Brit/pol/ - Today I Will Remind Them Edition

>Paul Nuttall's Nukip Vision
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/07/paul-nuttalls-nukip-vision-beer-swilling-is-an-image-of-the-past

>MPs promised 'Deal or No Deal' vote on final Brexit deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38895007

>Hitchens on the Anglo-Japanese Alliance, broken up by Americans
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/02/some-replies-to-correspondents-and-critics-japan-cressida-dick-and-cycling.html

>Paul Nuttall: A win in Stoke would top EU Elections
express.co.uk/news/politics/764281/

>Speaker John Bercow oversteps his authority and claims that Klblembfleplemlfskin shouldn't be allowed to address the Commons, as well as scrapping the tradition of wearing wigs
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38884604
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38882188

>Tories: "If you voted Leave to lower immigration you're in for a rude awakening - Cuts in immigration are not achievable"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-immigration-voters-eu-nationals-stephen-crabb-white-paper-a7562466.html

>Civil servants who leak national security secrets face up to 14 years in jail, in the first overhaul of the Official Secrets Act in a century due to "the growing threat from Russia"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/02/exclusive-spies-civil-servants-leak-secrets-face-14-years-jail/

>Muslim pupils outnumber Christian children in more than 30 church schools, including one CoE primary that has a 100% Muslim population
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/muslim-pupils-fill-the-pews-at-anglican-schools-gp2jzvslc

>Stoke Labour deny seeking an alliance with the Lib Dems to stop UKIP
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-paul-nuttall-collaboration-liberal-democrats-in-upcoming-stoke-on-trent-by-a7562506.html

>Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell proposes cap on energy prices
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38858225

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/107194414/#107200469
twitter.com/rosscolquhoun/status/829431361622654976
youtu.be/gMYNfQlf1H8?t=14
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Canada

>throws tea

THIGHS

Oh boy.

H E R T F O R D S H I R E

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CAN ONLY GET BETTER

Gross

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aww fuck my sides

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Settle down children.

Nice Blair meme

you gay mate

most of the SNP then

>>throws tea

Hows the D?

so are we finally leaving this union or what lads

homo

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Who /hadtendiesfortea/ here

Brexit got me into UK politics and I've got to say, they've been interesting.

I never was very into politics until these elections. Better than TV.

bongbros, is theresa may a jew?
honest question

>1 Tory agains't

what a nutter

Ken Cuck

So is Brexit happening or not?

How's the oil industry going lads? Still ready for #indyref2?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-38902204

It's a Long Way to Tipperary

Not as exciting as US politics though.

No

That's a solid maybe senpai

Article 50 just passed the Commons, the Lords just need to pass it now and it's highly unlikely that they'll block it

>We want out too!!
>Netherlands

Wrong

Staking your reputation on that?

Anybody watching Roots on BBC4? Should be fun to see them try and make wogs look more civilised than us.

She's gross too
those fake tits

Not just that in its entirety but my presence here

If we leave the EU properly under the Conservative Party - no single market, no paying the EU, full immigration controls and no adherence to EU law - Then I certainly won't be on Brit/pol/ anymore because it would be literally impossible to ever recover from being BTFO on such a scale, it would be a "There are no tanks in Iraq" moment times a hundred

It's not happening though

>can't tell the difference between gross gooks and normal women
Silly sausage

Yes.

I'm actually with you on this one desu. The girl I posted is fucking cute and looks warm and soft and inviting, but that one is over the top, plastic looking.

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Theresa May, STEP DOWN TODAY!

>Married mother, 39, admits having ‘striptease sex’ with a string of schoolboys under the age of 16

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Someone cap this.

Have we left the EU yet, lads?

I can't get turned on by this pic as the location its taken looks like somewhere I'd hate.

I'd say you're pretty safe. At least some of that stuff will probably apply.

You are African yourself, aren't you

>52/56 SNPs
>7/9 Lib Dems
>3/3 SDLPs
>3/3 Plaid Cymrus
>1/1 Greens

Which 4 edgelord SNP voters and 2 Lib Dem voters refused to vote?

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/106181344/#106182787
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/106206837/#106214486
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/107194414/#107200469

Don't act as if I've said it in a moment of madness

You've been BTFO into oblivion already m8

>there are runts itt who unironically support the govt telling them what plants they can smoke

REMINDER:

Sex before marriage is immoral, as is masturbation. All are sins of the flesh

Yes.
We have two legislative houses.
It just went through the first house and now it moves on to the second.

We are officially at the half way stage of triggering Article 50 to leave.

