Wtf?

Why does drumpf eat pizza like this?

bcuz crust is the bust.

Because it was a ad for stuff crust

Cheese stuffed crust, you stupid fucking bong

If you've seen the whole commercial, it's part of a larger joke.

Cheese crust niga

crust is the best part of a pizza, if your crust is shit the whole pizza is shit.

Just a stupid marketing gimmick Trump sold out and put his face on because he needed money for cocaine that his bankrupt casino wasn't putting out.

Because his a hero
and he will stab all these pizza and hot dog fuckers in their back.

Trump likes hot sticky cheese in his mouth.

He caught autism from Barron

Tfw when I got grilled cheese stuffed crust and at it like that on election night.

He just really likes that cheese stuffed crust pizza, he did the commercial for a slice.

He was told to, by this man.

I never thought of it like that user, thanks for really making me think.

It's a symbol.
He was warning us about Pizzagate.
Trump is the anti-pizza.

>Implying that he didn't do the commercial to help make America great for thirty seconds
You're a commie scumbag, sir.

I'm not sure if I need a quick rundown on this guy or not.

>Rodrigo Alves
>speaks 30 non-earth languages
>his currency is knowledge
>IQ 6'4"
>10" dong
>500k per year
>manages a Burger King
>those last 2 were a lie
>owns the solar system
>negotiates with the galaxies supreme overlord
>we won the right to exist as long as Rodrigo keeps the dumb populace from achieving interstellar travel
>doesn't sleep
>doesn't eat
>doesn't age

because he's an ass man, he bites it in the ass rather than nipping the ass boobs.

The timeline where a pizza-shop is the secret tool of the Satanic elite..... because by talking about a Pizza Shop the MSM isn't talking about all the rest of the dirty laundry of the Satanic elite.

Pedophilia and Opimum in Afganistan? Absolutely ravaging countries in the middle east, and promoting radical fundamentalism instead of science and modernity?

Forget about those goys; the real problem is this Pizza shop.