BRAZILIAN HAPPENING GENERAL - POLICE STRIKE RISK MAP EDITION

So I have made this map if you are wondering if shit is going down.
Rio will probably join the strike and chaos is imminent, our army will not be able to hold Espirito Santo AND Rio.

Culling incoming.

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g1.globo.com/espirito-santo/noticia/2017/02/comercio-estima-prejuizo-de-r-90-milhoes-apos-2-dias-sem-abrir-no-es.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4198826/Brazilian-city-s-murder-rate-650-police-strike.html
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55chan.org/b/res/20325864.html
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The States in green cannot have a police strike without Brazil going 100% down the drain.

If São Paulo went full havoc, the Country is literally over and collapse is imminent, it is like New York going on strike.

crazy, my dude

What is happening?

>acre
>medium threat

Police Strike (illegal in Brazil) in the state of Epirito Santo. This place is full Somalia now:

dexmag.com.br/2017/02/espirito-santo-em-estado-de-calamidade/

I swear to God, If I move away from Brazil, I will vote to any politician who propose to ban more Brazilians coming to my hypothetical host country. It may sound counter-intuitive (because I'm Brazilian) but makes a lot of sense if you don't want to live among one of the most dumb, murderous, dishonest, psychopathic people on earth.

The military police, who is state based and responsible for the ostensible policing, in the capital and some cities of the state of Espirito Santo did a "white strike" (they can not legally do it, but they are using a legal loophole, making their family's stand in front of the policies departaments) urging the government to raise their wages (for the first time in 7 years and correct it to the inflation of the last 3 years, its good to remember that brazil got into a economy recession who have lasted already 2 years, inflation got way up and purchasing power got way down), now criminals are taking the streets and killing each other and civilians, shops are being looted (commerce arealdy lost 1,4 million dolars) and etc, it's total anarchy. The federal government and the msm are also doing a full blackout in the situation in an effort to not let this strike spreed across the country, but in other states like Rio de Janeiro, the police are planing similar strikes.

UPDATING: 76 confirmed homicides in less than 4 days.

1,4 Million dolars?

I think it is 27 million at this point.

g1.globo.com/espirito-santo/noticia/2017/02/comercio-estima-prejuizo-de-r-90-milhoes-apos-2-dias-sem-abrir-no-es.html

>mfw I live in a favela
>mfw it means jackshit to me

That sounds about right for just the favelas in sao paulo with the police on duty, so not getting your point here champ.

Macacs...

Everyone in those yellow states can go fuck themselves.

And MG too.

How do I defend myself with no guns Sup Forums? I don't live in ES but it looks like things are going to get pretty bad in a few days.

And libtards argue that you dont need a police.

ES resident here, nothing is happening fuck off

Or guns.

Thank's, i had only saw the yesterday estimative.

>police
>strike
nice one

how expensive is the computer you stole?

Do you want us to slaughter you again?

Do they restrict the purchase of ammo too?
If they dont look up how to make a slam fire shotgun or a zip gun.
You can also make a close range musket with match heads and pipes.

I will explain to you:

76 Confirmed deaths in just one specific place of the the State of Espirito Santo (Grande Vitória), in only 3~4 days. To give you an idea on how big this is: In 2016, ES had only 4 homicides in the month of January.

São Paulo (the most populous place of Brazil, 44 million people) has an average of 82 homicides per month.

Yes please. We have a surplus of blacks again, they will go back to the frontlines.

You probably need police a bit more when around 30% of your population are africans that were too stupid for crop work in the US (portugese bought them cheap and thought they were getting a bargain).

Between them and the ameri-indians you've got an unusually violent population in brazil that needs a paramilitary just to stop rio looking like monrovia.

>Implying I know how to check prices

You set yourself up for disapointment sempai.

[spoiler]Its actually a 2004 squared monitor rig, I am impressed it works

Just taking the piss matey. Think of it like this: scum in the hills are using the opportunity to kill rivals. If you stay indoors for a few days and wait for the strike to end, you'll actually have a safer city after the smoke clears because they will have reduced their own population pretty significantly.

>[spoiler]Its actually a 2004 squared monitor rig, I am impressed it works

I'm pretty sure this is not a Samsung monitor.

I live in Rio.
How fucked am i?

Well, by square I actually meant a cube, those boxy ones.

Rio? You are already fucked.

Did you remember to pay militia and traffic protection money this month? If so you must be safe.

This.
You must help South to have white people this purge will be more than fucking some police guys going wild it will be worse when the Nogs in North start doing shit from hearing the news,.

Claiming Sao Paulo.
Color green.
Religion Animism.
Go

Kek, it's real.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4198826/Brazilian-city-s-murder-rate-650-police-strike.html

>Slaughter on the streets: Brazilian city sees its murder rate go up 650% after police go on strike, with 52 murders in just THREE DAYS across lawless region

Enjoy your Somalia. How are Brazilians reacting to this?

kek

go buy a pair of shoes to replace those nasty sandalhas

Posting Liveleak videos.

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I can only hope this is the way it works. But the problem is not just vermin killing vermin. Its looting, car theft, people afraid of coming outside, closed door business (in a fucking economic crisis happening in the background), robbers who are very trigger happy and end-up killing their victims. Its like a surprise Purge day.

I'd put emphasis on the 'don't go outside' advice. Violent home invasions are likely for houses in proximity to slums, so if you live near a dangerous area get your nice shit in secure storage and go on holidays for a fortnight.

