Brit/pol/ - Karen Kujo edition

>Paul Nuttall's Ukip Vision
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/07/paul-nuttalls-nukip-vision-beer-swilling-is-an-image-of-the-past

>MPs promised 'Deal or No Deal' vote on final Brexit deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38895007

>Paul Nuttall: A win in Stoke would top EU Elections
express.co.uk/news/politics/764281/

>Traitor John Bercow oversteps his authority and claims that Donald Trump shouldn't be allowed to address the Commons, as well as scrapping the tradition of wearing wigs
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38884604
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38882188

>Tories: "If you voted Leave to lower immigration you're in for a rude awakening - Cuts in immigration are not achievable"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-immigration-voters-eu-nationals-stephen-crabb-white-paper-a7562466.html

>Civil servants who leak national security secrets face up to 14 years in jail, in the first overhaul of the Official Secrets Act in a century due to "the growing threat from Russia"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/02/exclusive-spies-civil-servants-leak-secrets-face-14-years-jail/

>Muslim pupils outnumber Christian children in more than 30 church schools, including one CoE primary that has a 100% Muslim population
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/muslim-pupils-fill-the-pews-at-anglican-schools-gp2jzvslc

>Stoke Labour deny seeking an alliance with the Lib Dems to stop UKIP
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-paul-nuttall-collaboration-liberal-democrats-in-upcoming-stoke-on-trent-by-a7562506.html

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This is now a Norris thread

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BAN ANIME AND PORN LADS

ITS JUST BAD FOR EVERYONE

fuck of norris you grass

The alt right is a very "millennial" version of the right where they want the benefits of conservatism while retaining all the, as they see them, benefits of modern liberalism which they simultaneously pretend to oppose.

Reported for cyberbullying, expect the rozzers any minute now

Why is it so slow? You're not all wagies are you?

>Nukip

Where have I heard that before?

>Kujo
IS

whats with all the schulz threads and why does pol keep taking the bait

Get off the dole, scum

agreed desu
same for pakis and weed

>he doesn't have a comfy desk job that allows plenty of shitposting time

I never watched this show

Is Karen true Brit?

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I'm actually a wagie I just don't do anything in work instead of at home and so I feel more close to dolescum than other wagies who actually do things.

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Is there any hope lads?

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anglojap masterrace

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Nah.

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Threadly reminder that there is a group of brit/pol/acks who meet up in London fairly regularly, and we are looking for likeminded people.

I like Nuttal and I really want him to win, but he seems a bit confused about where he's taking UKIP - they badly need a central issue around which to rally anti-Labour and establishment feeling, but he says he wants to stop talking about immigration and doesn't seem to have a clear idea of what to replace it with.

>tfw have to sack someone today
Not sure how I feel about this

Karen!

>I like Nuttal

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>id

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gchq pls go
everyone here is just joking

So is Brexit happening or not?

No

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Sorry you cant stay here anymore you polish fuck.

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what the fuck is wrong with you

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well at least your giving me pepes also shit music taste
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Scotfag here.

Fucking help me, I want off this crazy country. Let me in England, I want a fucking job.

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Friendly reminder it was the Americans that forced us to break our alliance with Japan thereby stopping us from importing anime

At last some good news!
Hot off the press.

The fucking state of this underage cunt

fuck were under 50%

30% of Brits "undecided", meaning they think it should be stopped but didnt like to admit to it because otherwise they would be arrested for being a Nazi.

Just need to de-stigmatise the choices now and release the 30% from their bonds of silence.

That is what my initial reaction was, however think about:

...and think about British reluctance to talk about these things.

>now women can get a guy's pension if she's living with him and he dies, without him legally allocating his pension to her in the event of his death

Really makes me think.

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That makes me not even want to TALK with any females.

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>implying any media outlet will ever report on the overall feelings of the general public, when instead you can ignore them and keep doing cheap articles on 'racist' Trump
We also need proper parties that represent those views - it's no use being able to be open with ourselves if our political parties don't also shift with us.
Normie

Alright lads

>Owen Smith is still given airtime
For fucks sake

>Live with someone for ten years
>Own a house with said person
>Pay into a pension for over 15 years
>Get engaged to this person
>This person dies shortly afterwards
>Government wants to deny you the pension

MAKES ME WONDER

>DESu g61w

I've stopped coming to brit/pol/ regularly because of all the tripfags. They've ruined it. Anons that reply to them ruin threads too. I don't understand why, if they want a username, they don't literally go to reddit.

