Reminder that if your ancestors aren't vikings, you're not white

Reminder that if your ancestors aren't vikings, you're not white.

Extra reminder that viking rapebabies don't count

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You're better off spending your time fixing your country than shitposting sven.

Feels good to be sarmatian then.

Vikings were negroes with white skin anyways.

go home svennoman

>rapebabies don't count
FUCKING EVERYTIME
I WANT TO BE WHITE Sup Forums
JUST LET ME BE A RAPEBABY

Well Sven, i guess you're out of luck too considering the """"""vikings""""""" the way you think it was were Danes and Norwegians.

>Being white after getting so BTFO:D in the Deluge
Hardly

I sure dodged a bullet then.

Keep dreaming Ahmed, maybe someday when everyone in Sweden is a caramel color, and nobody is there to tell you otherwise you can call yourself white.

>rape babies do not count
I'll have you know that my Irish ancestor consented to ficki ficki.

Vikings literally acted like niggers, why does Sup Forums idolise them so much?

we won, and swedish kingdom fell to ruin after that.

money well spent faggots.

Go back to editing your videos, Robbaz. Stop slacking!

My ancestors were pillaging your pussified cuckolds for eons. The Vikings were the original rape babies.

Sven you should be more concerned about the raghead raping your infant daughter in her bed than about vikings, which you dont even come from in the first place.

Go fix your country you stupid negro

>Fell to ruin because of us
No, our fall was not to any extent because of you

More KSP, plz I don't care about your shitty VR

fucking catholic south europe.

American heritagefags LARPing as Nazis in particular see them as the pinnacle of whiteness and this idea seeps into other peoples too mainly due to pop culture making it a "hip and cool" looking culture. People also misunderstood the concept of "vikings" forgetting this culture was practiced by all Germanic peoples for thousands of years and the only reason it's special is because the Danes and the other north men were the last Germanics to be christianized and thus it made it a special event.

GERMANIA SUPERIOR REPORTING IN
I genuinely developed a disgust for alpine subhumans

Vikings have the best gods. Christians go home!

i feel like people who are into that whole viking thing are just beta autists with some sort of.. fantasy world running through their heads

>reminder if your ancestors werent romans you aren't ideal

>reminder if your ancestors were mesopotamians you arent ideal

>reminder if your ancestors didnt develop legs and lungs before blah blah blah your arent my image of perfection

1/32 cherokee detected
Cry us a river

vikings were a bunch of favelados nordicos, I don't get why anyone would be proud of them.

>finland having stone walls in 400 AD

>snowniggers

Because we have high quality genetic material

My ancestors were Celts.

Never raped!

Well, except by the Anglos.

...

But I'm a descendant of Charlemagne and the Earl of Cork.

>governed by a Mediterranean country

NEVER CONQUERED

I have Norwegian ancestry (even my last name is Norwegian). Can I join the whites-only club?

yeah blame the artist. Log walls were better anyway

>saving pics to feel better about your shit tier genes
Non-nordics back to >>>/subhuman/

Viking only means pirate+ Sven, though you were not considered a man til you had gone in viking.

Maybe why we still do the same today, you are not a man til you have completed you conscription army duties.

youtube.com/watch?v=ClQUY_D_N_U

And yes everyone that doesn't got nord genes are niggers

>excuse me sir, we are WHITE favelados

They were shit.

WE

>nice source

weird how basically every fucking contemporary report on them said they were tall

>bn Fadlan describes the Rus as "perfect physical specimens"

Yeah bull,if they bleached their hair ,why are todays Nordics still like 80% blonde?

I genuinely can't fathom what it's like to be non-nordic
Every day you look in the mirror you must be disgusted

Actually the places the Romans had controlled when Barbarians moved in they actually picked up quite a lot and it's in fact the Muslims in the East who destroyed the Roman Empire and crushed trade in the Mediterranean sea. It's quite a common misconception

Well no matter the barbaric behavior of Vikings, they had more sense of family than modern Swedes. It was not about being blond, but it was about being Viking.

Judging by the way things are going Vikings aren't being white anyway

my mom was polish/ukrainian. my dad was german, but i dont think he was full blooded german

and yes. i do squat

Gibs back båhuslen, herjedalen, jemtland and vermland!

You're only filling it with lit niggers

>Once it was all called big Sweden, most of northern and eastern europe
>It's said that big Sweden was no less than Serkland(arabia) or big niggerland

>why are todays Nordics still like 80% blonde?
Because they glow in the dark and are easier to pray upon.

Not to mention even before the Romans invaded Celts had amazing iron working,roads,farming and they even added lime to make sure the ph levels were good, they had soap, there are Celtic artifacts that have been found in Sparta and had a rich culture.

>governed by a mediterranean country
>american education

You'll die surrounded by all you hate. Thank Merkel and your society going soft for that, pivete viking.

Ólafr Pá?

>the worst of it all he can prolly recite his whole damn linage since his family left the shitrock

an example
>Excuse me I happen to be the great grand (x6 million) daughter of Eigill

youtube.com/watch?v=KQc65H0Pb4g

Sweden is the shittiest Nordic country though. They only have a rep due to Norway and the Danes carving the path for those cucks. Swedes always been over and spread their assholes to any resistance/invasion

You're just one dead branch of the tree of "whiteness".

