Tfw an-cap

>tfw an-cap
Holy shit this feel is amazing. Why aren't you an anarcho-capitalist yet?

>this feel is amazing

not really, cant work because muh taxes

I don't know man, it always felt a bit extreme to me.

roads

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AnCap is inherently bad because it would undermine the wealth and power of corporations. I think it would be much better. Instead of abolishing the state we must simply turn it over to the creative minds of the private sector.

that's how it is

if there were no roads... could the refugees have invaded europe?
no, I don't think so

heii

not need where going

>me not being productive is a gun in my head
ok

Why is it so hard for people to understand private roads?

I'm sure being figuratively retard does alleviate much of the stress of life, yes

see pic
boats, spic.

Retarded* sorta takes the sting outta that one making mistakes

Go to ES in here while you still can.

There's your retarded ancap paradise, police went on strike... and warlords took over, which about as much violence as you'd expect.

I've donated semen so that pic comes late

>being unironically ancap
Ancap ball thread.

> Work or starve

Will this meme ever go away? I can't believe these children can't count logic past step 2, it's fucking embarrassing to belong to the same species as these wastes of consciousness.

what kind of off-road vehicle should I buy?

I currently have a sissy hyundai

cause not 16-17 like you op

dat feel when im actually ancap and i actually believe in work or starve

huuj

>me
>producing offspring

Personally I think you should have a family helicopter, probably two jet packs & that way you can save for a town connected teleporter once you've gotten a mortgage.

not risking it

Sheep shagging nigger.

Whatever you say.

When I realized that ancap is just a step to monarchism, same as fascism just following another road.

Here it's all toll roads, fucking hates it.

DEATH TO ANCAP.

YOU FOOL
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>incompetent, corrupt government breaking down is somehow ancaps fault
Anarchy doesn't mean no laws. You still get punished for being violent. Arguably more effectively.

I dont have enough land, firepower or capital to take the land needed to be self sufficient.

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Because heroin and extreme pornography.

wow I'm a UBIcorn right now

>Why aren't you an anarcho-capitalist yet?
Because AnCaps are snide assholes. They are like libtards. Wont debate without talking shit.

>being libertarian at all
The people are idiotic and barbaric, they need authoritarian rules to keep them in line and a strong leader to inspire them.

>anarcho-capitalist
Are you stupid or something?

you spelled "immunity" wrong you nigger

Ancap would most likely be city states with local management. It wouldn't look much different than classical liberalism.

>people are idiotic so let's put idiots in charge
Entry level idiocy.

Not everyone is idiotic, just the majority. If we put someone who isn't a complete idiot in charge, say someone like Adolf Hitler for example, things could be great.

> be libertarian
> contribute to "the movement"
> realize at some point that everyone I meet is an unemployed loser making podcasts for fractions of a fraction of a bitcoin while their wives go out and work jobs that their husbands consider to be sell-out normie wage slavery
> eventually they fight and split up and they're sleeping on random couches and begging for weed on reddit for their services to "the movement"

Ancaps like to imagine they're fucking Peter Thiel or something, in reality they're your retarded friend Dave that never really grew out of high school.

>your government took all your guns
>ancap society
Stupid baboon.

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> Strong leader

The most destructive concept in the entirety of human history its idolizing your masters & putting them on a pedestal higher than even pussy, to the point where millions die for these psychopaths & people suffer the consequences of their policies for generations.

Dumber than communism. Let monopolize everything! Even roads! Gotta pay if you wanna drive on it!

Don't worry. It's an-cap! Just build your own road, right?

Idiot.

I would rather have my piece of rural land off the grid and farm and sell my products. Ill have an electric fence and sensors around the perimeter and shoot anyone conflicting with the interest of my business.

I think you just violated the NAP friend

>Adolf Hitler
>ruins nationalism for a century, invades Russia in winter, doesn't listen to his generals,....
>not an idiot
All the failures of authoritarianism and people still refuse to learn. Decentralization is better.

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9/10 Ancaps I know in Straya have jobs, 9/10 self-described lefties I know are still in Univ, living with their parents, sharing with friends and working part time in the public sector.

Wtf is wrong with your country? Are they all wannabe Kokesh's trying to go innawoods with nothing?

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Hippity hoppity stay way from my property.

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>trucks
>treads
>implying practical
>implying efficient
>implying not slow as fuck

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This.
I'd say I'm ancap on an ideals level, in practice a lot of ancap views and does become somewhat harder to support.

Who needs roads when you can drive off-road 4x4 super trucks? You wouldn't know anything about that though, would you Sweden?

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i dont know if you heard, user. but uncle addie is dead

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This jokes are even funier for i´m a libertarian

>*violates your NAP*
>*appoints self "dictator for life"*
thanks user

:(

Nope. Forests are the majority population in Sweden... Forests don't drive super truck unfortunately.

#BirchLivesMatter

then save bitcoin like the rest of the ancaps

>McCruise Missile
10/10

man why do people redactio ad absurdum libertarianism to this level...
oh wait socialists are retarded I forgot.

>Anarchy doesn't mean no laws
Yeah, the laws of the warlords.

I mean, even the mob is actually punishing criminals here, like one where they beat him to death.

