>Debate night
>Bernie vs Ted
>The Future of Obamacare
To night 9:00 pm ET
>Debate night
>Bernie vs Ted
>The Future of Obamacare
To night 9:00 pm ET
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Anybody gonna tune in?
If I can find a stream. There's no way I'm giving CNN my shekels.
Come on everyone don't let this thread die!
This is real?
It looks like it's from an alternate universe version of the 2016 election.
It's real
I can't wait but I'm not sure if I'll be able to stay up that late.
Will this be live on pay per view?
Best timeline
>CNN moderators
why do Republicans always have to deal with a leftist lean?
Why don't Hillary/Sanders dare to let Fox News moderate?
Are they afraid of the shoe being on the other foot?
I hope the delegates whup that Commie's ass.
This is what the election almost looked like, kek
>implying bernie wasn't controlled opposition the whole time
They did, for the first time they let a fox news person moderate in the 3rd presidential debate in the form of Chris Wallace, the thing they didnt like however, was the fact that he was objectively the most unbiased moderator in the past few decades
Link to the stream for those who will watch it.
youtube.com
We all already know that sanders gonna crush cruz.
Thanks for you input Abdullah, but don't you have an airport to bomb?
You Can't Shed The Ted
I know right they can only fight with a moderator helping them. On an even playing field they get blown the fuck out which just shows how much more correct the right wing is
There is only one facet of Obamacare I want to stay and that's coverage for pre existing conditions.
I have an autoimmune disease and if that's removed I could lose my house if I have a serious flare up.
lmao this is awful
>CNN
This is gonna be so rigged
What about people who spend years without health insurance and then decide to pay for it as soon as they get sick with something. That causes prices to skyrocket for everyone else.
Cruz has never lost an argument in court
lol Bernie will be rekt
But why?
Courts are legally unbiased.
CNN is gonna throw sucker punches left and left
Why does Commissar Sanders look like the guy who got molested by the scream extractor from Monsters Inc?
Sanders has no powers over Cruz
Someone explain why this debate is happening?
The only thing they've got in common is that they were both second place to their party's nominations.
They are debating the role of government probably
Bernie will play a lot of think of the children cards, Cruz will be the strict constitutionalist he is.
Rationally Cruz will whipe the floor with Bernie
Lefties and cucks will like Bernie because of the children and muh feeling s
Dahnald! I'm goin' undercova at CNN to persuade the normies about how bad Obamacare really is. Wish me luck Dahnald.
this is like Ted's spinoff OVA
Total bullshit these to talk and don't do anything their whole lives are just talking and not acting complete bullshit CNN is fake news putting on fake political entertainment for dummies this is garbage
>The Future of Obamacare
>burningtrash.jpg
> CNN
> Giving debate questions in advance to bernie
Will you guys become #cruzmissles if Ted lays the smackdown tonight?
>Cruz
>Strict constitutionalist
God damn could be any more retarded
I'm a new man, Dahnald...you keep those delegates
They're both senators with big names. Makes sense tbqh
That's the whole point in forcing people to get insurance. Eventually you will need medical care at one point in your life.
Literally the only talking point that Sanders has, on any subject, is "billyonhairs!"
Really how is Cruz not?
BERNIE! THE REFUNDS! HAND THEM OVER!
>your post
Everyone give your energy to Tedgeta
HOW MANY HOURS FROM NOW
I hope it's a hot springs episode.
Is Bernie wearing lipstick?
THE DEDUCTIBLES DAHNALD
Perhaps Bernie will finally get to the bottom of who really killed JFK tonight?
>Mr. Sanderson....
Ted is one of the best debaters in the entire world. The thing is, he doesn't have his own reputation to defend unlike in the Presidential races. he's going to fucking humiliate Sanders in a legendary fashion.
>lights go down
>[glass shatters]
>The Rock says...The Rock says...Know your damn role
>Ted Cruz comes out on a motorcycle flanked by two busty women
>Red Army Choir starts playing
>Bernie comes out in ushanka
>operating a camera at the wheel on a fucking motorway
jesus christ
One day that lad will be a fully grown male. At that point this won't be funny.
Muh 1%
>your post
>your image
>your reply
the shitposting tonight is going to be legendary
get your reaction images ready
get comfy
its gonna be spicy
>your personality
>your face
>your persistence
Why does pic looks like a fight card for the UFC?
can you reddit fags fuck off
holy shit
>yours as well
abomination
I want to but my wife's son needs the TV to play his Xbox...
>your card
>your future
Both of you stop acting like child!
CNN is trash tv for the lowest common denominator.
Would tit fuck.
>your present
Too late for me, gonna watch it tomorrow.
I'm expecting tons of CNN hits against Cruz though, while they smear Bernie.
...
Digits say Bernie has a stroke live on stage.
>your evidence
>A moment of silence for our comrades in the Bernie vs Cruz timeline.
>your denial
JUST FUCK ALREADY
>Ted is one of the best debaters in the entire world
People keep saying that, but I think you're missing a big part of what makes a good debater - charisma. Cruz is fucking annoying and his voice makes it sound like he is constantly whining. It shouldn't matter, but unfortunately it does quite a lot.
Will there be (((commercials)))?
Sanders
>HURR I'M AN ENVIOUS RESENTFUL MANCHILD TAX EVERYTHING SUCCESS IS BAD
Cruz
>HURR MUH CONSTITUTION MUH PRIVATISE EVERYTHING MUH BIG GOVERNMENT REEEEE
Two sides of the same coin. The third way is GOAT.
no, just fucking ban them
fucking 17 year old ledditors, I GUARANTEE IT
>your lies
We can only hope however there's the pressing issue on your watermark...
yeah but wouldn't it be sensible to offer different insurances that cover different shit? i think the swiss do it that way. and everything works in helvetica
>I AM THE ONE, BERNARD
...
I wish it was an open debate, they're hyping it up like it's a primary style stage debate but it's really just going to be a mellow news segment on Obamacare.
The Rat boy will wipe the floor with that old senile cuck. You can call Cruz a psychopath all you want but the guy can debate, like a real debate not the meme dropping bullshit talk show like shit.
who the fuck is seriously watching this?
>your mom
Bernie. It is time to do battle for the delegates.
Now, draw your weapon and hand it over.
Is there a bingo card for this one?
BERNARD I'M COMING FOR YOU
3 hours !!!!!!!
prepare your selves
>your 2 dads
I'm a #cruzmissile now.