Does Your Penis Determine Your Politics?

Conservatives average penis size 5.5"
Pogressives average penis size 7.2"

Coincidence??

Learn more here: youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUbI8my0Q

and here: youtube.com/watch?v=9qFojO8WkpA

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youtube.com/watch?v=plgg9sSLRvQ
motherjones.com/politics/2013/06/how-hormones-influence-our-political-opinions
medicaldaily.com/size-matters-larger-penises-linked-wives-infidelity-study-says-278090
youtube.com/watch?v=a-SCGntJD_k
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Muh Dick!

>tfw 5.5"

DELET THIS

You're citing this STD ridden fat whore as your source? lmao

Literally the jews, also SAGE

Why are you obsessed with dicks?

Horses also have large penises but I can't say I'm jealous.

6.5" is good enough for my woman.

lmao

white boi's btfo'd again

Laci we know you got aids.

Just stop. Take a break from Sup Forums.

She's ugly and fat. Bitch should have focused more on taking care of herself when she was younger.

what a stupid bitch lmao

it's not even a bait, but retards will bait anyway
it's like beating 3-year-olds, cmon man

how the hell can anyone watch this chick?

>penis shaming
how tolerant

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But the average progressive is a woman.
A non-White woman, mind you, but a woman all the same.

My liberal arts degree tells me that this idea will result in a net good, and certainly not more violent outbursts.

H I V
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Muh dick! But in all seriousness how the fuck would they know?

Ten Inches on a bad Day.
youtube.com/watch?v=plgg9sSLRvQ

penis size and IQ are inversely correlated, so it's possible.

>Proving that most Progressives are, indeed niggers.

5.5 is fine as long as it's thicc

I tell myself before crying myself to sleep.

BY GOD KING IT'S MUH CLONE!

So, progressives a liars.

Cute.

>he cannot control his Penis Size nor can use it as RAM for the CPU that is the brain.

neither of the two embedded videos are about dick size. Sup Forums still rages. it shouldn't be this easy to b8 us.

>Guys being insecure about their endowments is probably the most prime example of 'toxic masculinity'
>Feminists gleefully indulge in said body shaming at any opportunity

goto the video comments if you want to discuss the content of the videos.

Japan is one of the most peaceful countries in the world
Average penis size 5.2inches

Sudan is one of the most violent countries in the world
Average penis size 6.8inches

Coincidence?

4.3" here.

Ultra conservative.

Fight me.

Progressives = muh dik

So the size of man's reproduction organ is important?
Porn teaches men to feel shame over nothing.
This "progressive" present is unnatural and it will bring down our societies.

SWORD FIGHT!

>fighting a guy that wants to greek wrestle you in the middle of the street.

Please, No.

motherjones.com/politics/2013/06/how-hormones-influence-our-political-opinions

There seams to be a correlation between high test and conservatism, so the opposite is more likely true

fpbp

Problem is, progressive '''''men''' don't know how to please women thanks to being too effeminate. Not to mention they don't attract women anyway, thanks to being beta white knights, reserved cucks, instead of chads.

Yeah, but the progressives are all beta fags like aids skrillex and carl the cuck and all their women are men-hating bitches with purple hair or landwhales.

WEW LAD

>over 7 inches
>not a libcuck
I guess I dodged a bullet

7.0'' exactly. Fuck niggers and kikes.

LACY has AIDS

>Average progressive Penis size: 7.2
>Average welfare recipient penis size: 7.2

>Penis size is directly proportionate to the level of monogamy in a species
medicaldaily.com/size-matters-larger-penises-linked-wives-infidelity-study-says-278090

TFW: Niggers

8" when I don't compulsively jack off and death grip, but since I am doing that it's like 7" now because can't into max dong.

>mfw conservative with 7 inches of penis

OP and stupid tit whore
BTFO
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>9 inches
>convinced almost everything is rigged/planned out including the Superbowl and voting doesn't matter at all if it's even counted
>will never vote simply because I don't want to publicly show political interest somewhat because of paranoia
Where do I fit in?

Laci personally volunteered to take every one, drawing from a large sample size.

If you can't reach the fornix you already lost the game.

>muh penis size

Sex is incredibly psychological. Acting tough, acting alpha, acting like you have a big penis, already wins you half the battle. Women don't know what 6 inches looks like, you tell her you're 6x6, act confident, fuck aggressively, and she'll believe you.

But focus on sex and penis size is liberal degeneracy resulting from normalization of promiscuity and objectification of men by women as a result of this normalization.

