What are some things you like about the growing liberal nature of our culture?
For me, pic related. It's great that we've finally evolved past the idea that women should be skin and bones or "fit" to be attractive. Real women have meat on their bones and I love it.
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sodomy and homosex
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Go back to your contaiment board cumdumpster.
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I'm so sick of this ".jpg" meme. It's not funny, and it's completely unnecessary to tack it on to whatever you said. Your joke was already not funny without the addition of a filename at the end of it, what makes you think adding a filename extension at the end of it would actually change anything?
Now, Wikipedia says "A filename extension is an identifier specified as a suffix to the name of a computer file. The extension indicates a characteristic of the file contents or its intended use." I think we can all agree that a filename extension's intended use is not to serve as dressing to your salad of unfunny.
All in all, I'd have to say that this meme has run it's course and it's time for it to end. Nobody thinks it's funny, they just type it at the end of their already stale copypasta because they know they are not original and that they "content" they are bringing to the table is worthless. It's a mark of self hatred and shame. Shame at knowing that you will never be able to start your own meme.
Starting your own meme is not all it's cracked up to be though if I'm being honest with you. I've created quite a few of the more popular memes from back in the day, I won't bother mentioning them here though because you newfags wouldn't have been around to see them. Eventually you either outgrow the meme, or the meme outgrows you. Stop trying to meme when you know perfectly well that you aren't able to meme with the big kahunas. It only ends in pain.
I guess what I'm trying to say is I know you're hurting, but it's going to be okay.
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we're seizing the the memes of production
EDUCATE YOURSELF:
ABC's of Socialism: s3.jacobinmag.com
Introduction to Marxism by Professor Richard D. Wolff: youtube.com
Selections of Left-wing Literature:
Anarchist:
theanarchistlibrary.org
Fellatio Techniques For Prepping The Bull
madamenoire.com
Libertarian:
Mikhail Bakunin - God and the State (short read)
Thomas Paine - Agrarian Justice
Noam Chomsky - Notes on Anarchism
Anton Pannekoek - Worker's Councils
Marxist-Leninist:
marxists.org
marxists.org
marxists.org
marxists.org
Let's keep it civil comrades
Reported.
Step one consists of making contact with the entity. You must first know your potential lover before you can begin the game of seduction.
Usually this can be achieved via the regular channels of ghost communication, such as ouija board, seance, and ritual sacrifice.
Step two begins the courtship phase of the sexual encounter.
This usually takes place over the course of a couple days to a couple weeks.
In ghost culture it is considered rude to be exceptionally randy or lewd. Keep in mind that fucking a ghost is not like fucking one of your culdesac trollops. No, a ghost is a cultured and refined partner, interested in having their minds stimulated just as much as their no-no zone.
It is traditional to wear a courtship hat when trying to bugger a ghost. This could be an olde tyme ship captain's hat, a bowler, or perhaps a yamakah if you're trying to fuck a JAG (Jewish American Ghost). (note to fedora wearers: a trillby will not due, all ghosts are trained to know the difference, don't even try it.)
Games of chess are one of the preferred methods of this user. They allow you to conquer them in one of the most sexually energizing forms of entertainment known to man.
against the rules to announce reports
Nothing. Im suicidal because I cant take the degeneracy any more. I can't breath.
Step three begins the formal relationship request.
A ghost will not wildly swing in and out of relationships like a sinful college whore. They will only enter into a relationship with a partner who is not only fair in face, but in mind.
They require that you get down on one knee and propose that you begin the process of dating. This user's favorite way to go about this is to spend about an hour upon his knee, quoting from Moby Dick to allude to the potential fuckee that they are akin to the white whale he has been hunting for his entire life.
The ghost must then be given two weeks to consider the request, during which there should be no attempts to contact the ghost as it is considered rude in ghost culture to do so.
Step four is the initial dating phase.
The ghost will require that you demonstrate your knowledge of culture and finery during this period.
You will be required to go out in public with the ghost you wish to put your penis inside of, so be prepared for that. You will be required to purchase them a seat at the opera even though they can just float and are invisible.
It seems like a lot of work, but ghost holes are best holes.
Against the rules to spam, dumbass.
Step five involves the consummation of the relationship.
Now I know what you're thinking; "but user, you said this was a seven step program, how can I be fucking a slippery ghost hole on step five already?"
Well consummating a relationship means something else entirely, at least in ghost culture. The word means to finalize or complete something.
When you are ready to move beyond the initial dating phase of the relationship you must submit a formal request to the ghost just as with starting the last phase. Once again you will be required to wait the full two weeks for them to decide. This will be harder than last time as you are just that much closer, but take solace in the fact that patience will net you some sweet, slippery ghost holes.
