"""land of the free"""

>"""land of the free"""
>can't even drink a beer in public

What a joke of a country

Depends on the state.

Nobody is free to poison themselves and lower their natural psychic defenses against the 2.5 interdimensional vampires

I just found out drinking in public is banned in serbia and as been for a very long time and somehow, barely anyone knows that, so much for that law being applied

>Free means 0 laws.
Wow I mean Brazilian intellectuals amirite?

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So not free country? It's all and free or not all and not free.

States are free to make their own laws which reflect the desires of the local population. Some Americans don't want to live in a state where people can become publicly intoxicated, others do. Both are free to move to a state which has laws reflecting their values.

You can in New Orleans

only good thing about New Orleans

So it's true? What kind of stupid law is that? Kek

and Savannah, GA

You can drink in public in Vegas

you can just put it in a paper bag or a different container if you really wanna drink in public, as long as you're not black

probably to protect kids or some shit

Can't drink till you are 21 either...

You can fuck whores in Nevada as well, right?

All they need is dude weed lmao and we lose our Americans tourists, except the ones that care about paintings and sheit.

Its not legal where I live but if you are clearly an adult and observe the paper bag rule you won't be bothered unless you're acting like a drunken fool.

>flag
I'm surprised you even know what beer is. I just figured you all drank garbage juice for recreation.

It's like that in tons of places in the US, too. Same shit with weed. You see all these college kids complaining about legalization but when you grow up you realize you can buy good weed safely in literally any city or small town nationwide and smoke in your own home hassle free.

Don't "dude" bully me, though, I haven't smoked in years. Just stating a fact.

Also if you are darker than the paper bag you are asked to leave town post haste.

You're wasting your time, my compatriot. It's too much freedom for his chinky little brain to compute.

We need legalized whoring on Indian reservations similar to the deal they have with casinos. I want to shoot some craps hit the buffet and then mercilessly ream out a young squaw's asshole

(((land of the free)))

You can in the whole state of Louisiana, actually. Well, at least the Southern part.

In Indiana you cannot buy liquor on Sundays.

DUMB STATE LAW THREAD!

>can't even drink a beer in public

You went to the wrong city friend. Visit New Orleans next time.

But OP, I thought all niggers knew how to brown bag.

"Catapults may not be fired at buildings."

Aspen Colorado law.

i dont understand not being able to buy a beer any time you want, though. like "last-call" or not being able to buy beer at sunday. or being only 21 years old (insanity)

I somewhat understand why they dont want people drink on the street though.

>tfw in 2016 Pennsylvania FINALLY changed its archaic liquor laws

Buying booze on Sundays and beer in grocery stores feels amazing.

Yes because we aren't a fucking degenerate country full of drunk hue hue hues in the street

>well at least in the southern part
>implying north louisiana is actually louisiana and not arkansas

Dumblaws.com

Find stuff and post it. They also have international laws.

Also, Finland.... CANDY TAX?

the people are degenerate without the alcohol, like washington dc, berkeley, etc

What a backwards state. I visited there in 2014 and you could buy alcohol at a pizza parlor yet they had all that other weird bullshit regarding Sundays.

nobody is as free as the hues, what with no police to stop you from burning your country to the ground

brazil has some of the dumbest laws in the world.
the worst one is called "meia-entrada" which gives tickets to events like concerts, cinema, sporting games and theater "half the price" for "students" and elderly.


which all this means: the prices now are 100% higher than it was supposed to be, due the majority of people being students in such events (people here take like 8 years to finish college, because it's too expensive, it's charged by class usually)

T. Heroin overdose meth cooking dudeweed land

Puritan holdovers. As corrupt as the state government is, I still love living here. Beautiful place and great climate.

>current year
>drinking the liquid jew

We use freedom as a code word for responsibility because the word responsibility triggers half the country and most of the world.

I think whale hunting is still illegal in Oklahoma.

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>land of the free
>get your foreskin cut off

>It is legal to smoke pot, buy it, or have less than 5 grams with you.
>Prostitution is legal but the prostitutes must pay taxes like any other business.

What's dumb about these?

Also the first one is technically wrong.
It's all illegal, just not enforced.

>It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

What the fuck, I hate my state now.

>legal prostitution

Yes, but oddly enough it's still illegal in Clark county. So Vegas is pretty much the only place in the state where you can't legally fuck whores.

Only applies to the main strip. look it up. Keeps it presentable for tourists so the jews can bankroll more.

Looks like he spent too much time around mossad.

>Dumblaws.com
The Classic

>In England,excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

>naruto
>real japanese name
Yeah, okay. dumb nigger alert. I bet they think gohan is a real name too.

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Should we have totally freedom with no cops? Works out so well for your stupid monkey country

Yes, the strip is technically not part of Las Vegas, so they get to make up their own local laws.
It's to casino owners what the City of London is to bankers.

VERY aware of this. 100% agreeance. Possibly the greatest difference in culture by region of any US state.

>when your fellow HUEs are literally slaughtering each other in the street so you stay inside and shitpost about a superior country

Neck yourself, mongoloid.