The country below you is going to war with your country. How fucked are you?
The country below you is going to war with your country. How fucked are you?
very
A civil war will be a victory for the right wing in the US.
Don't forget, if you kill us we win.
I don't know who is below me. but okay pls nuke melbourne and don't be china goddamn
nukes incoming to Sydney
Im up for another one
ROUND 2 FIGHT
Considering we've recently basically broken all ties with every country that ever liked us we'd be pretty fucked.
I am ready to kick some more redcoat ass
No no they are called LOBSTERBACKS user
But you're all just as retarded as the liberals.
Most of America wants to put you both on a spaceship and blast you into the fucking sun.
1v1 irl
Whatever they are, we will kick their ass. Our only threat is if the Vietnam user sees this thread.
>No nukes allowed
Uh oh, looks like your fucked.
fuk u, lobsterback
A COBRA VAI FUMAR
Hi
OK, let's see
Get fucked ahmed
now begining operation: reclaim British Empire
Pls be France
FINLAND STRONK
you gon get fucked up boiiiii
Unleash the poo cannons
get ready for some multiculturalism hans
I give up
should be easy
muzzies die
>France vs Turkey
A lot of muzzies die, indeed!
imma bite your knee
roll
You are so fucked lol
WE HAVE NUKES N SHIET
Serbians are ortodox broes
But thats war
American civil war I bet.
Why not
Day of the rake now
Kek
please be a paki
c'mon
>t
Canada is rightful USA clay
Quebec here, Guarantee independance and we'll get rid of the anglo for you
I hope our ordinance actually explodes this time
WHITE PEOPLE
Cucked
Belgium gets REKT, Groot-Nederland is a thing now.
*waits for Iceland to post*
America's hat
We will defend Iceland (since we already do).
Will be heartbreaking to battle fellow cold bro though, can.
>below
did you mean south of you you fucking inbred retard?
and we already won we just have to watch you kill yourselves while playing hockey and eating popcorn
War Plan Red 2.0
>>Country below you
>Uruguay
lol, lets reconquer our rebellious province.
no problem
World Power by 2020 my ass
>post above america
>capitalize on civil war
>Canada superpower by 2020
Probably fine
Pls be Germany
close enough
Don't stand in a line this time.
>france
We might just make it
Our navy is second to none, nukes are unnecessary
easy
you'll destroy yourselves before we even have to do anything.
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Unfortunately for you we're retards trained by our military. Either way you'll enjoy the "work" camps plenty it sounds like.
Where am i
we gon get chu ese
But where am i?
Rare
it's an honor to do battle with an uncommon flag
Bake the beans trade war now!
Let's find out
No matter what country it is; I'm less fucked when they conquer us than I am now.
What country boys
Holy fuck rare. What's it like out there, Manx?
not much
I'll force norway into germanic union
i would be more than happy to join
Uranus
.
Fuck gypsies
PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY PLEASE BE GERMANY
...
Ready for round 2, Britbongs? We beat ye the last time! :)
The "We Really Fucked Up Please Help Us America and Russia" War
We a sammich? Just fuck my shit up senpai
RIP
Hello, old nemesis.
The Irish are the disposable whites anyways.
I ready to fuck you up ping pong
>60%
Just to make things a little easier, I'll reveal all of my strategies to you and still kick your dry, crunchy, leaf ass.
>mexico
Lets see how long they last
Hi
>fight 1 war against canada
>lose
Heh. Pancho and Julio, Juan and Jose have the attention spans of gnats. A few cervezas here, a few chiquitas there and they'd forget all about it.
Viva manana!
Let's see how you will do against FINLANDO SAMURAI
beer packaging blades folded over 9000 times, cut through anything.
Worst internet than the Aussies
lets go faggot