEN
SELL RESOURCES TO BURGERS WHILE NOT CONTRIBUTING ANY SOLDIERS
get a fucking toilet niglet
>Russian elites are westophiles
You mean (((elites)))? Because it is gonna be sort of big purge soon
RUSSIA WILL NEVER BE YOUR FUCKING ALLY
THE VERY EXISTENCE OF RUSSIA WILL BE THE REASON FOR ANOTHER WORLD WAR.
WE ARE THE BAD GOYIM, IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND FOR AMERICAN SHITHEADS?
They are your true son. They are just as idiotic, autistic and unaware of their government's douchebaggery like you Brits. You two whine similar whenever someone shuts your mouth with an argument and start saying irrelevant stuff that has nothing to do with the conversation.
Really? Then why didn't you stay out of gulf war and let them white? You could have let them die or killed them and controlled the oil yourself.
Supporting terrorist to kill terrorists, that's what lead to US invasion of Taliban. They created Taliban and now are fighting for a decade + in Afghanistan against Taliban.
So, white people are fighting them anyway, one way or other.
Australia
they're so irrelevant that they'll be the only ones who don't get nuked.
>wet dreams
Allies would win with conventional war , however as soon as one of the other nuclear armed powers starts to loose, nuclear weapons will be used - no one wins.
calm the fuck down Ivan.
We can go back to warring each other afterwards.
First we gotta pay for the aftermaths of Colonialism and HITLER eEEEVVUUUUL by killing the shitskins.
I wish all you guys said was true. But we are good goyims too. Not as good as hohols or french. But still ok :(
>btfo Soros
>good goyims
oh
> chinese labor robot uprising
> WWIII is now humans vs chinkbots vs Muslims
Why cant Australia be on Russia's team?
They would end up being a Emu colony before the start of the war.
well if there was a global nuclear conflict, we do kind of have like, 99% of the worlds supply of uranium in the ground. Assuming a global nuclear war couldn't be fought in a couple of hours with all the wmds that are already built, at some point someones gonna be clamoring to invade us to take that resource.
you guys are fucked but we'll be fine. Remember, our tech is 50 years more advanced than anything you've ever seen. We have a literal fleet of UFOs on standby and gray aliens just waiting to get their dicks sucked
You are a Chinese colony and a US military base.
Too many mixed feelings for Russians.
Sweden is never going to be allies with Russia.
It's rather simple really.
>USA and Russia one the same side - allies victory
>USA against Russia - end of the world.