HAPPENING AUSTRALIAN-US WAR

YEAR 2017: WAR IS DECLARED
AUSTRALIAN SENATOR MAKES DOORMAT WITH TRUMP'S IMAGE AFTER THE BAD PHONECALL

EMPEROR TRUMP HAS BEEN DISHONERED. PACIFIC WAR 2 IS GO

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>memeing irl

roo fuckers are asking for it.....EXPECT THE HAMMER OF GOD YOU FUCKING CUNTS

It was bound to happen sooner or later...

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rood

This sums up Australian politics

get the emu president on the line

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You Americans going to take that? That's a very conscientious disrespect from their side. Rude!

One of your faggey politicians shoves a trump faced dildo up his bum while screeching Fuck off were full

just a bit of banter m8s

noooooooooooooo

why does this have to happen?

Sounds about right

Even their government is shitposting

How do we stop Australia?

Is this how Australia responds to Trumps bants?
Americas greatest ally? Prepare to get jewed Aussiefags.

top kek

How long before he gets added to the giant "victims of Trump" pic?

My bet is he'll get bashed by a group of abos high on petrol fumes during a photo-op.

>australia has been america's greatest ally
we all know who greatest ally is, you cheeky cunt

Unleash the Emu clone horde from vault 7

>Nick Xenophon

The very definition of pic related

Don't be rama rama
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>maybe not on his face I don't want to smudge it
fella can't even commit to what he'd started

invade and annex us pls america, start the war by nuking melbourne, sydney and canberra

RELASE THE EMUS

>America
>Deal with a country of drunk irishmen
>after 200 years of that on home soil

You convicts don't stand a chance

Listen I hate all of you, I do, but if there was a legit war with Australia I swear to Allah I would sign up for the marines so I could be some of the first troops there

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LEAVE MY DAD ALONE!

Let's hope God will burn canberra to the ground next fire season mate.

won't work pollies will be all on holiday during summer a nuke is the only way

FUCK TRUMP

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Imagine how buttflustered you'd have to be to get this made.

How can it be called screeching if it's inaudible?

>Deploy the emus

You burgers want to hit us up with a Operation Condor and fix our government, feel free, anytime. .

PLEASE subjugate us oh great God-Emperor Trump, our buttholes are gaped and open for you!

lel have fun dude, your people are gonna get sick from arsenic laced food and other poisonous shit and corrupt chinese will jew you out so hard, nothing will come out of this and everyone knows it.

Grand Theft Auto predicted this

Not untill you get rid of the yellow menace. They make island hopping rather difficult.

DEFECATE ON A MATE

Which senator?

The emu President is busy at the moment. Check with the stingray President.

Xenophon

must be some goat fucking mooslem

australia would be well advised not to bet on china vs anglosphere

Hope the U.S trade blocks Australia, starves it to exhaustion then NZ can annex it with all 50 of our troops.
and all 5 of our aircraft.

lmao the bantz that these guys bring

so high pitched that it's inaudible to human ears

holy shit lads i didn't know australian took shitposting to this level

how can canadians even compete

Just kill him you will be doing us a favour. My only hope is One nation is able to usurp the liberals.

Donald will let China touch you now Aussies

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Fucking hell guys, Trump doesn't know how to take banter.

What are you mad cunts doing?

>tfw All-Blacks are all you've got

I wonder who be behind this post?

>tfw all we've got blows all you've got out the water

>Yeah? Well... Nuh-uh

Okay.. so that's how it is?

Alright.

oh boy

this dude didnt just start the presidential memewar, which we all know PR and marketing king trump will win.

What is this a $50 doormat?

Trumps going to be eating Kangaroo steaks prepared by Curtis Stone himself every night and then when he shits it out, hell clean the mess in his grampa dingleberries with an italian oil painting of that faggot senators firstborn.

We're already importing fuck tons of Chinese food, ending relations with Murica won't cause us to import more

>Trumps going to be eating Kangaroo steaks
Once he finds out cooked 'Roo meat smells like he won't

He'd eat it well done anyways.

>this is the fabled Australian "banter" I've heard so much about

>Trump says Obama made a bad deal for the US. Still says he will honor it but will make sure to keep Americans safe
>Australia responds with a doormat with Trump's face on it

You sure got us. Remember when Australians had good bants?

na lad hes a cuck

>so HIGH ENERGY that it's inaudible to human ears

go ahead, mock America

Your pathetic little continent will make a great place to dump our trash once we fucking level it with our arsenal.

Australia is less useful than a doormat

HERD YOUR EMUS BOYS

lmaoing at all these butthurt americans

Good good fight

Hypothetically whose side would Britain join in this event?

On the one hand we are America's lapdog but on the other hand the Queen wont use her own soldiers against eachother.

Trump will grab her by the pussy. She'll disown Australia and it will become an American territory.

So what is the video of?

OH SHIT, AUSSIS RUN!

The Eternal Turkroach strikes again.

"Trash Island" has a ring to it...
But we'll have to name it something other than its original name.

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>aussies have a bunch of """refugees"""
>want us to take them
>"ehh, we'd rather not"
>oi ya fukkin raysis cunt ya fuckin zeenofobe

Behold the might Emu race!

How can humans compete!?

>roo fuckers

So original, how did you come up with that? I mean kangaroos are animals and normal humans should not be having sex with animals. It's like you found the perfect way to insult an entire country.