So basically without police niggers see no reason to not commit crime? Sounds like africa...or possibly Baltimore.

>sandalhas

I think you meant chinelo. And they work just great. Best mean of transport created by the man.

I live in São Paulo, chances are relatively low of that happening over here. We need to build a wall tho.

I don't use shoes, I use slippers, I hate that grip in between my toes

>army cant hold two cities right next to eachother
Is this a joke

Some hundred soldiers doing the work of thousands. Need more soldiers.

>250 soldiers aginst hordes of bandits

Come on, they aren't space marines

>Do they restrict the purchase of ammo too?

Seriously, tell me one good reason for them to restrict guns, but at the same time not restrict ammo, which only practical use is to be put in a gun.

I don't know about other countries gun laws. I dont know how deep into gun control they are. They could be like Cali who has had "assault weapons" banned for years now but only this December started restricting ammunition purchases.

I always end up breaking these. The straps always cut after a few months.

If you guys want a quick rundown of our gun laws, the "main" gun law is called "Estatuto do Desarmamento" (Disarmament Statute) and it still allows us to buy guns but it has ridiculous requisites and taxes.
We actually had a plebiscit saying we were against the passing of said law but it went unheard, as usual.
Democracy.

Help your gaucho brothers to end our surplus too.
Por favor, meu bruxo.

I don't think you understand the fucking hordes down there.

The Army has been underfunded for the last 15 years because gommie gobment.

The fact that you think differently does not make you different from others.

You can even go to Mars that will continue to be a Brazilian native.

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THE INVISIBLE HAND OF FREE MARKET INTENSIFIES

>I work at a lan house and the thugs asked me to print 40 copies of an offer/advice that they will offer private ""protection"" to our neighbourhood. Those who not comply will be persecuted.

enjoy your ancapistan

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>ancapistan

> gib money plox or violence occurs

But...But...muh NAP!!

The Governor should fire all those police who took part on the strike

Why don't you just invade Brazil again, or attempt to rest establish monarchy there.

>implying

>MFW I'm from the south, white and rich.

>poortugal aka EU favala
>invade Brazil
Kek

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To be honest, if I'm visiting to Brazil, it should be Santa Catarina, mostly Florianopolis. Why they didn't start a Olympics in Florianopolis?

Because "muh Rio"

Transport infrastruture in Floripa is shit, there is only busses. All of Floripa's politics orbit the bus mafia.

Curitiba and Florianopolis are the only big cities worth visiting

not cities, we talking about 2 whole States

But Rio is Zimbabwe-tier. How the hell they start the Games in Rio?

Bus mafia?

Politics. Rio is like the unofficial capital of this shithole. They have so much power and influence all over the country you wound't believe.
Plus, they have almost 50% of all oil revenues (royalties) of the country

2-3 Bus companies manipulate the city politics to keep control of the transport market. They do not allow any other method of public transport to be implemented or to new companies to move in.

Its called socialism

youtube.com/watch?v=HI8Np38PS-E

twitter.com/LuanSperandio

The bus mafia he's talking about is in SC, right? Aren't there many more than 2-3 bus companies in RJ which is probably the more socialist state?

I don't know about Rio, but usually here our cities have few companies controlling public transport and they all are protected by local governments.

It's a form of socialism where the state finance oligarchies

Just remember Florianópolis and Porto Alegre are considered nigger tier by southern standards.

geez.
stay safe Brazilanons

Which in context?

>tfw Paraná
Fugg

Think of Miami vs countryside florida

There are small towns that are better to live but are not big cities

What a shitty drawing you nigger

Ahh, that's good. I live in Florida, and I think it's a perfect climate for me.

SAGE.
Everything is gonna be fine you fucking larper faggot.

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What's happening in Brazil defeats the idea of anarchy, right? This is what happens when the police essentially go on strike. Humans can't control themselves.

>You should have bought from Paraguay earlier.
>You should buy from there when the situation goes back to normal.

In the meantime, get a machete and make an spear to stab niggers from your window.

Anarchism never had any coherence anyway

>mfw escaped from this shithole

Buy a hunting crossbow.

Buy an acre of farmland anywhere.
Apply to farm gun license.

That is how I got mine.
Spend R$ 20.000 in the land and R$ 2.000 on a .357 carbine

It is not the best gun but a gun at least

Security-wise we don't give a fuck since it's a local problem, only one city far from anything relevant is being affected, but everyone is angrier about gun access prohibitions. Normies can't stand being cucked by socialists anymore.
A good happening for long term results.

The bad thing is the (((media))) is silent about it. The very news channels and newspapers that criticize Trump every day are hiding the niggers niggering and people's demands for having guns and their cheering for our armed forces.

Migrants, leftism and beach culture/population. But enjoy your stay, you're gonna probably enjoy it.
Also, check for natural tourist attractions, the underrated ones the locals visit, and don't stay at only one city if you can avoid it, that's silly.
This Rio meme just fucks up with our tourism.

It's a prime example of where the state and criminals have the guns though.
I wonder how different it would be if the common folk could have guns easily.

Not even Reddit is talking about this. Why is there no news about this?

Go to do some shopping in Paraguay faggots
youtube.com/watch?v=o6hb4mh_zqM

cause Brazil is insignificant

Good, I hope this triggers anarchy and this country becomes the Yugoslavia of Latin America. Brazil existing as a political unity makes no sense at all.

>tfw EU "favala"
>5th safest country in the world
wew lad