/ptg/ President Trump General - Chief Sitting Vagina Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence swears in Ed Sec Devos 2/7/17
youtu.be/fOIHYBzUcGk
>VP Pence casts final vote on Ed Sec 2/7/17
youtu.be/0F3S4JNDCG4
>Pres Trump meets Sheriffs 2/7/17
youtu.be/NNxBMs8p1QE
>Pres Trump on ORly 2/6/17
youtu.be/rABNl-xkNe4
>Pres Trump @ MacDill AF Base 2/6/17
youtu.be/qodKceIkBYA
>Pres Trump Superb Owl interview 2/5/17
youtu.be/VVox2frrW64
>VP Pence @ Federalist Soc 2/4/17
youtu.be/n3S_MNcpvN8
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #2 2/3/17
youtu.be/cSew1jkb_40
>Pres Trump leaves for Winter WH 2/3/17
youtu.be/r6A9dwOfG-g
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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>awhoo

youtube.com/watch?v=1TTvV5PFT4U
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GET IN HERE SCOTT IS BTFOING THE DEMOCRATS

1/32nd INDIAN LIVES MATTER

GIVE ME A (YOU) FOR BASED BLACK MAN

Tim Scott reading his hate mail on the Senate floor

This is crazy

Based Republican Negro just lowered THE FUCKING BOOM on how racist the left is.

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Vote yes in this poll Sup Forums, the kraut hate's Trump and guns and we're trying to get him banned our general

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NBC News? Why aren't they SHUTTING IT DOWN?

AWOO

>A black man trolling the left

what a time to be alive

Is Sean Spicer an abnormal press secretary?

Checked!

What are some pol approved songs to listen to when the Sessions vote goes down

I really really fucking hate Democrats

Comfy Senator

awesome, maybe i'll make some OC with it later. Thanks

You

I'd like to jizz in her snatch if you know what I mean.

Please tell me what happened yesterday.
I need a.......
>quick rundown

I love this timeline

I'm at band practice. Please give me an inkling of what he's saying?

YOU

YOU OWN NOTHING!

AMERICA IS NOT YOURS

YOU DON'T OWN ANYTHING

twitter.com/cspan/status/829418821735874563

UH OH!!

LOOKS LIKE JEFF IS DONE FOR!

he's a lot sharper and more concise than Obama's. he doesn't waste time or bullshit. answers a question and then immediately moves on.

TRUMPY DRUMPFY SAT ON A WALL
TRUMPY DRUMPFY HAD A GREAT FALL
ALL THE Sup Forums RACIST CIS WHITE MEN
COULDN'T WIN TRUMPY THE ELECTION

He's probably the first one Sup Forums has ever paid attention to.

TRUMP FOR WORLD PRESIDENT

Trying to drop the partisan retardation for actual news for once? I'm shock.

DRUMPF BTFO

Shillcon 2 is in effect. Mods are really dead today

you sure you don't want a basic gestalt?

What is the madman doing

twitter.com/johnpodesta/status/791376797065699328

lol

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
GO
GO
GO
GO

Oh no, if he loses a twitter poll he can't be the attorney general!

Bots and liberals I swear.

Read comments in the press about what a house nigger he is after spending 10 minutes recounting his experiences as a black man in the south and where he came from. Tying it all into how Sessions isn't a racist and the Democrats are full of shit.

This is honestly the best speech by far of this whole thing.

He also pissed all over Elizabeth Warren.

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Vote yes in this poll Sup Forums, the kraut hate's Trump and guns and we're trying to get him banned form our general.

Also thanks to everyone who's voted here so far

I'd like to fill up her tail tube if your receiving what I'm sending.

And I, for one, would like to kiss her on the lips tenderly, grope her everywhere, and make vigorous love to her until sated, if you know what I mean.

>desire to b-gpost intensifies

Whats happening in France?

Need some power from Kek right now

Praise

...

Ok, ok, it looks like I need to actually watch it now.

>happenings

Nothing earth-shattering, but:

>Pence breaks tie to get DeVos in SOE.
>Senator Warren is shut up until after Sessions vote for impugning his character indirectly
>Cruz BTFO Sanders at healthcare debate, culminating in "More Cowbell" dank memes

A fun evening.

>Whats happening in France?

Explosion on the Metro. They're claiming electrical fire.

Sounds pretty based.

PARIS EXPLODED

What has happened in France now?

Goddamn that gif takes me back.

Here ya go

Infowars became redpilled

A black senator trolling the left

Spicer raping the fake news press daily

WHAT A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE

No, he slaps the press in the lips with BBC.

Based Republican Negro is pretty great. Our God Emperor needs to embrace this man and put him at the forefront.

youtube.com/watch?v=IgPtz7svaKk

Tony Snow was based.

ah of course, electrical fire, that sounds reasonable

ah the mythical "my opponent is white when i need him to be and latino otherwise" move

What is a difference between Latino and "Latino"?

