>Smoke weed for 12 years nightly after being diagnosed with rare vision disorder
>Finally get sick of it, stop smoking cold turkey after not missing a day in ages
>Try to reduce my time on Sup Forums
>Can't stop coming back every hour while at work or when sitting around the house
>Sup Forums is more psychologically addictive than a decade-plus length drug habit
God fucking damn, we really are here forever, aren't we?
>tfw smoking grams and lurking Sup Forums for the last 7 years of my life
feelsbadman
Yep. Just add it to your firewall or something.
I tried blocking it with uMatrix but it gives me a lovely "temporarily/permanently bypass block?" option that renders the block pretty much useless.
Your addiction is simply keks influence. He has chosen you, and you must accept.
I used to smoke an eighth a week when I was 14 and 15.
18 now, haven't taken anything in almost a year and I think drugs at a young age was a bad idea man :/
just started getting red pilled however
This
Kek loves us and will always bring us back home. To sow chaos
Seriously, user - to answer this question, you need 2 cohorts of respondents:
>anons who live in Colorado and/or Washington
>everyone else
We are avatars of his will. Shadilay, brothers. Praise Kek.
I could have done so much work today, but I told myself I'd just spend half an hour or so on Sup Forums. Three and a half hours later, I still don't have my problem set done. This place is too addicting.
Thank you for that rundown.
Between two to three people I smoke an ounce every other day, yet I've always been able to quit cold turkey when I've needed to. Sup Forums on the other hand I've never been able to escape.
MFW I picked up 3 grams earlier
I don't give a fuck I've been here ten fucking years. Got a job and got fit thanks to this site. Will probably shitpost from my deathbed, Sup Forums til I die niggers.
Addiction doesn't exist, that's why.
>all these newfags that didnt browse b4 Sup Forums
I think im getting old
>3 grams
either underage or poorfag
I wouldn't think too much of it, OP.
Physical addictions are backseat to psychological.
You may have known that if you weren't fucking stoned all the time.
How does one quit the herbal Jew?
Should I just throw it away?
>Should I just throw it away?
yes, it is mexican weed.
>implying this isn't the life to live
what else is there?
The truth is addictive. I'm sorry nothing else will tell you the truth.
I know that feel, OP.
>quit alcohol cold turkey after getting blackout drunk every single night for years
>quit marijuana by tapering over a week
>incapable of refraining from checking Sup Forums every 15 minuets if I'm at a computer
>tfw debating whether or not I should start smoking weed again
I'm already redpilled so it cant be harmful right
I picked up a gram. What's your deal coolrichpothead?
Share with the rest of the class?
for-ev-er
Been here since 07 still haven't left.
I'm halfway to fifty and nothing to show for my devotion to Sup Forums.
>tfw this is real life
how did you kick weed? ive been trying for years but i seem to keep coming back and cant stop for more than a few days.
you either have to be a negroid or poor to buy a gram of weed, or maybe addicted.
I buy a gram of day pretty much every day because i always say today will be the last day.
you're pathetic
teenagers get the fuck out
kill yourself
also kill yourself
Marijuana is a neurotoxin and degenerate. A literal IQ and poor tax combined to tax the weak
I was once there lad. You have to decide whether you want to look back on your life and be proud, or be ashamed because you lived it in a haze
I feel ya. I can pick up weed and drop it whenever. Pretty much smoke for a month then off for 3-4.
But fucking Sup Forums. I've tried to leave this place so many times over the years and yet I keep coming back.
I play music. Get paid. It's all good man.
Also
>LEAF
>implying your IQ is adequate without cannabis
>poor tax
>not realizing cannabis can be grown for almost nothing
It's not cannabis, it's the people that abuse it
anti-pot fags are just like gun control fags
this.
>It's not cannabis, it's the people that abuse it
This. Fuck stoners, disgusting creatures who cant just smoke without letting it influence their entire life
If it werent for the fact that I dont know any normal people that grow I wouldn't ever have to associate with them.
>A literal IQ and poor tax combined to tax the weak
I agree. Weed leaves a sort of fog on your brain for weeks after smoking. Its horrible. But I do disagree with the poor tax, down here it is far cheaper than booze. And if you arent a fuckwit an oz goes a long way
nigger, you aren't from a place where normal people exist.
Normality is relative mate. Strayan normal then
no fucking shit.
