ITT: We pick cool names for when the next crusade begins

ITT: We pick cool names for when the next crusade begins

I have dibs on "The hammer of God"

rapetron 3000
and my arms have cardboard tubes around them

I want to be "shitpostus"

Eric from accounting

>That picture

Knights in full armour were pretty much invincible against the Saracen arrows. Unless the enemy loosing them was as close as possible or they landed on an exposed place like the face, the arrows would not penetrate. The combination of maille and gambeson stopped the arrows.

At the Battle of Arsuf there were English dudes walking around with a great many arrows sticking into their armour.

"poopoo peepee the slayer of goat fuckers"

Tee hee.

Shitskinner, just in case Trump needs some torturing to happen.

what do the tubes do

The Holy Alliance

Just call me The Phantom

>Tony, The Holy Monkey

That will be my crusader name

The Kebab Be Gone-Athon?

JoJo Dickstrong

my battle cry will be: LIKE FROG ON KIKEBOOK

Dibs on Areolas Avenger.

bitch ass guy with a bitch ass knife

_________ of the Church of KeK.

Portable gas chamber

This was actually a fun fact. Well done.

Daily reminder the shape of a photon (particle of light) is the same as the cross the Knights Templar use

Ordo Malleus.
Ordo Hereticus.
Anything from WH40K will fit, to be honest.