The country below you is going to war with your country. How fucked are you?

The country below you is going to war with your country. How fucked are you?

very

A civil war will be a victory for the right wing in the US.

Don't forget, if you kill us we win.

I don't know who is below me. but okay pls nuke melbourne and don't be china goddamn

nukes incoming to Sydney

Im up for another one

ROUND 2 FIGHT

Considering we've recently basically broken all ties with every country that ever liked us we'd be pretty fucked.

I am ready to kick some more redcoat ass

No no they are called LOBSTERBACKS user

But you're all just as retarded as the liberals.

Most of America wants to put you both on a spaceship and blast you into the fucking sun.

1v1 irl

Whatever they are, we will kick their ass. Our only threat is if the Vietnam user sees this thread.

>No nukes allowed
Uh oh, looks like your fucked.

fuk u, lobsterback

A COBRA VAI FUMAR

Hi

OK, let's see

Get fucked ahmed

now begining operation: reclaim British Empire

Pls be France

FINLAND STRONK

you gon get fucked up boiiiii

Unleash the poo cannons

get ready for some multiculturalism hans

I give up

should be easy

muzzies die

>France vs Turkey
A lot of muzzies die, indeed!

imma bite your knee

roll

You are so fucked lol

WE HAVE NUKES N SHIET

Serbians are ortodox broes
But thats war

American civil war I bet.

Why not

Day of the rake now

Kek

please be a paki

c'mon

>t
Canada is rightful USA clay

Quebec here, Guarantee independance and we'll get rid of the anglo for you

I hope our ordinance actually explodes this time

WHITE PEOPLE

Cucked

Belgium gets REKT, Groot-Nederland is a thing now.

*waits for Iceland to post*

America's hat

We will defend Iceland (since we already do).
Will be heartbreaking to battle fellow cold bro though, can.

>below

did you mean south of you you fucking inbred retard?

and we already won we just have to watch you kill yourselves while playing hockey and eating popcorn

War Plan Red 2.0

>>Country below you
>Uruguay
lol, lets reconquer our rebellious province.

no problem

World Power by 2020 my ass

>post above america
>capitalize on civil war
>Canada superpower by 2020

Probably fine

Pls be Germany

close enough

Don't stand in a line this time.

>france

We might just make it

Our navy is second to none, nukes are unnecessary

easy

you'll destroy yourselves before we even have to do anything.

...

Unfortunately for you we're retards trained by our military. Either way you'll enjoy the "work" camps plenty it sounds like.

Where am i

we gon get chu ese

But where am i?

Rare

it's an honor to do battle with an uncommon flag

Bake the beans trade war now!

Let's find out

No matter what country it is; I'm less fucked when they conquer us than I am now.

What country boys

Holy fuck rare. What's it like out there, Manx?

not much

I'll force norway into germanic union

i would be more than happy to join

Uranus

.

Fuck gypsies

PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY

...

Ready for round 2, Britbongs? We beat ye the last time! :)

The "We Really Fucked Up Please Help Us America and Russia" War

We a sammich? Just fuck my shit up senpai

RIP

Hello, old nemesis.

The Irish are the disposable whites anyways.

I ready to fuck you up ping pong

>60%

Just to make things a little easier, I'll reveal all of my strategies to you and still kick your dry, crunchy, leaf ass.

>mexico
Lets see how long they last

Hi

>fight 1 war against canada
>lose

Heh. Pancho and Julio, Juan and Jose have the attention spans of gnats. A few cervezas here, a few chiquitas there and they'd forget all about it.
Viva manana!

Let's see how you will do against FINLANDO SAMURAI

beer packaging blades folded over 9000 times, cut through anything.

Worst internet than the Aussies

lets go faggot