/ptg/ President Trump General - Broken Sweetie Bunch Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on ORly 2/6/17
youtu.be/rABNl-xkNe4
>Pres Trump @ MacDill AF Base 2/6/17
youtu.be/qodKceIkBYA
>Pres Trump Superb Owl interview 2/5/17
youtu.be/VVox2frrW64
>VP Pence @ Federalist Soc 2/4/17
youtu.be/n3S_MNcpvN8
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #2 2/3/17
youtu.be/cSew1jkb_40
>Pres Trump leaves for Winter WH 2/3/17
youtu.be/r6A9dwOfG-g
>Pres Trump reunites with FLotUS Melania 2/3/17
youtu.be/7BoAY_m3x2I
>Pres Trump meets Econ Adv Council 2/3/17
youtu.be/GAZju3n78Es
>Pres Trump signs EO on Finance Regs 2/3/17
youtu.be/yriGkIDnIjs
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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schools don't teach people to think anymore, they are run by cultural marxists

Pretty much

That era is coming to an end, however

petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-betsy-devos-abolish-department-education

SHILL IT

I wish she hand't blocked me

I'd make some witty i'm a retard due to common core remarks.

>this Leahy salt on CNN
huehuehuehue

Yup.

>drumpf

what can Trump do about the NEET problem?

Imagine if Democrats ever regain power

>c-span.org/video/?423639-1/white-house-briefing

>youtube.com/watch?v=XIaoJ8137t4

Oy vey it's like anudda House Elf Rebellion!

imagine if the Chat on the White House Youtube channel was enabled

>Hey kid, that's a nice tie you got there
>Would be a shame if someone were to...
>...break it

>watching the liberals melt down

youtube.com/watch?v=tv4AwUavMZg

Drumphf Likes the Dept. of Education?!?!?!?!
WTF I HATE THE DEPT. OF EDUCATION NOW!!!!!!

WITH DEVOS IN CONTROL, WE CAN NOW BRING BACK THE AMERICAN FLAG SALUTE TO OUR CLASSROOMS!

EvaPoland, it was suppose to be a Spice Daddy Edition! Now we have to wait 30 minutes again.

I really hate schumer.

That whole preposition at the end is bull shit anways.

Do these people not know that Harry Potter is fiction ?

Schumer's framing it like it's illegal when it's literally a power explicitly given to the VP

Are liberals a lost cause?

START SAYING HARRY POTTER TERMS ON RIGHT WING THINGS TO TRIGGER THE FUCK OUT OF THEM

They'll cease to exist

Tried telling people this. I got called a conspiracy theorist and then was told about how Trump is installing troublemakers into peaceful protests to cause riots and dissension

>don't end a sentence in a preposition
STOP BEING A PRESCRIPTIVE GRAMMAR FAGGOT

Force all NEETs to serve the sexual needs of other Americans for profit. They can have their video games and never leave their trash dens, but there are a lot of men and women who could use a quickie and they wouldn't mind pounding/riding stinky ass/dick to do it.

OY VEY THIS IS ANOTHER SHOAH FUCK THESE FILTHY GOYIM

>more Harry Potter shit
Someone fucking kill these people please

>>It started with forced bussing and integration, you literally cannot even get most niggers to go to class


I must say this is true. I wonder if many people in the nations that have never been to the kind of city school I went to understand that
>We were scanned for knives and weapons every morning
>we were taught nothing
>there had to be cops in the school
>we needed truancy officers to go and collect blacks to even go to school
>the top 20 kids were just the white kids, the one asian kid, and a half black girl
>No black men anywhere among successful students
>The two Jews in the class (and no one in the class even understands what racial jews are) get most likely to succeed

The horror. We must break them to prevent that.

RWDS

OK, this is actually a pretty good idea

Who here would have a problem with Art of The Deal Being Required School Literature? I bet you we would have more winners if kids had to read on how to make a good deal

So now that I've wiped all the cum off of myself, and everything around me. When do they vote on Sessions?

That's the BIG ENCHILADA.

