Brit/pol/ - Back on Track Edition

>Paul Nuttall's Nukip Vision
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/07/paul-nuttalls-nukip-vision-beer-swilling-is-an-image-of-the-past

>MPs promised 'Deal or No Deal' vote on final Brexit deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38895007

>Hitchens on the Anglo-Japanese Alliance, broken up by Americans
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/02/some-replies-to-correspondents-and-critics-japan-cressida-dick-and-cycling.html

>Paul Nuttall: A win in Stoke would top EU Elections
express.co.uk/news/politics/764281/

>Speaker John Bercow oversteps his authority and claims that Klblembfleplemlfskin shouldn't be allowed to address the Commons, as well as scrapping the tradition of wearing wigs
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38884604
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38882188

>Tories: "If you voted Leave to lower immigration you're in for a rude awakening - Cuts in immigration are not achievable"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-immigration-voters-eu-nationals-stephen-crabb-white-paper-a7562466.html

>Civil servants who leak national security secrets face up to 14 years in jail, in the first overhaul of the Official Secrets Act in a century due to "the growing threat from Russia"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/02/exclusive-spies-civil-servants-leak-secrets-face-14-years-jail/

>Muslim pupils outnumber Christian children in more than 30 church schools, including one CoE primary that has a 100% Muslim population
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/muslim-pupils-fill-the-pews-at-anglican-schools-gp2jzvslc

>Stoke Labour deny seeking an alliance with the Lib Dems to stop UKIP
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-paul-nuttall-collaboration-liberal-democrats-in-upcoming-stoke-on-trent-by-a7562506.html

>Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell proposes cap on energy prices
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38858225

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4204292/Socialite-Tara-Palmer-Tomkinson-dies-aged-45.html
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Imperial leather

>Back on Track Edition

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Diana

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>cc7asj5xw6

That is way too smart for Corbyn to consider it

kek that was fucking ages ago

DIDN'T

EVEN

FUCKING

VOTE

Do people who didn't vote in 2015 have no right to criticise the Tories?

>Socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has been found dead at her home in south west London, sources say
twitter.com/PA/status/829356822855294981

Noooooooooooo

>Miriam Gonzalez Durantez, whose husband is former Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, has complained after being invited to an International Women's Day event in her married name.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38904863


Do you reckon Clegg gets pegged by his missus? It's obvious who wears the trousers in the relationship.

>socialite

Good riddance

>After she left school, she worked briefly in the City of London for Rothschilds bank.


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other highlights of QT2016

>WHOS GONNA WIPE MY ARSE

And who could forget that brilliant time the producers booked an all-female panel in anticipation of Hillary winning the presidential race.

Big Soup.

fuck you

Go on YKTD, post the stop doing heroin Hitchens.

Good

>!o99MYCrBaI

>tfw not a britcuck

No, of course not, do you even remember what we're referring to? Some fat lass who was a political campaigner complaining about Brexit admitted to everyone she didn't even vote in the referendum. That's some hilarious shit.

Literally who?

>South East remains largely untouched
>The North, Mid Wales and Cornwall get absolutely decimated

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Guaranteed (You)'s

Same thing every fucking day.

Cleggys a massive cuck. Farrons even worse.

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>YKTD bogposting

Have I shifted time-space points again?

>stop taking milk

>tfw

mum has a new boyfriend now

Schulz is our guy. He will weaken the EU even more than Merkel. Every patriotic Brit should shill for him. To be British is to be perfidious.

Change it then.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"The phone call that saved"/page/18/

BREXIT!
BREXIT!
BREXIT!

Kinda regret voting brexit now, news is so boring

He's a socialist kike who needs to be ovened

Really nothing to be proud of mate

IT Girl now a Dead girl.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4204292/Socialite-Tara-Palmer-Tomkinson-dies-aged-45.html

>perhaps if we keep on pouring buckets of water into our boat it will stop filling with water

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>TRUMP DID THING

>THAT IS BAD

Just fuck my news cycle up senpai

No, seriously, who?

>socialite

For some reason this description really grates on me.

From quick scan of the old wiki page

>Palmer-Tomkinson received extensive publicity after her septum nasi collapsed due to her former £400-a-day addiction to cocaine
>Palmer-Tomkinson was arrested at Heathrow airport. This followed her reaction to being refused access to a first-class lounge.

I'll plead the "Enoch on the dock marchers" defence

RIP

was a fan

And yet Southern Rail is absolutely atrocious, third world levels of awfulness

Fucking hate piece of shit forced memes like that. I left this place over a month ago and Bog posting hadn't take off, made no sense, and was rightfully left to get pruned constantly. But I come back, and it's the next hot thing. Just proves that with enough autism you fags can make anything stick.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

she was worth a wank in the late 90s when on the Big Breakfast. even though she was flat chested, you could imagine her being a good ride

Looks like you learned nothing from Merkel.

