I SWEAR TO FUCKING KEK IF SESSIONS SINKS THE PIZZA BOAT ON NATIONAL PIZZA DAY I WILL LOSE MY SHIT

National Pizza Pie Day Thursday, February 9 2017 in United States of America

Me too OP

mfw nothing happens

finally this bullshit will die down.

something will happen but it's just gonna be the same bullshit that happens with republican AG

>more incarcerations from drugs and other petty shit
>pulling obscure laws to gouge anybody they can

it's how they offset high interest rates

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this

Pizza Gate is fucking stupid

2/9?

2+9=11

Illuminati confirmed

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Why is Mr. Sessions so comfy?

Um you dont indict scores of top ranking politicians on the most serious of criminal charges after youve been Atorney General for 6 hours. Are you retarded or what?

sage for OP bein 14

The pizza place might have been bogus. I didn't follow very closely desu.
But there's got to be some sort of pedo ring. That's the only thing that can explain the code talk. Unless they were just pretending for some reason.

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>Um you dont indict scores of top ranking politicians on the most serious of criminal charges after youve been Atorney General for 6 hours.
Well, not with THAT attitude.

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So you let them operate in high levels of government and rape kids at will like the previous speaker of the house.
Not in Trumps America.

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>find guilty 100's of pollies for pederasty
>build giant new prison
>cameras everywhere
>livefeed them eating each other
>prison pays for itself.

pls kek make it real

What..... the...... fuck....

kek wills it

Just look at this guy. Can you seriously tell me he has a racist bone in his body?

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Why not? Trump already achieved more in his first day than Obama did in 8 years. And he did it the only way he knew how, like a mad man.

I love how we went from Loretta "White Guilt" Lynch to Sessions.

Best timeline.

Screenshotting this for a future "thats where you're wrong kiddo"

Has Sessions alluded to anything Pizzagate related or are you guys just LARPing?

Mr. Sessions is going to be a busy man. I hope he let's us help.

>Pizza Gate is fucking stupid

Get used to it, because like nanothermite and controlled demolition, it will never go away.

>just for pretendsies
>federal government

That will be a good one if it happens

Yeah. Maybe it was their pedo characters they like doing when they're just joking around together.

>Found the apologist libfuck

Wow user, I guess anyone with a (D) next to their name is just immune to all laws so long as they have a fucking (D) next to their name.

And people wonder why this nation has turned into complete shit.

Oh Lord, Sweet Jesus, please let this happen. I have never wanted something as bad as this.

i dont trust a baby faced man without a beard.

Guys...Is Kek unironically real?

I'm starting to feel weird about this.

wow it's fucking nothing

Yes. it's all real.

Stop your bitch ass LARPing faggots

its nothing but overhyped gets desu
>but then again gets have been true...

Let's Roll!!!!

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Why is there a day for this, would be meme magic though

Literally nothing

Screenshotting this for the future "see this guy knew how wrong the other guy was"

Shadilay mother fuckers, let's make this happen.

Hell ya, looks like my 15 year old little nephew. He would skin a nigger alive. But damn if he can't shoot a fucking compound bow.

>the US has a national pizza day
Your country is a fucking meme.

I will gain 10 lbs in one day from the amount of pizza I will consume if it happens. I think you faggots are getting hyped for disappointment.

Your country has never won anything. Even lost to fucking big birds.

i'll believe it when is see it.

sessions sounds like a massive faggot.

if digits pizzagate exposed on valentines day

We have won every war that you have won in the past century dummy. Australia has fought in every War the US has for the past 100 years.

>Even lost to fucking big birds.
>2500+ enemy casualties
>0 friendly casualties
>""""""""""lost""""""""""
lol righto

Hello John.

Kek wills it

Kek has seen you, but he does not cast his intent upon you.

Um you dont ban 7 of 47 islamic majority nations after youve been President General for less than a month? Are you retarded or what?

sage for OP bein 14

Something about this image brings back memories of flipping through my granddad's old yearbooks. Goddamn we're in goodhands.

waiting...