>10 minutes late

I hate that fucking Kike

>The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided.
i wonder what the founding fathers meant by this

Oy vey, I'm going to barf.

Spicer about to pour spice in the salt

>how dare he used one of the powers actually given to the VP!!!!

>His own
Pence 2024 confirmec

Fuck, I read the 3 HP books before realising i'm not into em when I was a kid

I have no idea what they mean by this.

Is she stupid? You CAN end a sentence with a preposition.

It's a suggestion to not end a sentence with one, not a rule.

>Pence did literally the only job that the VP has
>rigged

I fucking hate Schumer

With more wagies going back to work, welfare will no longer be a detriment to society.

That fucking reply, top kek. I hope she read it.

Is this satire?

>Vote is tied
>Constitution says the VP breaks the tie
>Pence breaks the tie
>OY VEY ANUDDA SHOAH DA HAWLACAWST HITLER

What the fuck do they want? Nothing to happen? It to stay 50:50 for ever?

Lost cause would imply they had a cause to begin with.

mandatory military service

How DARE he!

>tfw Darth Vader cast the tie breaking vote to confirm Dolores Umbridge for emperor Voldemort so that they can shove Sith propaganda down the throats of innocent students so they become racist mudblood haters

But seriously we can't let this man have the nuclear code

public education and common core
Bess is a victim like so many

What's their deal with Harry Potter? I only watched one movie, read one book, and only played Witch Trainer.

They literally have the minds of children

>Betsy DeVos is bad for the Department of Education
>thus we should end the Department of Education
kek

...

Yes.

uhhhh....... you guys don't ACTUALLY think drumpf will be president, right??

MAGA

>10 minutes late.
I bet he's getting spiced in the ass right now.

I personally can't wait for the courts to rule in favor for Trump on the EO. It'd be kicking the liberals while they're down.

They'll be reduced to gibbering messes by the end of the week.

>breaking character

she must be fucking mad kek

...

Test post from Haiku OS, let's see if we can make alternate OSes great again.

The dems are so mad, they don't know who they are mad at anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=x2czvd61mR0

Waiting for Spicy daddy 1

They are stunted in childhood. Leftists never made the passage to adulthood.

If anyone is curious about the fierce opposition and subsequent meltdown over DeVos, this is a great read. The Democrats' control over education, at every level, is the cornerstone of their influence.

If they lose their stranglehold on the education system, their ideology comes undone at the seams.

Today was huge.

thefederalist.com/2017/02/07/democrats-are-going-ape-on-betsy-devos-because-if-they-lose-education-they-lose-everything/#.WJnpcu5ss6U.twitter

I hope Pence hates him too

(((linguistic prescriptivism)))

this was good

Fox10 is showing the Patriot's Owl victory parade if you're still watching the blank screen on the whitehouse feed. Gronk just spoke.

youtube.com/watch?v=UjIZlnZYBoY

It's a bunch of white guys and some blacks chimping out yelling into the mic it's pretty funny. Something to watch until the whitehouse feed goes live I guess

Please, can we make this happen?

Are we actually going to see Dumbledore's Army Rise Up in this timeline?

Of course, because traitorous rats like Schumer believe America itself is rigged and illegitimate.

Waiting for Spicy Daddy 2

8th MS team was based

STARTING

he's comes commander spicer

We broke her.

Is Keith Ellison /ourguy/?

*autistic screeching*

IT'S ON.

WHITE HOUSE NOW LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=XIaoJ8137t4

SPICINGS IMMINENT

WE LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=XIaoJ8137t4

SPENCER LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=XIaoJ8137t4

>NO MORE RED FLAGS
WHAT DID HE MEAN?

SPICE TIME

White house stream just turned on!
SPICER ARRIVING SOON!

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It's the only book they read outside of school assignments, so they base their entire world view on it.

Their ideology is too, I guess that's why they find their conception of reality so analogous.

We have to take over the things they love

Waiting for Spicy Daddy -IT'S ABOUT TO START OMG

who has the dullest franchise pasta?

>08th MS team
Underrated as fuck.

oh shit is he trying to hang himself

He's crashing the DNC from within

SPICE
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