>Are they all wannabe Kokesh's trying to go innawoods with nothing?

That's it exactly, except they don't get disability for being insane like he does.

I've had about enough of you hitler-dick sucking pseudo-fascists on here. Give me one good reason why libertarianism/ancap won't just naturally let the cream of society / economy rise to the top over a few decades. Most of you posting here would likely be culled from the herd under a fascist leader. At least some libertarian would pay you for your boipussy or to water his weed plants for a few shekels a day. If you think a fascist leader will eliminate the scum of society from a community better than private armies and police forces hired by like-minded successful members of the community itself you are literally retarded. Either way I can't wait to see your kind euthanized after whatever social reset comes our way.

Tokens....
Hmm....
Money?

Well fuck you

>Let monopolize everything!
Anarcho-capitalism advocates the opposite of this.

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Because I want someone that protects my property.

This shitty chart isn't compatible with ancap.
For example, I am fine with people aborting as long as they do it in their own hellholes. I'm also fine with joining a community where abortion is punishable by death. But these options aren't considered in the quiz

Really activates my almonds.

>gotta pay to drive on it!
>what are taxes
Yes, Sven, keep giving away 60% of your hard earned income to the government so they can spend it on things that go against your interests, you statist cuck. How does it feel that Ahmed down the street is fucking your wife while you're at work to pay for his eleven children? Also, don't forget to do extra hours today, the Greek island Mr. Goldberg bought last week ain't gonna pay for itself.

this, except you'd get to choose who it is, and pay them accordingly. Now the police unions get to negotiate for whatever they want and only have to convince the majority of voters representatives that they are doing a halfway decent job.

Yeah, that's true. It's truly free trade. But true free trade would ultimately devolve into monopolies.

Dude, become a gold member of McDonald's and you'll have the protection of the McCruise Missile's, all you need then is to join the local militia & buy a firearm for conceal & carry. Maybe subcribe to a DRO or neighborhood watch app.

Maybe raise a few vicious dogs on your property or get a few proximity turrets, you could probably make one as a family project off some youtube guides.

Yeah. The political system in Sweden is filled with pussies who don't dare face the actual problems that face us. All they care abotu is diversity and feminism... All of them are cucks.

That being said. An-cap is retarded.

It would, for a period of time... but once states and municipalities stop giving incentives and tax breaks to wal mart and cabelas for bringing jobs into their communities, and lobbyists and politicians stop fucking with trade unions and business regulations, you'd see a lot more smaller, specialized outfits competing in those marketplaces.

Since I can't afford to hire mercenaries to protect my property I would rather everyone pay taxes so we can have police.

> Roads
> Already have toll roads
> Already get free parking when shopping
> Could have a free daily road token anytime you go to the shops/work, everyone else either has to pay or walk/cycle like a pedestrian
> That way all cunts using roads productively are rewarded
> Still get to use it for leisure

Soo many options, too many to choose from. I can't wait to see stagnant road technology replaced just like Uber replaced cabs, just imagine the possibilities.

Fine with me, it will take less than a generation for the mcdonalds' to die off naturally after healthcare is deregulated, and as long as the turret guns don't shoot outside your property line, it will just be taking are of a few more of society's worst examples.

Ancaps don't get anything done. Sure voluntarism is a perfect philosophy. What are you doing to make it a reality?

>immunity cat has no power here

you tricky bastard

the point is you would be able to afford mercenaries once the police-monopoly is eliminated.

I only go to work 2 days a week and i still haven't gotten fired. If I do, fuck it, I'll find something else. Seems pretty voluntaristic to me.

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Minarchist pig

> McDonald's would die off
True & you could implement goal line technology in your neighborhood & download an app that shows different coloured zones for people's property & turret settings, some communal grey zones where anyone could go without fear of trespass. Maybe even some ID tags for convicted communists so the corporate public pathways/roads know who to keep out or they can stick to the designated red pathways for lefties/parasites to be ostracized.

No I wouldn't. Let's say it takes a staff of at least one mercenary to guard my shit. I have to pay him a full-time salary to look after my stuff while I'm at work, and if he's reputable he's not going to rip me off I will need to pay for a good mercenary. I have to pay for his living expenses so he can afford a home, food, and medical expenses for himself and potentially his family.

And who guards the mercenary's home while he is away? Hopefully you see the inherent problem here the farther down the ladder we go. And if the mercenary screws up and I still get robbed, there are no courts and no law enforcement so that I can get justice from the burglar.

I'd throw in a couple bucks for that

What the hell are you on about? I'm talking about changing people's minds or taking political action to reach your ends. Not showing up to work? That won't do shit.

If we're talking an-cap then those tax breaks and incentives don't exist in the first place. Neither do restrictions on what companies can do to the people, as well as what companies can do to each other. This fierce competition would devolve into a few ultra-companies. This is because once one of those companies reaches "critical mass", they are untouchable within their field, and will eclipse every other competitor that attempt to rival them in that field. Soon, because they have the money to spend, they will branch out, and eclipse other companies... And so on.

Anarchism is gernderfluid agekind and same-sex interracial public 10-year-old threesomes.
No thanks, keep all this freedom of expression to yourself.