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We forget howl long Canada has been ultimate bro tier with the states
>worlds largest trading partners
>fought side by side in several wars
>fought each other a few times, shit happens
>no need for military on our borders
>over 200 years of shared history
Men in Canada are an endangered species, I wonder if well ever see another one
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The good ol days
Halifax was filled with hard British soldiers, sailors, privateers and men who just went on with their lives.
Now it's a libtard nigger chick slime shitthole. Fuck you Halifax you giant faggot of a city.
UK is the next Canada. Best cut our losses and build a northern wall.
Canada is about to lose all US trade completely.
>special
>fucking
>relationship
Fuck the wall, these chinks need the rake.
OHH, THE YEAR WAS 1778, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
6'1 dad maried a 4'10 girl.. as a result I am 5'1
Damn, 5'1?
I feel better about being 5'6 now.
God hates me
nah, cheer up bud
if you're somewhat attractive you'll be alright, plenty of midget chicks around as well
What does that have to do with the thread? Anyway, sons are normally at least 7" taller than the mother. Sounds like you got the shitty height gene.
look out
Cucks like Trudea need to be "dealt with"
Would reset things nicely
ITS BEEN SIX YEARS SINCE WE SAILED AWAY AND WE JUST MADE HALIFAX YESTERDAYYYYYY
>god hates me
Kek, no. Your dad was just busy thinking with his dick and enjoying the power trip of dominanting a tiny woman to give a shit about you.
Nice. It's weird the Canadians never respond to that. Last time it was a guy in Japan. I don't get to post it often. Privateers and Halifax aren't brought up much.
Let's see some pics of that 4'10" cutie
I wish theyd take pride in themselves more often, theyve earned it
>youtube.com
Has there ever lived a more based Canadian?
Yeah, he had some pretty good songs. His son sounds a lot like him too. Died to young.
Flowers of Bermuda, White Squall, and The Northwest Passage are also good. His greatest hits album is excellent. You never hear sea shanties anymore.
>tfw white third generation Canadian, ancestors were burgers that got into trapping and farming in Canada
>Pajeets and Lee Changs ask me where I 'came from'
>tell them Canada
>they look confused and ask again 'No I mean where did you migrate from before Canada‘
I need to move back to America, ancestors.
GOD DAMN THEM ALL
I WAS TOLD WED CRRUUUUISE THE SEAS FOR AMERICAN GOLD
Obviously a leaf using a VPN.
Nobody gives a fuck about Canada and that is why they are so desperate for attention. It's the irrelevant little brother of the world super power.
>Canada
>Invaded by US twice
Third times a charm
My children will grow up with shanties one day
we'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Our political culture is a fucking joke.
> Invades two time
>GETS SLAYED BOTH TIMES
>And loses so much fking land
As in, they consider themselves natives and you an immigrant b/c you're white?
Or they just think everyone in Canada is an immigrant?
Either way, god damn. I've shrugged off the idea of white genocide but fuck that shit.
KEKED BEYOND REPAIR... PLEASE SEND HELP... THIS JUST AIRED TONIGHT ON OUT NATIONAL BROADCASTER.
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KEKED
C U C K E D
>Compelled to bump leaf thread cause you are irrelevant
>complaining about welder getting payed more then support teacher
Because he has to go in all weathers carry shit and also fking do a way harder job -_-
Fuckin Checked!
NOW I'M A BROKEN MAN ON A HALIFAX PIERRRR...
THE LAAAAST OF BARRETTS PRIVATEEEEEEERSSSSS
He said he can weld better than a machine.... Time to get a new skill set something that cant be automated out. Adapt or die, I cant feel sorry for ignorance.
The leaf has no enthusiasm. They're broken inside. What has Trudeau done to a once proud people?
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Trump should just annex Canada, wed be doing them a favor at this point