Why Aren't We Colonizing Haiti?

They have no military to speak of and the government is very weak. Niggers have absolutely squandered what could be a beautiful and productive country; what's to stop a couple hundred white families from buying some land and building a colony?

Everything there is niggerfied so its useless

>what's to stop a couple hundred white families from buying some land and building a colony?

the local fauna

But aren't most of the niggers packed into the capital? Surely a small militia of 20 men with American rifles could hold off whatever ragtag negroes try to disrupt the colony. The only problem would be if the government decides they don't like whitey improving the land and mobilize whatever militarty forces they have

Have you learned nothing? Non-whites are never grateful for whites bestowing civilization on them. Those white families would be raped and killed overnight.

The liberal international community would label you white racist cokonists trying to steal land frim the poor black people

So bring guns? Shoot back? What are they gonna do, send in the nigger navy against us?

French tried.

Haiti was the jewel of Caribeens. But nigga were so numerous they outnumbered the French settlers and slaughter them. There was a war and finally French government accept the independance for a tremendous amout of money;

150 years later, the Americans came, and saw the Civilization in Haiti exists only on paper. They build lots of things. 30 years later it was a shithole.

It's a hopeless land. Even if you bring white families, how to protect them ? There are litterally billions of nigga who want to rape and steal them.

There are so much nigs and they breed so fast that it would ruin your economy if you keep producing the bullets.

This.

Eventually America would raid the compound live on CNN and kill the evil colonizers.

Arm and form private defense squads the way south african farmers did before the SA government shut it down. Haiti lacks the military equipment needed to put down something like that because they haven't had a proper army since the frogs left.

guess what kind of people starve when surrounded by fish

They would just go to the U.N. and have the US raid the compound, no different than they do in other brown third world countries.

What if it's done Texas style? Rather than attempt to infiltrate and subvert the Haitian government, we just set up parallel institutions until we form the majority in a decently sized territory and declare independence?

Been there 3 times. Missions. Too crowded in some parts, very difficult to travel to others. Like 1 major road. The mountains are barren. There are no trees. Property laws are strict. It would have to be a hostile takeover.

>send in the nigger navy against us?

well yeah, they will send US army to liberate that island from big bad white guy

We're fucking white men m8, plant trees and build roads.

My ancestors pacified a continent. My grandfather helped put us on the moon and explore the stars. Why aren't you thinking big?

And if we maintain our American citizenship? Bad optics to be slaughtering expat citizens.

No it wouldn't.

> American government kills evil white male colonizers of poor black island-nation Haiti

>The mountains are barren.
Do locals venture into the mountains?

The Hatians would wreck the fuck outta you guys.. I wager most Sup Forumstards couldn't colonize their own fucking bathtub.

the white colony will get enriched just like Rhodesia/Zimbabwe

but it would be awesome to document the rise and fall of such a colony.
>whites arrive
>build colony
>quality of life improves
>blacks arrive
>usurp colony
>everything goes to shit
i'd love to see the excuses they come up with