Put your finger in your ass and taste it

Or better yet buy a bottle of advil and take all of them at once

We must meme to appease kek

The memes serve as offering to kek

2+9=11 is the sign of will

Moloch shall not prevail

I am not robot

>Pizza Gate is fucking stupid

did you watch the PBS Frontline where they explained that the American people voted for Trump because he promised he would hold politicians accountable

Sessions needs to act and people high up the food chain will have to be made example or the public will lose it and grab pitchforks

Well, we are in the best timeline, so I think it just might happen.

Trump already Baneposted.

A robot would say, "I am not robot."

im going to have pizza for lunch tomorrow.
praise kek.

>tfw bummed some pizza before getting online and reading this

Niggas I don't wanna say meme magic, but

t. Pedosta

The long arm of the law is coming for you, pedos.

And it's bringing a tall tree and a short rope with it.

4U

Daily reminder that Trump is one of the pedophile cannibals, and that the "elite" are psy oping you into a false sense of sated blood lust.

What you should be doing is killing every single one of them, down to the last child. All forms of authority, all forms of power.

Then we live in a new golden age.

Nah. Some LARPer fag is not the gatekeeper for Pizzagate happeningess.

t. interdimensional vampire

wheres the evidence for that
how about you go fuck yourself, leaf

gaaay

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plz edit that pepe to say memetos and gibs 2 me. Also, me, im finna drop a red baron deluxe supreme in the jewven

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KEK WILLS A MASS PEDO EXECUTION ON PIZZA DAY. MAKE.IT.HAPPEN.

PRAISE KEK!

more #SessionsPorn

It's a hard pill to swallow, but would you really trust a man who is surrounded by kikes and specifically decreed his tower be 666ft tall?

Ever see those 666 hand signals he always does? That's the symbol of "it's ok guys I got this, the plebs will be calmed down"

The mid level guys will be arrested or killed, but the high level will survive because of this coup.

Our goal must be to meme the utter rejection of authority of all kinds. Then when people live without government they will organize naturally, and race will tend to stay with their own (cafeteria example).

Racially homogeneous spiritually enlightened societies are the future. This is just another desperate psy op attempt by the evil dark occultists.

Think about how stupid the dems have been acting as of late and the lib establishment specifically trying to turn everyone against each other. They want to direct the rage over child rape/murder onto each other, not them.

i hope this is just weak bait

must have
Praise Kek

tfw even alex jones thinks this board is fucking stupid

I hate r*ddit so much

Deep down you know I am right.

The dark occult is not to be underestimated, many of them are geniuses, and they've obviously planned for the inevitable karmic re-balance that purges the pedophiles.

no, i dont care what a leaf has to say

Given the scope of Pizzagate, there wont be sweeping arrests.

Here is what is going to happen:

low level/mid level members of the Pizzagate cabal will go to jail for their crimes. They will be given stiff but not too stiff sentences to shut them up and anyone who threatens to spill the beans on the big names, will be killed.

Only one or two high level people will be busted and it will be done in a manner where they make it look like random pedos and not a cabal. They will be sentenced to hard time but take it, because they will be killed if they don't in "accidents".

Most of the high ranking Democrats (Schumer, Pelosi, etc) will be blackmailed into resigning from office and retire from politics and forced to sit quiet and say nothing bad about Trump lest they get busted. One or two (Pelosi?) MIGHT be allowed to stay in the Senate and House, but be Trump's personal bitch and be tasked to sabotage all Democratic resistance in Congress towards Trump's agenda

Podesta will be killed and made to look like an accident. Bill and Hillary will be allowed to kill themselves and have it staged as Hillary dying from her health problems and Bill having a grief induced heart attack

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He looks like the young guy from Kingsmen.

Ain't gonna lie, I am half chub.

Denial will only make it hurt more.

Let us transcend these sadistic fools. Let's will heaven on Earth.

Get off yer soapbox ya fuckin' fag m8

Not kidding, OC here.

Head of DNC in Tony Podesta's town tries to kill little girls he is convicted of molesting. DNA, etc.

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what's wrong with pedophilia again?

>the 666 canadian guy is back
great

Can't wait till tomorrow though. Even if it isn't this, there's always a shitstorm a 'brewin

Kingsman was better than any Daniel Craig bond film

Fight me

"PULL IT" HE SAID

PULL IT

HILLARY FOR PRISON