If you count poisonous abos normal.
damn thats a nice looking bud
Mate, we dont even count them as humans
>be me
>move back in with SENPAI at 22
>develop porn addiction
>27
>now I can't get hard unless I smell a girls asshole.
It's not my fault this place is way more funny than any movie or tv show the jews are cranking out.
To me Sup Forums is so addictive because it's the only place I can say gas the kikes race war now, and talk about niggers hanging from light poles. We live in a cruel world friendo.
>He's hard before his asshole is hemorrhaging
Some guys have all the luck.
raising a family and cont. your genetic history
or so im told
still trying to figure things out myself
to be fair i was hungover but i literally shitposted the whole day besides taking the pup out for a few walks
it/the internet really is addicting
My hobbies have got less and less interesting over the years and my time on Sup Forums has increased to many hours per day. Being a NEET and psychologically addicted to Sup Forums is like a prison. I realize how fucked up the situation is but I fear that if I quit I don't have anything else to fill my days with. There seems to be almost some kind of anxiety if I'm at home and I don't have a computer on with Sup Forums open in at least one tab, as if I'm missing on life without it.
It's ridiculous.
Get off Sup Forums and onto other boards. Ever since visiting /o/ I've started driving more for fun and just getting out of the house more and more
>smoking grams
Is this some new nigger slang?
>God fucking damn, we really are here forever, aren't we?
You thought it was a joke? This place is home. Even though most of you are fucking faggots, I love you anyway
I'm poor and unemployed, staring at expensive cars probably won't achieve much.
>not smoking 2 gams of like dank a day
Who needs an expensive car? Mine was $250 off facebook and is still going a year later with basic maintenance. Plus most of the board also drives shitboxes
>Checks flag
You can't hide it any longer, your country is officially the weed capital of the world
pic obviously related
For real I need to kick porn, that's rotted my brain the most
>be sole software developer of a small company
>occasionally browse pol for an entire day when some breaking news happens.
>interesting breaking news keeps happening more and more often ever since Trump started running
>harder and harder to concentrate on work
I pretty much banned myself from even checking Sup Forums in the morning. I have to force myself to only read it after work, so I can actually be productive.
Lol. Wtf. Chill. Don't blame the weed for your own inadequacies. Smoke it or don't. It's a habit, but it's easily breakable. Easily. Some shits super paranoia inducing. Don't smoke those strains. Be a grown up about it and it'll be cool.
The economically sound quantity to purchase is as large as you can. Save your money, pool with friends, whatever. Buy zips. Don't buy them from the same guy you buy grams from. I cannot stress this enough.
I just saved you 60-80% of your weed expense. Dig it. Fag.
You guys are all I have left, I'm no more addicted to Sup Forums than a guy can be addicted to his family or his friends.
Maybe I've been suckered in by some kind of bizarre internet cult over the last 4 years of my life and I'm willingly brainwashing myself to believe spending 6 hours a night worshiping repeating numbers and talking about race wars is a reasonable substitute for human interaction, but I honestly never really cared: I love you Sup Forums. I hope one day I'll catch something; a careless meme or a Sup Forums card sticking out of your wallet, just something so I can let one of you know, face-to-face, I have your back whatever you need.
>Sup Forums is 99% vapid yelling about memes and 1% intelligent discussion of current events and issues
>Sup Forums actually talks about current vidya, but I'm only interested in one or two at a time
>/vg/ doesn't actually discuss games, they just shitpost and circlejerk
>/fit/ has good memes but no discussion
>/ck/ remains the only good board on Sup Forums
I need to leave this place.
I tried reddit but I hate the format and the people.
>Lol. Wtf. Chill.
Jesus fucking christ.
The average intelligence/age of this board is dropping by the day.
use k9 web protection. set up an account, optimise it so you can visit sites that you want and filter all porn sites. then change your password to something that you cant remember. iphones have a web filter too, just turn your phone upside down and close your eyes when you make the password for it
>smoked lots of weed and drank lots for 2 ish years
> stopped drinking regularly and only smoke every once in awhile now
Now I just need to consume less caffeine
>not buying an ounce and waking up a month later
got busted and put in cuffs with anew eighth once (not arrested tho). Ever since weed makes mesuper paranoid :C
whenever i buy weed i get addicted to it but then i run out and i'll stop wanting it after a day. i really like it but it's bad for sleep and lowers testosterone so fuck it