Summarize the debate in 3 words

Summarize the debate in 3 words

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Bern, Baby, Bern

MOAR COWBELL

MORE FUCKING COWBELL

CASH ME OUTSIDE

didn't watch it

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Bernie got fucking SPANKED

Dark pit stains

I GOT FACTS

ABOLISH THE IRS

NEEDS MORE COWBELL

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Bernie got LEAFED

Pls no cowbell

THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

Benrie lost bad

Bernie got stomped

Old Jew btfo

More cowbell, baby.

bernie loves BBCs

Bernie got rekt

MORE COWBELL CRUZ

undecided's remain undecided

whacky camera zoom

MORE COWBELL BERNIE

Bernie Sanders won

IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH

BERNIE GOT CÚCKED

MORE

FUCKIN

COWBELL

Bernie is kill.

Rato's power level is way higher than anticipated.
But then again,Vegeta too started improving quickly when he became a good guy.

Crazy Old Socialist

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I don't get the cowbell meme

>your question

YEAH CNN COMPLETELY UNBIASED

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go go go go go go

RATO A SPLATO

Holy fuck dude, he sure did.

a true conservative™

I missed the debate. Be HONEST with me and tell me who won, lads. A tl;dr would be much appreciated as well. Here's some thiccness for your (You)'s

MOAR COWBELL

>all this damage control ITT
El Rato got BTFO by Based BERNIE and you all know it

You've lost your muslim ban
You've lost your wall paid by mexico
You're losing the obamacare vote

It's almost as if drumpfkins can't into policies. Sad!

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Reddit forgetting that Bernie FUCKED THEM OVER

Ted Cruz Won

Need better questions

I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

WITNESSED. I'm gay as fuck but still, damn!

WITNESSED

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MORE COWBELL!!!!!

Quality camera work

Ted CTR Cruz

Checked, buddy.

Bernie brought up fee-fees while Ted delivered straight facts.

For example: Ted talked about how you could combine the profits of Google/Exon Mobil/Apple/Microsoft and yet they'd only be able to fuel Bernie's health plan for one year, before tripling the taxes an american faced.

Cruz won until the last 30 seconds where he decided to meme it up.

Seriously this really broke the facade that Bernie was an intelligent politician for revolution.

He looked like a senile old coot compared to Cruz

And this was hosted by CNN

how does it pertain to the debate tho

checked

>Still surprised Cruz agreed to do this. You know Bernie is going to dominate with facts/ statistics

Who the fuck is voting for Sanders in these polls? He brought no ammo to this fight and the same old bantz that only the naive are buying.

I didn't watch it but came to ask this very question

Cheque'd

I tried posting this picture but Sup Forums cucked me
>Cheated but Lost

Wow, Sup Forums is incredibly delusional. Bernie proved time and time again that Lyin' Ted was full of shit and was basically just going to throw every poor person into a giant trash fire.

Ted, at multiple points, was forced to concede to Bernie's logic and created those "cute" little "let's work together" moments where Cruz had to do some political gymnastics to be on the winning side.

This is what happened to Hillary, it's what just happened to Cruz and Trump better prepare himself in 2020.

Digits don't lie.

Even though I dislike most of the cucked gop members, Ted the Rat won the debate.
-Bernie used the same talking points
muh 1 %
Everyone deserves health care
Muh poor little niggers/Metizo

Republicans thought Cruz won
Democrats thought Bernie won

wat

Trump saves medicare
Cruz is neocon
Cruz is shill

Which debate is this??

Shills

fpbp

You guys have no understanding of gets. Kek blesses a post politely asking for a summary and you superglue out without answering. You don't deserve to witness those digits.

>Sanders is winning the poll
What universe are these people living in?

Im sure Bernie felt the bern when he lost the general election

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>free
>helicopter
>rides

From a classical debate perspective, Cruz won.

From a modern perspective, Bernie was raped live on TV making him the victim, so he won.

That was almost a tragic waste of quints but honestly the THICC totally redeems it. Nice save OP

You lost the election kek

How do 99% of asian women have the bodies of 12 year old boys yet these creatures exist? Do the nips just have better plastic surgery than us?

Actually, Bernie fucked him up. Cruz's "MORE COWBELL" was fucked. This is peoples' lives, and he just tried to get a laugh out of them.

What are you talking about? Sanders spoke in hyperbole. Ted continually provided examples and statistics to back up what he was saying.

But you didn't get digits.

Someone fucking answer seriously, who won?

REAL
CONSTITUTIONAL
CONSERVATIVE

Bernie can win

HOW BOUT DAT

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MORE COWBELL NIGGA

this reply exemplifies all LEFTvRIGHT debates

a third boob belongs in the middle

greedy old kike

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Kek also approves of this.

Anyone got an upload? I wasn't able to watch it live.

Needs More Cowbell

No, it's not.

Bernie used fee fees and shitty memes, Ted used facts and brand new el rato memes

"Burgers Can't Healthcare"

MORE COWBELL

From a classical debate perspective Cruz got destroyed, all he had were anecdotes and retarded stories (NOT statistics) which got refuted by Americans who were the question askers.

He got destroyed multiple times on rationing but kept bringing it up. He just refuses to listen to anyone but himself.

>Sanders
>Obamacare has problems but it's a step in the right direction. I want Universal Healthcare. Cruz and the RNC are proposing scrapping it and throwing millions off of healthcare.

>Cruz
>Let's throw everyone off Obamacare. (Maybe keep pre-existing condition mandate.) Let's remove state boundaries of private insurance buying to increase competition. The government is terrible and does nothing right and I hate it. Dallas Buyer's Club and SNL are great.

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