This user's favorite way to consummate the relationship is to mime ritually circumcising myself and presenting the neck skin of a chicken to my potential lover as a sort of effigy. This show of elegant and subtle devotion to the potential fuckee will signal that you do indeed have the grace and refinement to plow their holes.
Easy pussy
not spamming, this is what i like about liberal life. fucking ghosts. Then I will tell you many other things I like about it too as that is the purpose of this thread
Step six will have you trembling with anticipation for it is the extended foreplay step.
Ghosts like to engage in week long sessions of foreplay. This may actually sound exciting, and it is. But only too those with a towering intellect, for ghost foreplay is an exercise in the mind.
You will be returning to your games of chess, but it is not advisable to only play chess during this period. Other forms of intellectual smut must be mixed in.
This user often chooses to partake in games of trivia about author's who's works contain suitably intellectual subject matter, such as Neil Degrasse Tyson or James Joyce.
shaved pussies
>Fellatio Techniques For Prepping The Bull
My sides
Step seven is the moment you have been waiting all these months for.
All of your work has finally paid off user, you will now be getting those slippery ghost holes you wanted. But before you plow that ghost, remember that a man who is refined as yourself does not simply plow his ghost on a pile of trashbags like an ape. No, he must be a sensual lover if he truly wishes to please the ghost. This should come naturally to someone of such a large intellect, as it is common knowledge (at least among those who are intelligent enough to read scientific journals) that those with a higher IQ make better lovers.
I don't mind a little THICC, but that bitch is pure ugly, OP.
Okay. You want my confession? Here it is. Yes, I go on Sup Forums. Wanna know why? I first started going on Sup Forums in Grade 8 after I got my head put through a wall by this arrogant fuck. I had no friends, I had no social contact whatsoever. Sup Forums filled the void that being able to go an entire day without opening my mouth once had left in my brain. Reddit didn't exist at the time. On Sup Forums I developed an interest in Sup Forums, /sci/, /r9k/,/k/,/new/ and recently /lgbt/. I'm glad that you feel so secure and loved . I'm glad that you're part of a community like Sup Forums where everyone is so well adjusted you don't ever feel the need to call someone a stupid degenerate fucking goy because they're being a total fucking retard. I'm glad that you're so fucking well adjusted that you don't feel the need to jump in and call that guy a cunt and a nigger and everything else you can think up. So I'm sorry I go on Sup Forums. I'm sorry if that offends you. I wish I didn't have to. I wish communities like this wouldn't throw people like me out because we're not nice enough and not civil enough. I'm sorry every second word out of my mouth is nigger and every third one is faggot. I'm sorry that the only people on the internet who want to talk to me are racists, kikes and losers. But I'm also sorry that you'll never be exposed to a community that's violent, acerbic and barbed and you'll never grow a skin thick enough to matter. I'm sorry that you'll never come to the realisation that ignoring things doesn't make them go away. I'm especially sorry that you'll never have the discussion that I did with a man who, despite being a convicted gay basher, has a wife and three kids that he loves very much that made me realise that as much as I disagree with him, and as strongly as I disagree with him, he's still a person who has his viewpoint for a reason and I need to engage with him regardless of his background or mine.
Agreed, fuck of back to your hole OP
her tits alone would be worth the price of a few drinks.
Thickness, of course.
"Health nut" stuff always struck me as disguised Nanny-State shit.
This is a metaphor for what I like about liberal life:
>Be me, chimp
>tfw 3'4 beta chimplet
>Born and raised in zoo enclosure
>One day finished daily task of hitting tire swing with stick and smearing it with feces
>Perform this ritual every day so the Gods may reward our offering with chimp snax.
>See my lifetime crush Chimpette swinging over on a vine
>autism.exe
>have to say something
>"H-how's it h-hanging?"
>she giggles "you're so cute Chimpanon."
>Suddenly out of nowhere Chimpad comes and immediately starts fucking the shit out Chimpette right in front of me
>mfw she's enjoying it
>"When you're the alpha chimp they let you do it."
>He beats the shit out of me afterwards to assert dominance
>No place in chimpciety: can't escape because zoo enclosure is the only reference point I have, and therefore can't conceive of anything else, can't get qt Chimpettes cuz Chimpad's biological dominance, stuck with dead end job smearing feces on the tire swing.
>Fall into deep chimpression.
>Start questioning reality because no other option, thinking it's rigged against me.
>See the hairless Gods atop their terrace, pointing at me, but can't understand what they are saying.
>Keep listening and watching and eventually learn some of their symbols and words
>Interpret what they are saying and realize all my chimp life I've been imprisoned, and the Gods are not gods, nothing but hairless chimps.
>Tell all the other chimps
>They don't believe me, so Chimpad stomps on my head
>"Lmao bro you're crazy man."