>when the races divide themselves

Post it on plebbit. They've got the numbers

>Infowars BECAME redpilled

m8 they were always redpilled, you just tuned in now

This is the amerilard alt-rightist’s daily life
>be american 16 year old suburban big boy
>wake up
>struggle to get up because gravity is a bitch and all this voluminous body mass doesn’t help
>eventually succeed by rolling over SuperBigBoy TM XXXL king Size mattress
>go to bathroom
>pull down table cloth sized Fruit of the Loom underwear
>spend several minutes trying to find penis under generously rounded belly flaps
>finally locate the little pecker, not shaving my pubes was totally worth it
>shoot little trickles of orange-yellow piss because of horrible diet and water retention (because everyone knows water contains fluoride, which is bluepilled and for cucks)
>go to mirror, examine plump pizza face
>there are so many zits on my face it literally forms a pattern that matches the one on the Great Bear constellation
>pop of a few with my sausage fingers. I don’t want to look bad on the day I finally ask Stacey to go out with me so that I could redpill and impregnate her with 10 white offsprings
>step out of house, Poo in Loo mail man which smells like literal shit gives me a letter that says "eviction notice" to give to my single mom
>remember that Bernie was not elected and I am finally free of socialist opression from the government and the establishment
>yell "PRAISE KEK" at the top of my lungs
>neighbours stare
>fuckingnormies.jpeg
>get in mom’s car, ride shotgun because as a conservative I love guns because they’re redpilled and American, libtards btfo
>the suspension compresses the car forward under my weight, it now looks like a drag race car
>remember that drag racing is a redpilled sport invented by based americans
>start whispering national anthem as mommy drives, in a sense of patriotic pride

>blacks are starting to wake up to Latino Elitism

Better now than after the Democrats replaced all black voters with them.

he means the zimzam was white

>111
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Someone tell me what was Spicers best part today? Was it good? Anything notable?

He's right though, I was going to kill Treyvon Martin after listening to Lopez but Zimmerman beat me to it. someone has to stop that racist George Lopez.

what a strange debate that was

>7648 votes
I didn't know we had that many senators desu

How many bongs till the Sessions vote?

>Infowars
>Redpilled

suuuure, buddy. just give me those cringy clickbait articles

Goddamn I love my state. Gowdy, Scott. Fuck Grahamnesty though.

our guy?

We're not even at one hundred percent Trump yet. Just wait until that cabinet gets filled.

>read the replies on twitter
>same anti-trump people at the top again
>dolphin logo mcgee
How much do we think they are paid to slander the President in every tweet he makes?

How does one "get" NEET bux?

Asking for an amigo

Where are the mods right now?! The front page is filled with anti-Trump spam

>lebanon
Where even is this? The middle east or some shit?

Take O'Leary back. He's one of your leaves, tree.

Niggers burn shit few days in the row. Diversity is our strength.

Makes me want to move to SC to get out of this blue hell hole

I've never posted on reddit. I hate the layout, have no idea how the site works, I hate their upvoting system, I hate their user base, and I hate having to sign in for anything.

Someone else please do it.

"""white""" hispanic meme

nah they were pretty shit about 3 years ago.

MEME THE WORLD ELECTION INTO EXISTENCE
EVERY COUNTRY GETS A NUMBER OF ELECTORAL VOTES
CHYNA=CALIFORNIA

based republican negro

Thank you German bro.

>Being this new

Gotta admit no fucks were given until now.

Fuck off Christmas tree proxy.

Oh, wait, I know you. Yeah. . .I can't wait until your fucking H1B ass gets kicked out. Your little cushy job isn't going to be that way for long, is it?

niggers gonna nig

So you're admitting there will be a wall?

>Latinos are minorities when the Left wants them to feel bullied and want them to vote Democrat
>Latinos are white when they kill someone

I wonder who decides these things...

>mommy drops me off at Elijah King Washington High School
>a bunch of dirty spics in my class were playing varsity soccer outside, the paco midfielder shot the ball so hard it landed right on my face
>smellydumbbeanerscum.jpg
>one of them walks up to me and apologizes
>"sh-shore thing, we’re cool" (I am crying inside)
>shrug it off, remember that eventually Trump will deport their asses back to Taco country
>start thinking of ways of forming based right wing death squads to get my revenge on those taco niggers
>as I walk up the hallway feeling proud of my European heritage and my dignity restored, I notice Stacey at her locker wearing her qt cheerleader outfit
>nowismychance.gif
>suddenly, some dirty filthy nigger ape quarterback walks up to her and slaps her bottom
>"Ugh! Jamal! You’re embarrassing me!"
>she eventually laughs it off and kisses that subhuman on his big red monkey lips, unbelievable
>I even heard that dirty slutty coal burner whisper to her ape man "that loser user is still staring at me"
>I walk away to my class, holding back my tears, reminding myself that Hillary lost and we won
>letastyliberaltearsmeme.mp3

Best part was the fat negress that asked for 3 questions and claimed it as a right because black history month.

They are semites but not even clever like jews

Totally worthless people

>be type 2 neetlord: pale underweight autist
does this mean i'm not a true american

1 bong 30 bing I believe. Somewhere around that.