Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

What the fuck?
What did we do to you?

I know this is shitty pasta but
>Implying you would ever even make it to the US
Finland would annihilate you before you ever even had time to react.
They have been our closest military ally since Vietnam and wouldn't hesitate to fuck you up if you tried

Kek

Our shieldmaidens cant wait to slaughter you

Hahaha
Did you run out of coffee, cigarettes, or pastries?

BE afraid

btw, is this girl one of yours?

>implying we would enjoy all the rapings

Brother please stop, you are embarrassing us!

American beta males cant rape norwegian VIKINGS!!

psychosis from lack of amphetamines OP?

would=wouldn't

damn, son.

HOW MANY NUKES DO YOU HAVE? 0 THATS HOW MANY. THE USA PROBABLY HAS A SUB RIGHT OFF YOUR COAST RIGHT NOW THAT COULD END YOU HAHAH

simmah down nah. can't we load up some of their hot track and field hotties first?

>males cant rape norwegian VIKINGS

Can't rape, but can be raped.

Nordic death squads when?

Lay off the crack

HVORFOR! Hver dag, fæn deg

Our beautiful leader is much bettererer than Drumf

Kek. We sure did "great" with her

T H I C C

This thread is now an Erna Solberg appreciation thread

The Norwegian Female Corps, ready to mix races with anyone they come across that isn't European.

I would dick her down desu senpai

>Worlds most famous Norwegian.

Glorious eternal leader

I weep for you my friend

Yeah. Killing kids is a good PR move for right wing politics. He is an genius.

Ragnar would have already blood eagle'd this Jarl Berg.

Pop some mushrooms and do the right thing, ffs.

I though norway girls were hot....drumpf btfo

this is a shill, anti-nor copy paste thread

The Norwegian minister of culture is a literal muslim, she also had an ancient pagan temple bulldozed.

oh look, its this thread again.

Stop posting Melissa McCarthy please.

Wrong

>Finland would annihilate you before you ever even had time to react.
Thas rite we would, our army is strongest from Nordic countries + Baltics.

Damn straight, bls come visit soon little brother we miss you

>his military wears top hats

I actually have visited USA couple times. I've seen Florida, NY and Minnesota. Out of those 3 I liked Minnesota the most.
Will def visit some state in near future. Maybe Texas or some northern state, dunno yet.

>little brother
Uh, is this a proxy?

T H I C C
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I'll tell you who I'm scared shitless of
THE BALTIC STATES.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

Go fuck yourself and move to Swedistan, traitor.

I am literally shaking

I'll be honest, Norway's is really moving in cuck teir with Sweden with all shit posting all of a sudden. Is this someone behind a proxy?

DAHNOLD! THE NORWEEDGIANS! I'M GOING IN!

Why would we fight against our ally?

Newfag

We got a huge Swedish minority living in our country, sven is just showing off his culture

She was replaced 4 years ago
The future war between Sweden and Germany?

>Sweden and Germany?

That was random, what's your ethnicity?

I highly doubt your guess is correct.

Danish

True, it's probably just an Oslo cuck

The colors of her outfit would indicate the she is a swede.

>see flag

This is kind of hot, got more?

Most likely dear broder.

Meh still better than the alternative

lel

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
Can win in a war against Russia solely by their looks tho.
Still, women in regular military should be an exeption and not a rule..

Wow, womyn in the military, such a great idea to get rid of an ethnicity

>draft all the women
>they die in war
>just a bunch of dudes left with their dicks in their hands

Early Norway: Pee your bed to not get drafted.
Norway now: Be superhuman to get considered

Our new rule only states that you need to get checked if you are eligible to get drafted.
A simple sentece will determine wether or not you actually get drafted.

Fedora military

This one is pretty good

This one is making sure we dont end up like you immigration wise.

>tfw not allowed to serve because I have pollen allergies
What the fuck.

Yeah, a friend of mine couldn't serve because he is allergic to onions.
I was drafted myself, but got sent home because of a twisted ancle the second day.

...

henger meg nå

>Ola Nordmann sprains his ankle
>Remember we're in NATO
>"america send help"

Kan jeg få din döde kropp?

Why do I like this?

>Ö

Great

Proxy shitposter confirmed

>OOOOOO

Not rape if we're both screaming

i want to suck on those.

Kan jeg forsatt få hans döde kropp?

If we sent only the gangs from Los Angeles they'd be home in a week.

Ja og? Sup Forums har ikke den norske versjonen av ö så derfor bruker man den svenske

Nice army of Concubines for the US Marines if you ask me. Send them over, plz.

why do i have the urge to rape this people ?

There's like 3-4 wimmmiin that are rapeable there

>a war with USA.
Rhode Island could kick your ass.

Ruski in Germany?

This

stop

No he is just a newly arrived German kid