PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on ORly 2/6/17
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>Pres Trump @ MacDill AF Base 2/6/17
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>Pres Trump Superb Owl interview 2/5/17
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>VP Pence @ Federalist Soc 2/4/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #2 2/3/17
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>Pres Trump leaves for Winter WH 2/3/17
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>Pres Trump reunites with FLotUS Melania 2/3/17
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>Pres Trump meets Econ Adv Council 2/3/17
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>Pres Trump signs EO on Finance Regs 2/3/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
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>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
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>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>We Are The Silent Majority
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>American Comeback Story
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/ptg/ President Trump General - Commander Spicer Soon Edition
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This reminds me of that time my sister wanted to have practice sex to prepare for her date. She came home after school one day all flustered and said that her crush would only date her if they had sex after dinner. Mind you she was 16 and this dude was 19 (got held back a few years), while I myself was 11.
She told me to put on a suit, light up some candles on the dinner table and microwave a spaghetti TV dinner. I didn't have a suit so I put on my dad's which was hilariously oversized, even if I was pretty big for my age and did as she asked. I love my sister so I didn't question much but when she wanted to practice kissing after eating I got a little nervous so I backed out a little. We ended up doing that thing the dogs did in Lady & the Tramp which made it a little less awkward.
My sister had never had sex before, and obviously neither had I. She had no real formal sex education (bible belt) but had seen a porno flick after sneaking into the theater last year. I'm guessing that's where her knowledge came from because she had some pretty detailed requests, asking me to take off her bra and rub her breast, and in turn she would take off my pants and poke my weiner. We went to her bedroom and she gently tied me to the frame with her bra and took off her underwear. I didn't know what was going on and I didn't have any real sexual attraction to my sister but I got a slight chubby and she got on top of me and slid it in her vagina. She told me that she'd do all the work because I didn't know how and kinda started jumping up and down on my semi. This scared my penis a bit so it became flaccid and she was tired from all the movement so she kinda just laid on top of me with my penis in her for about thirty minutes before she told me to release. I thought she meant pee because I didn't know how to ejaculate yet so I peed inside her and then she cancelled her date because she thought sex was gross. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes. ..
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If they hadn't already shut the petition shit down, it might have had a chance
Where's her sweetie shit now?
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I want Patton Oswalt to snap and go on a shooting spree.
10 MINUTE WARNING
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Interesting. Let's see if Le Penn has any nudes.
Oh man, that's some good shit. That might actually trick leftists into doing what we really want.
SPICING COMMENCING IN 10 MINUTES
JOURNALISTS ARE GONNA BRING EXTRA SALT ON THE TABLE TODAY
GET
THE
FUCK
IN
HERE
Who else getting /comfy/ with some NIOH and spicy?
THOROUGH SPICING SOON! Daddy spice yes!!
>appointing rich people to important positions is bad
okay how exactly is it bad? would they be better picks if they were poor losers?
>tfw I had a dream of Momiji being real
Ready to fucking kill myself guys
Didn't teach her to stay away from the passive aggressive voice though.
post yfw we broke bess
>Eight years of her stalking Trump's twitter
OH SWEETY OH HONEY OH SWEETIEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bess pls go
yes. yes! YES! SUFFER!
spicer is going to be spicing his ass off today against the tentacles of the lugenpresse and their salt about devos
DEVOS VOTE REENACTMENT
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Everybody tweet at her calling her sweetie.
Which is the /ptg/ approved stream? Cspan or YouTube?
It wouldn't be the first time he killed.
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Same experience here SENPAI.
leftists are LOSING THEIR SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
pic related
>NY public schools
10 bucks she went to a non diverse one
WTF DRUMPFKINS
SHE'S JUST 4 YEARS OLD, WHY DID YOU DESTROY HER FUTURE?!
BLOW ME BITCH
Surprised it didn't take too long.
Thank you, user.
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I need tips for maximizing my comfiness. Haven't been comfy lately and I've got the next three days off.
Chances of abolishing the department of education?
no, because I don't like enabling mentally ill people
concealed carry allowed in public schools when?
