This guy comes up to you and says "Jew speeki spani?" What do you do?

This guy comes up to you and says "Jew speeki spani?" What do you do?

Hi mate, can I have chicken vindaloo, keema rice, keema naan, onion bhaji starter and a bottle of cobra.

Oh and can you bring over some popadoms.

Cheers lad.

pull a fake ICE badge and scare him off.

say yes and give him $20

act retarted and walk off confused

Si. Como puedo ayudarle?

order quarter pounder and medium fries

Pull down his pants and start sucking his dick

Yes, but I don't speak telenovela.

Good evening fellow madlad, I see your choice of cobra shows you're not LARP'ing, go 2 bottles you mad bastard

I run a brick and mortar business in a beaner state.

>"SOMEONE SPEEKI SPANISHHH?"
>"No hablo espanol"
>"SOMEBODY SPEEKI SPANISHHH?"
>"No"
>"OHH MY GOD NO ONE SPEEKI SPANISHH HERE DIOS MIO"

They think it's completely unbelievable that you don't speak their language. Ten years ago a beaner told me she couldn't find forms in Spanish at the DMV and that dey wuz wayciss. Oh how the times have changed since then.

Fucking this. Learn ENGLISH!!!! For fucks sake I used to live in Mexico for 6 months for reasons, and every store, every city, every person won't accommodate english. Literally learn the language to live. You can go to any other country and they demand you learn their language. But these entitled bastards will literally rather go to a different store or place if they don't speak spanish.

I tell the fucking shitskin to fuck off

Claro hermano, ¿en qué te puedo ayudar?

Tienes trabajo primo?

I hear this every day at my government job and although we in no way have to accommodate these subhuman wetbacks, we eventually hired two bilingual employees to deal with it, and those twats make more money than me because of that skill, despite me working longer than them.

Yeah but imagine having to deal with the savages.

Just tell him no and walk away. Who cares what this spic has to say in his gobbeldygook language?

No manches guey!
A huevo carnalito!
Que pedo cabron ?
hables ingles primo.. eschuca guey..

FUCK OFF

Si. Que pasa calabasa?

No lo se
>turn 360 and fart

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>Jew
"I don't know, go ask them"

En que puedo ayudarle, amigo?

>WHAT!?
>GET AWAY FROM ME REEEEE

Hablo espanol pero no tengo tiempo por los mestizos

Whenever they come up to me like that I just start speaking basic pseudo-slavic tongue, scares them off

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Recojo fresas en Palo Alto.

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why don't we see spics as the bigger threat that they actually are.
I always see mostly nigger hate but it's the spics that are they real problem in the long run.

Their birthrates are fucking outrageous compared to niggers. They don't believe in contraception so these filthy spic human garbage cans are constantly spitting out one filthy, ugly fucking beaner after another.

These brown little shits go on to fill up about 90% schools in the southwest, so when your white children go in to their first day of elementary school they don't see other white kids but hordes of dirty beaner trash filling up the classroom and playgrounds.

On an academic note, the claim that they are atleast smarter than niggers must be a running joke. Spics are some of the dumbest fucking "people" on the planet. Look at that fucking mongoloid in OP and tell me honestly if there is an intelligent thought swirling around in there somewhere.

These little beaner kids have retarded immigrant parents who fail at parenting because american culture and morals are alien to them so obviously they fail later in life. If they're not fortunate enough to land some manual labor job it's ok because they can just join a gang and terrorize their neighborhoods.

You may be thinking ""Thank god Trump is president now! He will surely rid us of all this spic trash.", well don't celebrate so fast. Most of these spic criminals are legally born citizens so they wont be deported. Instead they will be sent to spic summer camps called jail where they can hone their criminal abilities so when they get out they're not any better but usually come out worse criminals.
They should just be executed.

Yo guys are always hooting and hollering about niggers but it's the spics who have a bigger presence at the center of Americas problems.
And they're a growing problem. Like a tumor.
We need to figure out how we're gonna deal with this, because it wont go away on it's own.

go back where?

I'm with you man, I hate spics more than dindus, but I think dindus contribute most to crime.

If I had my way I'd pull a German National Socialist move and kick out everyone who immigrated here after the 1965 Act. That would be a great start. But since I can't have my way I can only hope that Trump's ban and deportation scenario is only the beginning of a process of mitigation that will allow this country to regain some of its original nature back.

Hopefully (and I mean that with a deeply saddened heart) all classes of whites in this country will feel an enormous burn and deep hatred and violence from these people soon so some hard lessons can be learned.

It is bound to happen sooner than later.

Oh man that was good I just audibly laughed on the train and now everyone is staring at me. Totally worth it.

I used to live in Japan and it was the same way unless you are in Tokyo, if you go into a place and don't speak Japanese you are fucked.

I gotta agree with you. How many times I have been behind some beaner on line to buy a train ticket and they can't even read their own fucking language. I remember one guy took 20 minutes pushing random buttons until something popped out. Not like I was in a rush, sometime I like watching others suffer.

>bean veneeto, como eesta gringo
>nah jk bud, white power

Si, hermano. ¿Tienes un cigarrillo?