That's precisely why he needs to win. I want to see the EU in flames and nationalism will be forged in it.

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I had a survey showing fetishes by political party (Lib Dems definately had "Sex with somebody transgender" for example) but despite searching and giving myself carpal-tunnel going through nearly every image I've got, I can't find it.

She really isn't putting any effort in is she.

Quick

Who's the current chancellor of Nazi Germany?

Rasheed has spoke out to the press saying he "Cant walk through his hometown of Luton anymore, because it's been overtaken by Muslims, and He (Rasheed) is the wrong type of Muslim".

Poor old guy

Does she have HIV?

She's also lost a load of weight in like 6 months

Saddest news to come out of racing since Shergar was stolen.

would fug

Don't fall for the Ahmadiyya meme, they shill for islam whilst also being persecuted horribly by them

Merkel flooded europe with syrian refugees, but this kike will flood europe with everyone who feels like coming to europe, there will be refugee rapes x100, the UK will take a small percentage but it will still be a huge number of mudslimes, we don't need anymore thank you

>t. Rothschild monkey

Allah Wills It! it is a trial of faith and resilience. He should pray to Allah and Allah will show him the Way.


i'm getting a bit tired of identifying street signs and shop fronts. fucks sake

Hmmm... You say Jamal fit the entire thing up there? I have to say I've tried it myself a few times and it's pretty massive. I would have never been able to fit it!

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She sounded like a bloke

Drugs can do that to you.

>When is Mogg becoming speaker lads?

No Mogg for you, Sunshine, the labour and tory parties have a long standing agreement that the speaker goes back and forth between them in turn. This means the next speaker will be Labour.

They've never had a black speaker before... pic related...

Underage/sheltered
Literally just means 'shallow tart who parties, drinks excessively and fucks various blokes but gets away with it by being rich'
Yeah I know the one you mean, someone will have it

I don't know whether he's worth the trade-off, he'd definitely frustrate the right-wing countries and populations of europe but he might just get away with it and cuck europe even more whilst still maintaining it

>tf voted for trump because of the wall and immigration

Is Labour in the U.K. more based than the Democrats? Or do I just fall for dumb populist rhetoric?

Abbott is too high up in Labour, it'll be Bryant

Are there any other Sup Forums brit/pol/acks out there?

Listening to Jess Phillips makes me want to die

Literal communists

lmao

>Brexit happens
>Father is planning to move to Spain
JUST

>'Pwime Minister... order... order...'

Things need to get worse before they get better.

Would you rather we slowly get blacked and people only realise when it's too late or would you rather have some leftist over-do it so much that countries embrace nationalism again and tear down the EU?

Merkel was an actual blessing. Britain wouldn't have left the EU if it wasn't for her.

me

Yes but only marginally

Democrats are so bad that they think deportations are racist

Quick Rundown on him:
>Gnomes of Zurich bow to Mr. Wilson
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>controls Britain with a majority of 96
>owns Gannex coats and pipes all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient Wilson bloodline
>will bankroll the first cities on Mercury (Whiteheat will be be the first city)
>controls the British crown
>owns basically every Open University research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Wilson Babies
>wrote all the Beatles songs
>said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Zimbabwean scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of warmth and unprecedented technological progress with them
>This is Wilson's white heat
>owns steel factories around the world
>You likely have Wilson-Steel in your house right now
>Wilson is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Permissive Society
>learned fluent French in under a week for the EEC referendum
>Sank Edward Heath's first Yacht off Gorey Castle
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Wilson. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Huyton
>Wilson is 101 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>Harold Wilson will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>He controls Hollywood so you should watch out for the release of these movies as it signals the end of humanity:
>4 Wins Tony
>The nightmares of Mr. Heath
>Restrictive Practices 2: Put aside harder
>Poundin' your pocket.
>Did you ask him that question?

It'll be Lindsey Hoyle, Tories will never vote for Bryant

kill yourself

WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADE!


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Christ, imagine her saying ordah in the same way she says Andrew in that Mao clip.

>only giving way to women

Just cuck my parliament up

>even Muslims are getting pissed off by all the Muslims

Really gets the noggin' joggin'

I don't believe that.

>impying you don't think comics are degenerate

If you voted for Trump yet align with Labour, the Greens and the SNP there is no contradiction, you're just a retard who doesn't understand politics.

Holy fuck brit/pol/ has gotten so fast now.

NOT COMFY

I'm occasionally partial to the odd furry comic

I've not bought the YTMND alt accounts meme until this faggot turned up literally parroting him

Labour in the UK died in 1979.
Some lingering elements are based, but the party has overall been taken over by Blairites (Think Bill-Clinton style democrats who hate the working class and adopted Reagan/Bush economics.)

I suppose for cultural reasons, they're better. The democrats are arguably closer to the Conservatives in many ways.

Will she turn to vote or pull another sicky?