>Zero credible sources for data gathering
That dumb whore pulled those numbers right out of her ass which is quite an accomplishment since her head is lodged up there

OP is a raging faggot. Sage this shit

6.7 wtf i'm a progressive now

Also :

>7"2

isn't that huge ? it's like 19cm,it's just a proof that liberals are liars

Shhh... I'm trying to troll here.

I'm something Sup Forums would consider liberal and degenerate. The only reason my political views are these because i have nothing else to be proud of but my penis size, its 21cm long and 16.5 cm thick. If i had valuable skills i would be more conservative for sure.

Can confirm, above 7.2 is huge. Every single woman I've ever been with, except 1 wouldn't even let me do them doggy style

Nice cock bro, can I watch you cum?

What is your girth?

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Wait, I thought dick size didn't matter?

Looks like 5.5 inches

Laci is a fatass with HIV

I measured girth once using the shoe string method and I believe it was 6.5 inches. I have huge palm-a-basketball hands so it's hard to tell in pictures.

3 inch due to asian genes
someone kill me rn

kek

Well said, user. May Kek guide you in the light.

That being said, if someone really comes out saying they are alpha, that is simply projection of fantasy being displayed for all to observe.

It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that, and not being around them long enough to observe said projection that they will never become, simply because the programming has got them by the balls crying out "Alpha!", when such is not the case clearly.

Excellent penis.

I give it 5 out of 5 penis points.

>6.9''
>Conversative
I guess not.

I'm a national socialist and I have no idea how big my dick is.

8.5 by 6
but i'm 6'3 with 23 inch shoulders
only ever been with one woman
my dick looks small compared to the rest of me

An insane asylum on medication...or executed. The mentally ill/paranoid are subhuman garbage.

thats a big dick

daily reminder to only marry a virgin.

This is probably bogus just like those claims that higher intelligence correlates with being progressive

for moor

You should see it when I'm at my boxing weight. I'm really pudgy in that picture, trying to bulk but clearly did it wrong.
When I'm down at my fighting weight it's much fuller.

>4.5"
>/fashy goy/

I guess it doesn't really matter though because 2d girls can't laugh at me

Well considering how fucking ruined most liberal viginas are it doesn't really matter does it? It would be like throwing a bratwurst into a cave.

Whatever, I don't need a big penis. I can bottom out on any woman and get my nut so it doesn't matter

Plus the Greeks believed a small penis is a sign of a civilized man, and they're the basis for Western civilization

Does she really have HIV? She says she's quitting YouTube and "bled for a month".

Say it ain't so. :.(

youtube.com/watch?v=a-SCGntJD_k

>tfw (((progressives))) are usually niggers

Yes, it looks like a pencil dick because of your big hand.

Wish I had 6.5 in girth ;_;

How the fuck would (((they))) measure this? This is obvious as fuck propaganda.

How many non-degenerate true conservatives do you fucking know raised on good Christian morals would let their erect dick get measured?

Deport Islam and degeneracy

she a cute.

>Subtle shaming tactic to get people to think one way or another

Atleast some of them are being creative instead of just yelling racist, sexist, homophobe basket of deplorables.

Studies show that speacies that need to rape to reproduce have a longer penis size in general.

>Does she really have HIV?

Yes

Too bad you can't die from AIDS anymore

I'm really into psycho chicks, it's hard being a right wing white nationalist seeing all these liberal nutcases, it's really tempting, thank God for Jesus keeping me from falling into that trap.

>Murh'Dib
>Murh'Dik
>Muh'Dik

why do liberals talk about dicks so much?

Based Jesus

Guess my politics bros!!!!!!

Are these actual cock sizes or are these just self-reported?

>wtf i like pogressives now
>conservatives back the fuck off ??!!??

It's not as much fun as you think.
There was a girl I met in central Florida who I couldn't even get into without causing her and myself real physical pain. Even with lube, putting the sword in the stone pulled my foreskin back so much it tore the skin a bit.
Thank Christ she was a masochistic freak or else I wouldn't have been able to seal the deal.

Plus. Most girls under 5'8 have skulls too small to give head without grinding their molars on me, which sucks because I like short chicks.

It'd be in keeping with R-K selection theory, but the idea of a 7.2 average is hilariously, obviously false.

I'd rather make a girl feel pain than feel nothing

The real average is around 6.5 inches, so it wouldn't be necessarily false.

Of course OP is trolling, but it could be real.

I need a timestamp on your penis.

>I bet if I say that my dick is 9 inches long that will surely mean I'll finally get laid with a strong independent woman

SAGE