/ptg/ President Trump General: WINNING BEYOND SPACE AND TIME EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence swears in Ed Sec Devos 2/7/17
youtu.be/fOIHYBzUcGk
>VP Pence casts final vote on Ed Sec 2/7/17
youtu.be/0F3S4JNDCG4
>Pres Trump meets Sheriffs 2/17/17
youtu.be/NNxBMs8p1QE
>Pres Trump on ORly 2/6/17
youtu.be/rABNl-xkNe4
>Pres Trump @ MacDill AF Base 2/6/17
youtu.be/qodKceIkBYA
>Pres Trump Superb Owl interview 2/5/17
youtu.be/VVox2frrW64
>VP Pence @ Federalist Soc 2/4/17
youtu.be/n3S_MNcpvN8
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #2 2/3/17
youtu.be/cSew1jkb_40
>Pres Trump leaves for Winter WH 2/3/17
youtu.be/r6A9dwOfG-g
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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F A T A L I T Y
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AWOO~

youtube.com/watch?v=BROS4TUg-WU

Thread theme.

When did Ted become so based?

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a-anyone else an unironic cruz missile now? holy shit

Anything happen with the travel ban shit?

Does this finally bring Soarin' Ted's redemption arc to a close?

If so, what's next?

...

Bernie Sanders won. Basically, he wants healthcare for everyone. Cruz doesn't care if people die in the streets.

>"Senator Cruz, your closing remarks?"
>*steps out from behind podium*
>youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI begins playing

Ted BTFO the commie, lets see if CNN has a poll.

strawpoll.me/12292906/
strawpoll.me/12292906/
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>Don Lemon afterwards
>Clickbait headlines

DROPPED
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first for CRUZ!

RIP BERNIE

COMMIES BTFO

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The tax reform debate?

Can someone shop a MAGA hat on Marx? I wanna BTFO lefties.

TED CRUZ IS REVIVING MEMES

M O R E
C O W B E L L S

MORE COWBELL


MORE COWBELL

IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SURVIVE A BATTLE WITH THE GOD EMPEROR?!

IS THIS WHAT YOU BECOME?!

JUST

FUCK

MY

BERNIE

UP

MORE COWBELL!!!
>MORE COWBELL!!!
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>MORE COWBELL!!!

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Bernie literally told a women, who can't afford insurance herself, that she needs to reduce her already small profit margins to pay for her employees health insurance.

Democrats are fucking retarded.

turns out the dems are fucking shit
the only reason you dont like cruz is cause he couldnt beat the dems

Shitty poll

Real poll:
strawpoll.me/12293312

WHAT DO WE WATCH NOW?

I ALREADY WATCHED ORLY

Bernie won a free helicopter ride

MORE COWBELL
AND MORE COWBELL
I hold every user of /ptg/ on my heart, I love all of you.
Even the ones that hate me.

2024

>Turn the cameras
>Labels the democratic agenda as more cowbell
Looks like Cruz is taking pointers from Trump's playbook.

When he bent the knee. You fight Trump: you lose your mind. You fight with Trump: gain banter powers.

What was that about Ted and Cowbell?

twitter.com/bleakhaven/status/829041968869019649

hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/

ending of Hannity

>literally cowering from cruz

He always was we just didnt listen. Im unironically a Cruzmissle now

in what world did Bernie win anything?

CANT BRUISE THE CRUZ

What does more cowbell mean and how is it related to the debate?

"let's talk facts"

-ted cruz as he brings out a binder full of anecdotes.

>Bernie flailing around on stage is a good visual
Sure

>judge friedland

hmmm, funny name I say

Soarin Ted will ascend

To the Supreme Court after Ginsburg dies

what a load of shit

WE NEED MORE COWBELL BOY

nope

The ending of Hannity for desert.

>muh emotional pleading

back to the kitchen honey

POLL POLL POLL

heavy.com/news/2017/02/bernie-sanders-vs-ted-cruz-who-won-the-debate-poll-obamacare-cnn/
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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

It's like he thinks the word "persuasion" just legitimizes any statement he makes

Read a book

this is a butter cow worth paying tribute to

>they're pretending to be Dilbert Man now

That's cute.

What could have been...

He's not
He's just a master debator

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The only thing I agreed with the socialist on was lobbyists.

I am a public health student, I study healthcare statistics, I just caught Ted in a lie.

He said America has lower waiting times than UK and Canada, when actually, the USA has the highest waiting times than the three.

ALSO AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, Ted said that USA topping the total healthcare spending is associated with more favorable health outcomes, when in actuality, our health outcomes are ABOUT the same, if not slightly worse, than compared European countries.

Can someone give me a
>quick rundown
on Health Savings Accounts? Are they good?

a literal niggerfaggot

...

the opposite of scott adams

Whoa there, lets not go to far. Ted needs another 8 years of Trump tutelage.

if only he wasn't born in CANADA

This is why the libs over at reddit will keep losing, they are unable to look at thing objectively. At least Sup Forums has a bunch of shills and shitposters to keep us on are toes.

Well they hate you less than they hate tripfags.

I thought Prince died?

That was worth breaking my boycott of CNN and even better watching it with you anons.

You keep me sane and I love Sup Forums

man, berniebots hitting it hard.

heavy.com/news/2017/02/bernie-sanders-vs-ted-cruz-who-won-the-debate-poll-obamacare-cnn/

Y O U KN OW W HAT TO DO !! XD

GOOD GOD THAT NOSE! THAT OVERBITE!

Even better

>mmw just finished Hayek's The Road to Serfdom

THey are trying to steal Dilberman "persuasion" meme. Isn't that cute...

What happened to his jawline?

>Maybe if we steal their memes we won't lose so hard next time

>Le persuasion 4d chess amirite?

The cringe...

>I love all of you.

Wanna touch balls?

actually WTF?

AWOO

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You mean the thing trump is actually trying to solve?
Bernie just ignores that Trump has 10x the hate for these establishment kikes than he does.

His name is Bernie Sanders, he is an idiot

We trained him in Communism as a joke

"Huh waaaaaa.... if you have a tax I'LL RAISE IT"

youtube.com/watch?v=p2lCasauJkE

>usa has worst wait times
lol wat

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=TklM2-lSby4

This or...Ted as PM of Canada.

>1488
Checked

TAKE MY DIGITS TED

>this level of delusion

>heavy.com/news/2017/02/bernie-sanders-vs-ted-cruz-who-won-the-debate-poll-obamacare-cnn/
LMFAO how can anybody look at that debate and think Bernie Sanders on

I even supported Bernie early on and thought that was complete shit. Fucking bots.

My humour is just too good today, gonna hit myself with a dose of 5 hours of Alex Jones, I'll be depressed and reading a book in a few.

Ted's always been semi-based. The problem is he's ambitious and crafty. He sold out to the neocons and (((them))) because he believed it was the only way to power.

Now that Trump has proven that to be a lie, and wrecked his shit while being charitable to him, he realizes the truth.

I don't want Cruz anywhere near foreign policy, but he'd be a goat SCOTUS Justice.

Needs more cowbell.

>put your money in there
>it doesn't get taxed

you tell me!

Cruz won the debate but I fully understand now how Trump beat him in every debate. There was so many times I wanted Cruz to call out Bernie on his shit but he just remained silent.