YOU HAVE EXACTLY TEN SECONDS TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE WHITE

YOU HAVE EXACTLY TEN SECONDS TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE WHITE.

I have blonde hair and blue eyes

I have only one dad and he's been there since I was born.

I'm not white. I'm English.

i can drink multiple litres of milk at a time

I say nigger, not nigga

I have to go to work in the morning.

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My parents are still happily married.
I don't do drugs. I don't even smoke.

M8L8TH is my favorite band.

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My ancestors owned slaves

i'm from Argentina

I get sunburned in less than 15 minutes.

I don't have a criminal record

Well, you see my white amigo. I'm from Argentina.

Hang on I'm just making a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich.

Southern, conservative, father around all my life, Christian, pale skin, confirmed strong German heritage from both sides of the family

Immigrated from the Netherlands last generation can track both sides of my family back 700+ years
We're white.

So did mine, and im not white.

My great grandparents were from Italy

I don't live in London.

I drink whole milk.

I can drink milk without getting diarrhea

You're also in Chile

I come from Argentina

I have a job

I have a father, am over the height of 6' and do not have brown/black eyes.

I hate black people

My family bought me a house.

Jesus christ dude switch to vanguard and save yourself a couple hundred k

I was denied food stamps.

I'm getting cucked right now and I prepped him good

I pay taxes.

muh dick is bigger than your head

I'm not white, I'm Australian.
No one should identify more with race than country.

Irish, Swiss and Norwegian blood I have - now, fuck you

AHHHHHH I have 2 jobs?

I don't see race. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because I like The Colbert Report.

I sometimes get to watch my wife have sex.

digits say I'm white.

I work full time and go to college.

>posting racist symbol of white supremacy

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Been handcuffed 3 times. never charged with a crime.

According to Sup Forums this is white

I can spell

nice trips

skeletal structure and rapping skills, NEXT

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It is globally accepted to hate me for the color of my skin

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>this is a 10/10 in America

I have hobbies.

I am not
Me mum is from paraguay
I am LITERALLY a walking meme

I can do GOMAD just fine.

Never been arrested

I'm not white. I know my place.

>No one should identify more with race than country.

All of America.

Those two might be 1/8th black or something, to be fair.

My IQ is above 145

Would a non-white person have this gif?
Don't think so...homies

I don't play the race card

i have light brown hair and green eyes with 98% european dna

underrated

Am i white Sup Forums?

Can you drink milk?

I have a good relationship with my father.

I bought a computer

Fuck you nigger

>Bought a computer
So you're a nigger?

I live with my parents

Are soulless gingers white?

Nigger spotted.

As for me, I go through a gallon of milk a week.

I enjoy the novels of Anthony Trollope.

Show me one (1) black person who reads Trollope, an academic, anyone.

I know my dad

I'm allergic to watermelon.

Are you cute?

bought not stole

Hmmm....

I'm not, I'm a mixed mongrel who's 1/32 native

i drink milk from the bottle and i have a milf fetish

It's not milk coming out the end of your dogs cock, mate

I enjoy classical music.

I'm 1/2 German, 1/4 Irish, and 1/4 Ashkenazi.

>Bought not stole
Even the 11 year old nigger built his own computer

I just got in from work

Both of my parents raised me in a stable, loving home and are married still to this day.

I paid taxes all last year and I am receiving a refund soon.

I hate basketball and love hockey.

I worry that the grass on my front lawn might be too high. I also like Blink 182.

I know my dad

its milk thats comes out your mums titty though

she into that kinky breastfeeding shit

i came to post this

I have never stolen anything other than music and TV shows

I own my own house, have a rewarding career, and have no aspirations of leaving or beating my wife.

>can't do both

Digits confirm, guess honey nut cheerios are just good with anything.

Nogs can't into milfs?
t.cowtit milf fetish masterrace

I have a job and have never committed a crime. Also, I keep dogs as pets instead of eating them.

You stole those trips from someone

i know my father

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