I'm a kike. Ask me anything

I'm a kike. Ask me anything.

Are you a kike?

Do you shave your butt?

where can i find a cheep body pillow goy

Do you support the colonization of Palestinian territories?

if you are a kike why is your nose so small?

How did you get out of the oven?

Are you a Jew who doesn't want to harm anyone or are you a kike who goes out of their way to swindle every goy?

Good luck

Can you hear a dropped shekel from ten miles away?

Plis gib shekels or I report u.

Not OP but my Dad is the kind of Jew who swindles everybody he meets. Even me. AMA.

Post nose or BTFO!!!

there is no difference this frame of mind is how the jew exists

why are there so many of you on Sup Forums?

this

How can your people get persecuted during WW 2 and then do the same thing to palestinians today?

...

>me.png
Are you a qt animu girl who'd be my waifu if not the fact that I am aware that even animu waifu who'd exist in real world would have to develop proper sensibilities and thus she'd not want to become my waifu?

How do you spell Sheckles?

Yes
I don't care
I'm only figuratively Banki, goy.
magic
The goyim are to live by our sides. The Jew cannot live without the goy as the goy cannot live without the Jew.
Yes
No and no
I don't know.
We're dicks.
No
שקלים

>No
Your me.pngs are lies! Typical jewish manipulation! I should've known! Drat!

why are you so based?

How much for the soap?

have some bonus answers 2 for 1
yes
no
body pillows are degenerate
yes
because im a slav kike
human bodies can burn up to 3 days so i had time to escape
Im a peaceful jew
thanks
of course not
report me faggot
pic related
more than you think
beacuse palestinians are subhuman land thieves and they deserve it
anime is degenerate
because i was raised that way i guess
20 shekels

In your opinion is there a deepening divide in the Jewish community?

>pro-Trump vs anti-Trump
>nationalism vs globalism
>ZOA vs ADL

My Mom wasn't a Jew so technically I'm a Goy to the Jews and my Dad treats me as one. I'm sure I'd still get tossed in the oven though. Fun fun.

How can you live with yourself knowing you are a kike and there's nothing you can do about it?

Will you please influence my thoughts and actions

Can I have some of your Jew gold?

how much goy blood do you drink a year?

does your dad fuck you in the ass or only little goy kids?

Sekibanki best toehoe

>that obvious photoshop

Feels Bad Man. I wish Jews could use their Jewry to help instead of hurt the world. I don't see the end game. White people are all the keep Jews alive.

How do I make sheckels?

We're not.
This is MY thread. You should ask permission from me before posting.
Anyways, you are allowed.
I don't care.
By accepting my fate and growing to enjoy depression.

>How can you live with yourself knowing you are a kike and there's nothing you can do about it?
Plastic surgery is an old invention.

>I don't care.
Damn you suck. Even "I don't know" is a more informative answer.

Are there any differences between the Jew that control media and the ones that live in the holy land?

I don't have shop skills I make my memes in MS Paint bro.

>I don't care
Then, you're admiting that your country is taken their territory

Poast feet?

How good of a school is Sackler in Tel Aviv? I'm thinking of applying next year.

FUCK OFF
U
C
K

O
F
F

Do you realize the world will actually be less safe for you after you exterminate whites not safer?

Punch out the nearest Muslim.
No
More than you could imagine.
good taste
Yes
no
How am I supposed to know.

Sup Forums loves attention whores. I'm giving them what they want.

Is Israel getting overcrowded?

I don't know

banki~

I do. I think their entire plan is suicidal. IT's a very apocalyptic religion.

How do you feel about that stupid ship girl browser game usurp Touhou in popularity?

I hope you learn to accept Christ jew

Catch this

I'm going to have to ask you to kill yourself

Somebody made a thread that just like white people automatically look at a black guy and think of him as inferior, do you do that to everybody else?

Digits confirm already happenin

Can you tell some of your kin to stop? If you make us pay for breathing then genocide is eminent

I'm glad. It clears out a lot of the secondaries.
Honestly I'm not too far from doing so.
No
No. I actually often feel inferior to everyone else.
No

What are Egyptians like?

I don't I'm pretty nice. I see my Dad play everyone around him like they're pieces on his chess board. He doesn't even do it for a greater good either. He's just a user and abuser and sexual deviant.

>I know pic related is half Lebanese but still

You never leave your home?

>I'm glad. It clears out a lot of the secondaries.
I never thought about it like that.

Ask that to an actual Egyptian

I think you're right. I think they want to die but want to take all humanity with them. Maybe it's some subconscious guilt for killing Christ. Or all the years of inbreeding.

Mmm dat Mila Kunis look.

Do you ever wish you were uncircumcised?

...

>tfw you realize that you could've started this thread off with a pic of Sagume and answer everyone's questions backwards for the sake of the gimmick

You've never been to Egypt?

Is there a name in your dune clone language or at least the concept of Jews who don't give a flying fuck about anything your book says past the social lessons it teaches and is more or less like a practicing Christian in the US who doesn't really pay attention to the religious world or participate in it and just uses the religion as a mandate for how to live their life virtuously?
I'm 99% sure I know a Jew like this but I want to be sure that's actually a thing instead of just assuming and it turning out he's hiding his following well

I don't know what it's like to be uncircumcised so no

what anime are you watching

Have you ever cut yourself? if so, show us pics.

How is school in kikestan? Is it like in America where everyone picks on the gays and nerds? Do they have clicks?

It's not fair Lebanon. Arab women are hotties and Jewish women are... well you've seen them.

I haven't watched anime in quite a while. Nowadays I just shitpost about anime I already watched and ramble about how anime is apparently getting worse. In other words, I'm like a crazy old anime sage.
No
The bullying is real and someone like me was an easy target. I'm not sure what "clicks" are.

Cliques, groups that only hang out with themselves. Our citizens are so brainwashed they try and live real life like it's a High School movie. Sad!

Have you used this shampoo? I've heard it's a great product to the jewish hair.

Upload a picture of your

Yes. Me and my nerdy group were pretty much an RPG team.
Me - wizard
The crazy religious guy - cleric
Twitchy the Autistic - fighter
The normalfag reject - thief

Who is this seminal fluid druid, shlomo?

You should know, unless you're unaware who the girl in your own picture is.

>Can you hear a dropped shekel from ten miles away?

Why can't we rule the world together instead of you killing us all?

2hu?

I don't play the games, I just think the girls are cute.

How hard is it to get citizenship in Israel?

how many of the jews on this board are shills, how many of them lurkers and how many of them are neither?

How does foreskin taste?

We won't kill you all.
Remove yourself from 2hu. Not because you haven't played the games but because you only care about the girls' looks.
I don't know, Satan. I've been an Israeli all my life.
How am I supposed to know that.
I'm not a rabbi

What is the meaning of the jewish documentary X-men?

Is this our fate?

What is the meaning of the kike documentary x-men?

What else is there about them?

What are the requirements in general if you know? Family had the chance to go there after WW2 but decided to stay here instead.

>Tfw could be shitposting from the shores of Tel Aviv >:(

what's your opinion on the israeli-palestinian conflict?

Hello Master God chosen one. How can a simple goy serve you?

How do you deal with the fact that you are dwarfed in greatness by the best girl in your game (kagerou) and 2hu in general (also kagerou who is additionally Mai waifu)

...