No. She's a secret nat soc.

Been offered a well-paid office job by some guy I know lads. Problem is, I wanted to join the navy. What do, lads?

Anonymongs keep saying that, funny isn't it

Take the well-paid office job what the hell is wrong with you

Is brexit canceled?

The thing is though that we'll end up staying in some shit like Euratom and then be subject to the ECJ on those cases and you'll go "HA TOLD YOU"

Mong

>I wanted to join the navy
Come out to your parents by buying a mac like a normal person.

NO YOU MORON

GAHD

IT JUST WENT THROUGH OUR VERSION OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND NOW IT MOVES ONTO OUR VERSION OF THE SENATE (which the public doesn't vote for. The House of Lords is unelected. Long story).

THEN THE QUEEN HAS TO SIGN THE BILL AND IT'S OFFICIAL.

THAT'S IT.

That amendment was voted down just before the third reading.

There was 12 no votes I believe. I wonder where the others are from

I know. I was saying I have confidence in you.

I just wanna be able to pick some up on the way to Greggs and not have to put effort in.

What is well-paid?

SNP MPs were whistling Ode To Joy while the rest of parliament votes to pass the Article 50 bill.

twitter.com/rosscolquhoun/status/829431361622654976

That's an amendment to force the government to do it, it doesn't mean the government can't seek it

>The Tories will never win a majority again
>We shouldn't let the people who are anti-EU have a vote on the EU, but leave it to Parliament which is always full of establishment types instead

Once a Jew Trot, always a Jew Trot

>wanting to fight for your country
Are you sane?

Teresa May really does look like she both hates giving head and is terrible at it. Imagine looking down and seeing those fucking lizard eyes....yeeeeesh she has no value as a woman.

Mohammed is the most common name in London. lulz either way you're still fucked

Fuck that, there's a fortune to be made

>tfw dragging the Scots out agains their will

Yes
YES
YEEES

Best thing on the BEEB 2bh

>Global
>Modern
>Memes

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>takes the piss on asians
>posts chav dye job

U WOT M8?!

2% of contracts that we do, contracts are in the thousands of pounds
>tfw just want to sail the seas and get called gay

Diana

>THEN THE QUEEN HAS TO SIGN THE BILL AND IT'S OFFICIAL.
What would you do if 'Er Maj refused to sign?

It's all a ruse, you'll see. She only said those things to stop the cuckolds autistically screeching long enough to get Article 50 railroaded. As soon as we're locked in, she'll go full nat soc.

We should elect a genuinely conservative government dedicated to leaving the European Union*

80th for Trump

>walk into thread
>see tripfags
>day ruined

Then we'll kill her like we killed Charles I.

To my knowledge a monarch hasn't refused to sign a bill since prior to the 1700s though, so I'm not too concerned.

Especially considering the fact the queen wanted to leave.

>wanting to sail the seas
>after the 16th, 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries

t. rodriguez 'american majority' miguel

>70% of the exports of the UK go to the EU
>10% of the exports of the EU go to the UK
>Uk wants to get out of the shared market
Find the mistake

4,500 since Wednesday, last week.

1,500 Taxied to EU on over the Weekend

IN JUST 1 WEEK.

Another 3 years to go ( it's not expected to end until end of 2020.

>YKTD 2015: Conservatives will lose the election

>YKTD 2016: The referendum won't happen
>Leave won't win
>There'll be a second referendum
>May will ask for a soft-brexit
>We'll still be part of the single market

>YKTD 2017: We won't leave properly, we'll get an intermediate deal
>Parliament will never ratify the hard Brexit deal
>Theresa May will never reduce immigration
>Theresa May surely won't go to war with Argentina!
>No, we're not making them a colony
>After Argentina, the backlash means May can never reestablish an empire
>We won't land a man on the moon
>May will never take us to mars!

And so on and so on

youtu.be/gMYNfQlf1H8?t=14

I was doing it ironically but I actually feel kinda unpleasant having it

I know 'Jakub' the 'Libertarian' IRL ask me anything.

>The thing is though that you'll end up being right and then you'll go "HA TOLD YOU"
Well yeah

Nobody believed that the Tories could win a majority you newfag cunt, you're making it up

>the Queen doesn't want her literal own sovereignty back

It's because we want more Indian and Pakistani immigrants instead of Poles and Germans. Hail the commonwealth or some shite like that.

% of the exports of the UK go to the EU
It's 44%

>It's commission based
Might as well work in a cafe for tips

That was the mistake!

Was it autism?