If you have to be a nord-cuck to be white I am proud to be a nigger.

>Snowniggers

I am part Anglo Saxon, part Germanic, ashkenazim jew. Am I white?

depends how much Jew, given enough generations Jew can be bred out.

>ashkenazim jew
>Am I white?

Almost, someone fucked up though

Yes.
Only Americans can be white.

Viking literally means pirate. They raided civilized lands and killed unarmed people and stole their things. What badasses.

Someone's not being fully honest here.

>jew
>Am I white?
Not even human. A parasite. Less than a rat.

>Hamburgers each fucking time
Do you know any history at all?

Who took the degenerate Rome?

ffs grandson this is just painful. Guess we wuz ruled by the Chinese too.....

>But now I must stop shitposting and get some shit done here

dude.

come on man, you need us, your country is LITERALLY brown

Second generation british ancestry, third generation Jewish polish, fourth or sixth generation Norwegian.

>passing architecture that Italians had hundreds of years earlier as German

I have seen this thread before.. exact same picture.. imma screenshot this so i can show this is some jdif fuck doing this

No
Sweden made Russia
Sweden has before newer times basically been into constant warings all over easter europe down to the black sea and eastwards into their son Russia

He continued our shit while we died in 1319

>Dat be the reason why we give out that retarded price of peas, he is not allowed too
we shouldn't either if you ask me, because now leftist politicians is handing it out. It used to be neutral, it wuz the purpose

White enough especially since it's at-least "European" Jew rather then Arab Jew. I don't think your even Jew by Jew law though, Give it a few generations and you'll be good just don't start rubbing your hands together. Hell even in Nazi Germany given enough pure Aryan mixing you could lose your Jewness

It's why Sweden imports them so much, to bring back the old Viking lifestyle where tribes pillage neighbour towns.

>Sweden
>White

>viking countries now
kek

Reminder that if you're from Swedestan, you're not white.

Reminder that Viking suck at fighting

>>being mestizo
>>cry

>mountain niggers

well we never wanted this civilization, I know it's hard for you to understand.

>Deyr fé,
>deyja frændr,
>eyðisk land ok láð;
>síts Hákon
>fór með heiðin goð,
>mörg es þjóð of þéuð.

>Dies livestock
>Dies friend
>The land is laid deserted
>Since Hákon
>Went with heathen Gods
>The people fell to slavery (chr*stianity)

Continental Europe is white Europe

fuck off snowniggers

>unironically cherry-picking

Vikings were well-known to be great fighters and were used as elite mercenaries in Britain, Byzantine Empire and Eastern Europe.

Dunno why people keep making these silly claims

>vikings were not blonde
>vikings were not tall
>vikings were bad fighters

Why is being illiterate in history not more shameful on Sup Forums?

Thank you. Gives me hope. I'm starting to understand how that part of my ancestry influenced me. The ultimate redpill was to see the evil influence that made me who I am. Resorting to a schizophrenic nature and victim tactics, and being very deceptive in personality is kind of a natural tendency that I see in myself and I've been trying to change it. I'm not blaming my ancestry for the way I was entirely but it helps to understand it in order to change it.

"laughs in celtic"

good luck with the next invasion, youll never get us

Yeah it's not like ie the Russians gave up and said just pls cut it out, come rule us.

Not like the byzantines said no more, you stay and be our royal guardians and forces to remove the kebab, you can plunder each time the emperor fell

Not like ie the anglos needed Eigill to fight for them and had a trouble of pissing their pants so they demanded that his brother leading them for King Aðalstan...

I can keep going on forever but I have to get shit done here

>Burgers
E a c h f u c k i n g t i m e

>Again also viking means just pirate, it's a big dif between an actual army and a viking raid depending on if they were lead by a sea king(ousted king) or not

youtube.com/watch?v=414mrPgK5Yk

>You must read more books

If Vikings are so great, why wasn't there a single Viking colony in Finland?

kek

>tfw fennoswede
Feels good to be masterrace.

>entire reason for the colonizations were to get fertile lands not found in Scandinavia
>w-why did they not colonize finland?!?!

Was this autism?

Are you serious?
>Nice proxy hamburger! No finn is this tarded, he is a part of this shit too

The(2nd) most viking weapons and treasures are found buried in Finland, really makes you think.

What about Viking rape baby of other Viking heritage? You know, someone must be doing the raping.

man that img triggers me!

Btw she is made of the finest copper in world, from here. There is nothing left of it. It was our previous oil. Purest in the world. She was made in france with our copper

Yeah vikings were quite the traders

I guess you don't know anything about the Viking age in Finland?
There weren't any Viking settlements here at all.

Vikings were the white niggers of the ancient world

Pure coincidence to find bones amongst those coins and weapons.

>white

SWEDEN YES

Oh look, another 'divide and conquer people of European descent' thread. Sage.

Vikings were nigger-tier savages

I would be inclined to agree...if my ancestors didn't pillage Sigiltuna.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillage_of_Sigtuna

Vikings made major advancements in building ships, navigating the ocean, weaponsmithing and even tools for personal hygiene. They weren't barbarians.

>snowniggers

That is usually what you bury

>Says the Muslim rape baby

>Implying the people who created this aren't white

Nice try Shlomo

>vikings = VI Kings (latin)

WE WUZ

Nords again confermed for illiterate niggers