RIP honey bunny ;~;
It's been too long. My body has begun to yearn for a spicing
seeing as how im not getting any (You)s i should point out that is the frankfurt school
WAIT, WE NEED SESSIONS, WHY AREN'T THEY VOTING HIM IN?
CNN said they're gonna ask about the "reported" unreported terror attacks.
Link me please
Sup Forums is the new reddit shit skins are welcome here.
Sup Forums is the new reddit shit skins are welcome here.
Sup Forums is the new reddit shit skins are welcome here.
Why is everyone crowding by the door?
Huh? Why does it matter that she went to NY public school.
Any replies to bess being condescending? Please show it to me, my dick is harder than diamonds right now!!!
Top kek I think I saw this sheboon exercising earlier in the rain (LA). I am about 90% sure it was her, nice neighborhood too. Bitch was huffing and puffing, ran up and down 1 block and looked like she was heading back where she came from.
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>implying CNN will ever get to ask a question in the next 8 years
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Trump say the department was practically useless in Crippled America?
CNN going to be called on?
>plz no spice
For Spicer? Official Youtube shows journalists more. But bots are fine. C-Span if they have call-in is always fun to watch.
>CNN said they're gonna ask about the "reported" unreported terror attacks.
>CNN getting a question
Nah.
Senate took a lunch break to watch the daily spice
>tdw I unironically have a srush on her
>tfw corrupt teachers union officials are executed by Blackwater mercs
I think he didn't snap when his wife got ill
Haha what? Didn't Trump actually say he wanted to abolish the DoE when he was running? That's fucking great.
these emails have some great insight into how subversive the Dems are. This is how the Elites talk to each other.
Guys, is the unreported terror attacks thing another chess move by Trump to flood the airwaves with all the terrorist attacks we have had and bring up his support?
8/8 bretty gud
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH they're losing their monopoly on indoctrination. Leftism is dead. Mark it as of today.
>not staying in character
tilted as fuck
Is the pink light real? Looks pretty aesthetic to me.
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Commander Spicer!
label it, nigger.
only true niggas/commies will get this.
Why is Trump taking so long to do stuff ? He's been president for 3 weeks and he hasn't even proposed an obamacare replacement.
WE DONT NEED NO EDUCATION. WE DONT NEED NO THOUGHTS CONTROLLED.
Zero chance
They just found out they are locked in. Panic will set in soon.
So the butthurt is nice. But what the fuck is Betsy Devos going to DO, exactly?
dilbertman plz
Is today the day the shitlibs learned their virtue signaling amounts to NOTHING AT ALL? All the responses to this I've seen so far are "OH MY GAWWWD ITS TERRIBLE THIS IS THE END" instead of "#TheResistance xDDDD drumpf is le voldemort"
>implying CNN will even get a chance to ask their question
Under-rated post
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WHERE IS SPICER
DID HE DIE?
It's alright m8, got plenty of SFW Shit in my "Shocking" folder for when normies come in
Because they have been stalling the apointments Trump needed.
We're almost ready.
Dugin on Alex jones
>literally "tfw to intelligent to vote for republicans"
WAIT UNTIL THEY UPHOLD TRAVEL BAN
I'm not sure. I'll have to look when he comes on. It does look nice desu
Because that's up to Congress you dumb wog
Bulldoze the NEA.
Acosta is gonna get raped.
JESUS CHRIST, How long does he take for him to be swored in?
The United States of America need to deport the new illegal aliens that are rioting and doing terrorist actions against conservatives and maga hat users :^)
>be me
>go to college in MA
>in public policy class
>professor keeps making jokes about alternative facts
>calls the travel ban a muslim ban
>says prioritizing christians is wrong
>literally says"that sure sounds like a religious test to me, folks"
>class is filled with normies who ask him normie questions
>professor admits he never actually read the EO
>someone asks him a question about the UN
>literally says "I don't know anything about international relations, you'd have to ask a different professor"
>tfw he didn't even know Saudi Arabia was on the human rights council
I want to die