We all know you are definitely working for some law enforcement agency, now please kindly fuck off.

>Prince Harry is an oil driller

fucking disgusting

thesun.co.uk/news/2772449/prince-harry-meghan-markle-world-exclusive-pictures-date-london/

>Markle was born and raised in Los Angeles County, California.[3] Markle is of mixed race, and self-identifies as such: "My dad is Caucasian and my mom is African American. ... I have come to embrace [it, and] to say who I am, to share where I'm from, to voice my pride in being a strong, confident mixed-race woman."[4] Her father is of Dutch and Irish descent

someone needs to get this ginger cunt in line and marry him off to a pure white princess

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>Labour preparing to replace are corb with a BLAIRITE because he supports Brexit

I really hope he stands in a leadership contest and blows them the fuck out for the third time.

Is PMQ on today lads?

>Her father is of Dutch and Irish descent
>Irish
worst part about the whole thing desu

brush your teeth, britfags. What football team should i root for. I like Hull City bc Abel hernandez

join me in my thread and tell me what a fucking faggot i am

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Denkst Du vielleicht g'rad an mich
Dann singe ich einen Lied für Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass so was von so was kommt

And yet he had no legal documentation that she should be the beneficiary and inheritor of his pension should he die. Do a couple just have to show intent of getting married for this new law to pass? What does that intent look like? Can a woman scatter bridle magazines around the house before her boyfriend has an 'accident'. Do they have to own a house together? Is there a set number of years that they have to live together? What if a couple were only together for a year but really, really liked each other? This will get messy as fuck for pensions courts.

The state of you...

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Labour is effectively dead
Long live Labour

kek

i'm sorry i just needed to witness the ID

Equal rights is such a fucking meme

He was 43 years old and died suddenly. How many 43 year olds have legal documentation stating where their inheritance should go?

>Do a couple just have to show intent of getting married for this new law to pass?

No, long term cohabitation should be enough. Owning and living in a house together while being a couple is certainly far more of an indication than should be required.

>Can a woman scatter bridle magazines around the house before her boyfriend has an 'accident'

Irrelevant.

> Do they have to own a house together?

No.

>Is there a set number of years that they have to live together?

I would suggest a cohabitation period of five years, with the possibility of the pension being granted from a period of three years subject to character references from close friends and associates of the deceased.

Very clear cut and humane.

>What if a couple were only together for a year but really, really liked each other?

Without any legal documentation this would be an unfortunate case left up to the individual discretion of the judge ruling on the case. The pension would be unlikely to be granted other than in the cases of overwhelmingly positive character references.

This is an overwhelmingly positive change unless you are of the opinion that women are about to begin slaughtering their long term partners in order to gain a new income stream.

>We also need proper parties that represent those views - it's no use being able to be open with ourselves if our political parties don't also shift with us.

Agreed, but remember most politicians are purely self-interested robots. They will repeat what they hear because they believe it will make them popular and therefore powerful. When did you last see any actual "leadership" or "statesmanship" from a politician, whether or not you actually agreed with the view being expressed by the statesman?

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Going to go buy a big bag of cheese puffs for breakfast

Don't know whether to get a 2 liter coke or fanta to go with it

>missing the point this hard
The semantics of practical application aren't relevant

The point is that this sets a precedent that drives yet another nail into the coffin of marriage as an institution

Have a cup of tea like an ordinary person, you absolute weirdo.

>Can a woman scatter bridle magazines around the house before her boyfriend has an 'accident'.

Should I worry?

How do I escape this faggotry?

REEEEEEEEEE

>mfw i have my (you) desu~

Desu Kawaii-kun!

I did not miss your point in the slightest. You were raising artificial problems to mask your real complaint that relationships without marriage aren't valid.

Long term cohabitation is for all purposes, other than sentimental, marriage.

Fanta

Spotted the fat cunt.

Can Irish people join, lads?

>Irish
>people
Nice try, Paddy. One too many Guinness this morning?

I am slowly coming to the conclusion that this is a disease of the mind and that I must have genetic immunity.
But what next?
Where-to now?
These people have no defined victory condition, so where will it end?
Before /pol I genuinely thought that I was perhaps the last of my type. Sometimes I still wonder if I am inside the asylum looking out, or outside looking in.

What do you think?

As long as we can put the whole 'accidental economic genocide followed by a century of civil unrest and guerrilla warfare' behind us.

Here's another :3

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