>Stuck in between the chimps and (((they))), but completely alone
>Go insane
>Chimpout
>Break shit, throw shit, and attack the zookeeper. when he comes in to "feed" us
>Insane chimp strength lets me rip off his face
>Other chimps watching
>Humans are screaming
>Get shot
>Die
>Other chimps don't really care because already excluded from hierarchy
>Everything goes back to normal
I like the taste of pussy and the way it feels squeezing muh dik
I also like liberal society because I can make posts like this:
Why is this board such a crybaby reddit zone for underaged newfags who need to KYS?
I mean seriously it's 2016 and this board is still the equivalent of a tumblr no-trump-safespace for feminists. What do we need another Gamergate or something?
I like how you triggered SJWs feel the need to scream "muh Sup Forums" and "muh site invasion". It's like you phone posters don't realize that this is not a Weeb site. We do not need a manga board and all the NEETs pushing for Loli boards need to take a break from this site.
In fact over 30 of the boards on this site are non-weeb boards, kinda BTFO's all the Gookmoot supporters if you ask me. I think it's time to stop shit posting. In addition I think that the mods should resticky the swimming dogs post.
Frogposters are not cancer, but anime posters are. It's fine if you wanna sperg out and delete Sup Forums but there are a bunch of us here who just want to discuss Reddit and Sup Forums in a meta fashion.
Stop trying to enforce GR15; it's literally a meme. A bunch of you newfags memed hatred for ponies into existence and now all you do is cry about it like a bunch of autistic normies. Get over yourselves.
I'm also really sick of all this anonfagging that you shills keep doing. Use a name and stop trying to bring back Chanology. Guy Fawkes is a meme, and not the good kind. It's like all you normies just want to post memes on the secret club so you come to /qa/ for "ebin gets" and Bane posting.
All in all, this board is more or less just an echo chamber for tripfags to LARP. I can't wait for this /qa/ meme to be over.
You're really using your gold membership to spam photoshopped gore and copypasta? Pathetic.
>implying I have gold
Let me just give you a quick rundown on what the left stand for:
LEFT GENERAL
we're seizing the the memes of production
EDUCATE YOURSELF:
ABC's of Socialism: s3.jacobinmag.com
Introduction to Marxism by Professor Richard D. Wolff: youtube.com
Selections of Left-wing Literature:
Anarchist:
theanarchistlibrary.org
Fellatio Techniques For Prepping The Bull
madamenoire.com
Libertarian:
Mikhail Bakunin - God and the State (short read)
Thomas Paine - Agrarian Justice
Noam Chomsky - Notes on Anarchism
Anton Pannekoek - Worker's Councils
Marxist-Leninist:
marxists.org
marxists.org
marxists.org
marxists.org
Let's keep it civil comrades
>Western culture
>Posts a product of nigger culture
yeah but this is how you'd feel if you were a chimp (plz sage if reply)
>Be me, chimp
>tfw 3'4 beta chimplet
>Born and raised in zoo enclosure
>One day finished daily task of hitting tire swing with stick and smearing it with feces
>Perform this ritual every day so the Gods may reward our offering with chimp snax.
>See my lifetime crush Chimpette swinging over on a vine
>autism.exe
>have to say something
>"H-how's it h-hanging?"
>she giggles "you're so cute Chimpanon."
>Suddenly out of nowhere Chimpad comes and immediately starts fucking the shit out Chimpette right in front of me
>mfw she's enjoying it
>"When you're the alpha chimp they let you do it."
>He beats the shit out of me afterwards to assert dominance
>No place in chimpciety: can't escape because zoo enclosure is the only reference point I have, and therefore can't conceive of anything else, can't get qt Chimpettes cuz Chimpad's biological dominance, stuck with dead end job smearing feces on the tire swing.
>Fall into deep chimpression.
>Start questioning reality because no other option, thinking it's rigged against me.
>See the hairless Gods atop their terrace, pointing at me, but can't understand what they are saying.
>Keep listening and watching and eventually learn some of their symbols and words
>Interpret what they are saying and realize all my chimp life I've been imprisoned, and the Gods are not gods, nothing but hairless chimps.
>Tell all the other chimps
>They don't believe me, so Chimpad stomps on my head
>"Lmao bro you're crazy man."
>Stuck in between the chimps and (((they))), but completely alone
>Go insane
>Chimpout
>Break shit, throw shit, and attack the zookeeper. when he comes in to "feed" us
>Insane chimp strength lets me rip off his face
>Other chimps watching
>Humans are screaming
>Get shot
>Die
>Other chimps don't really care because already excluded from hierarchy
>Everything goes back to normal
>Real women have meat on their bones.
That's what "fit" women have.
Those women have fat, not meat. If you like lards, that's on you, bud.