>A Canadian man who has been missing for five years has been found more than 6,500 miles away in the Amazon jungle.
>Anton Pilipa trekked across two continents, walking mostly barefoot with just the clothes on his back, after he disappeared from his Vancouver home in 2012.
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That's actually really impressive
And the argies didnt let him in the library, kek
Not compared to Trump t b h
>gets to argentina
>turns 180 degrees around and walks away
the place can't be that bad?
Argies truly hate anglos
Got drunk and ended up in the amazon.
What a night.
>from Vancouver
He probably got tired of all the gooks
He should write a book.
>gooks
you mean chinks
I thought they meant the same thing
Gooks are a derogatory term for Koreans. Chinks for Chinese.
5 years of multiple illegal immigration. King
Fuck off, it doesn't matter. What are vietnamese then? Surely Americans have a word for them.
They all sound the same to me.
gooks are korean, chinks are chinese. it makes the difference because a korean wont give a shit if you call him a chink, it means nothing
That time that you walk only in a continent because...
America counts as just one continent.
>gets deported back to Canada
Burn victims
Not one single person cares outside of latin america
Wow, didn't know that geography is a Latin America thing. Thanks for the reminder, landlocked.
Oh snap!
I thought they were gooks...shit
what are japanese? just japs? slant eyes?
chinese, chinks
didn't know gook was korean specific
"Mi Gook" Means American in the Korean language, so during the Korean war Americans thought Koreans were saying "Me Gook" like they were calling themselves gooks. Gook was originally meant to refer only to Koreans.
"Spoon Face" is what we say in Boston fir all of them.
Arg library border >>>>> US border (both)
this guy is my hero
gtfo reddit
fuck you, this is amazing, it doesn't matter where it come from.
how did he cross the borders?
by not being a nigger
...
Going from rich to poor is probably a lot easier than poor to rich.
Now if he tried that here he'd be in a world of shit. Still, it's surprising how he didn't get killed by niggers in all that time
>When Canada is so devoid of white people that you have to go to Argentina to try and find some
HE RAN AWAY BEFORE HIS COURT DATE FOR ASSAULT. HE IS SCUM
>Great Britain
>Landlocked
Especially for a leaf
No it's not gook and chink are used for alll
Same thing goes for skinny to fat.
It just shows how (((individualism))) killed our society. Nobody gave a fuck when they saw him over this two years. Sad.
>We need Fascist Ethnostate now
>White people even overachieving at illegal immigration
>being this retarded
>what are tectonic plates?
>how is a continent defined?
If Leafs and Aussies are neck and neck for the title of shitpost kings, HUEs have the lead in being the dumbest posters.
>says the burger who is 20% less whiter than Canada
go fuck yourself with a bent spork you genetic waste of space
So no barbers in those shitholes?
Zipper Heads, that's a more obscure one from vietnam i believe, when tanks ran over their fucking heads they said they split open like zippers. generally used for any asians
> 2 continents
Only one. America
>His brother said he had one bizarre mission; to get to the National Library of Buenos Aires in Argentina.
>Tragically, when he finally made it to the library, after walking thousands of miles, he was turned away because he didn't have any identification.
Someone should start a gofundme to raise enough money to take this guy back to the library properly. That is some fucking dedication.
how did this schizoid survived four years in the wild? where did he slept? what did he ate/drank? hard to believe that he had the survival skills needed for this kind of a trip
thought it was (GO)vernment (O)f (K)orea
this guy is a criminal who assaulted someone and maimed them. He fled the country before the court date.
the only challenging one would've been Canada to USA
the irony of when burgers can't even understand their own insults
>Tragically, when he finally made it to the library, after walking thousands of miles, he was turned away because he didn't have any identification.
BRUTAL
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>Anton Pilipa trekked across two continents
>Travel to Brazil from Canada
????
>tfw looking at the travel map and realizing he was probably walking home just to get his ID so he could walk all the way back again to get into the library
top
kek
>India
>World of shit
You make me sad to be burger with that talk son, seriously apply yourself to learn some proper racist terminology.
fuck yeah he was
Isn't that where Jorge Borges used to work
>shizophrenic man on a barefoot pilgrimage through all of latin america in search of borges book tower
he must have fallen for the magical realism memes kek
>leaf walks into Brasil
>only one who cares enough to rescue him is a fellow leaf/hue
also
>be sent back to canuckistan
>get arrested
Why are blonde haired, blue eyed, white people so prone to insanity and survivalism?
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sleep tight leaf
How is it impressive? Do people not know how to walk where you live?
There is a guy that managed to walk for 10 years without money just by having charisma and living off other people. Managing to eat and sleep at homes for a night, gettin donations, living in homeless shelters, churches and even prisions.
He got a book about it.
>walks all the way to Argentina
>immediatly turns back
to much insight
Being in the Sun so much made him even blonder. That's the way to becoming ubermensch, Helios needs to bless you.
Cro magnon desires
how the fuck was he able to do that?
South America and North America are classed as separate continents according to some people
He had his phone and a stack of money in his bank account. He probably had a phone on him when he was found.
I'm calling it. The guy stayed in cheap motels for years.
sleep tight leaf
Probably the same reason they're the most intelligent and creative people on earth... Thoughtfulness and variation
>even Argentina has vetting procedures
>>>
sleep tight leaf
Looks like Ryan Dunn's autopsy photo
That's actually awesome. I wish I could do that.
>He didn't walk from Vancouver to the tip of Patagonia and back
Cuck.
>jungle
>Jungle
>JUNGLE
>J U N G L E
sleep tight leaf
are finns lewd and bullies like in uppote?
I didn't know leafs could photosynthesize
The world is to boring, structured and easy to live in. People go crazy and desire escape/challenge.
>There is a guy that managed to walk for 10 years without money just by having charisma and living off other people.
Women do it all the time
Atleast this guy did something interesting about it.
Walked from Canada to Argentina mostly barefoot with the clothes on his back alone. He was a pretty blue eyed white man who managed to survive in jungles and through some of the most dangerous areas in the world relying on the generosity of spics. All for some out of the blue schizoid need to visit some library in Argentina.
Surviving for 5 years as a homeless drifter in South America? Yeah, that doesn't seem particularly easy. Most people would die within the first 2 or so weeks from drinking unclean water.
>Skipped California
He is in fact /ourguy/
You made a guy in America bite his tongue so bad its bleeding from laughing just now. Enjoy that power.
Mental health is no joke,
I wish the man the best although now that he has been found, the normal monotonous life of home will probably send him into suicide.
Probably this.
Vietnamese are still gooks you idiots have you never seen any vietnam movie?
Sleep tight leaf
Come on, Patel, you set yourself up for that.
World of shit? Come on, Dev.
Nah
>standard tourist visa for the northern border
>walk across bumfuck desert for the second, maybe scale a chain link fence
Crossing Mexico's border with Guatemala should be another story since they have a huge ass wall there.