/ptg/ President Trump General - Top 10 Pranks That Went Too Far Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Sen Sessions post-confirmation speech 2/8/17
youtu.be/wVCDLIJseM0
>Pres Trump Speaks @MCCA Conf 2/8/17
youtu.be/qrVxneiWOsM
>Pres Trump meets w/Intel CEO 2/8/17
youtu.be/tZzFUmROFLY
>Pres Trump on Orly pt3 2/8/17
youtu.be/Kn9V73kjAlE
>Sec Ed DeVos speaks to staff 2/8/17
youtu.be/e7KOa1vhUjo
>VP Pence swears in Ed Sec Devos 2/7/17
youtu.be/fOIHYBzUcGk
>VP Pence casts final vote on Ed Sec 2/7/17
youtu.be/0F3S4JNDCG4
>Pres Trump meets Sheriffs 2/7/17
youtu.be/NNxBMs8p1QE
>Pres Trump on ORly 2/6/17
youtu.be/rABNl-xkNe4
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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THE BITCH WENT BACK

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AWOO

Jeff Sessions is going to be based AF.

>it's a poland bakes early episode

Is CNN just a lost cause at this point?

Awoo.

HASTA LA VISTA PUTA

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tRump is not my president

ADIOS CON EL CORAZĂ“N
QUE CON EL ALMA NO PUEDO
youtube.com/watch?v=2h7mwtIWr2E

... and STAY out.

For anybody who missed this earlier

Fox 10 Benis replaying the protest from last night

>youtube.com/watch?v=B-A2HeIZQY0

the photos they use, they're just like our memes

What up, ma fake news?

plz

I'm liking this timeline, gents. I'm liking it.

Good. Take the rest of the protesters with her.

no shit

Maybe they shouldn't be such partisan hacks

>tell lies to create tension between the country is the same as being called a nigger for no reason other than your skin color

That's racist as fuck, Cuomo.

Based.

Rare Trump, please don't steal!

Yes: their constant doubling-down made them morally bankrupt. It will just take a much longer time for them to crumble like NYTimes.

How does it make everybody else that your closest friends on an anonymous board talking about Trump? It's a strange feeling.

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OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO, that sucks!

fukken saved

>.png extension

ok is this image moving or am I hallucinating?

>you better be right if you accuse us of lying on purpose
>nevermind all the times we're wrong when we accuse people of shit
what a nigger

Forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=Q0JQ66_OAM0

I won't be satisfied until I see feds raiding the studio during a live broadcast but I appreciate their current state of >JUST

I'll accept your no homo argument and your no butt stuff clause

>spare lamp
does it have a WORKING lightbulb?

>some old pokemon cards
what gen?

DEPORTED! AND STAY OUT!

>Communist of the month.

10/10

And thank you for your service. I go away for a few hours and come back and I'm five threads deep. Praise KEK and have a golden plunger.

And thus, we realize this account isn't a hotshit Gop lawyer, he's cernovich-tier guy..

B L E S S E D
B R E A D
T H R E A D

fluorescent bulb still good

I think all the cards are 1st and 2nd gen, if that even makes sense?

Still fun and some decent bantz.

>Trump is a nazi
>Trump is a communist

>Can't bend his knees
Yeah we noticed. Hence why he needs to be removed.

Reminder this is what our opposition believes in.

My closest friends are also on an anonymous weapons snd animation forum too so it's not to bad

>when the deportations start and you live in the age of the internet and everything is livestreamed

is2.Sup Forums.org/wsg/1486673874557.webm

i hate it when people say "the n word"
i say nigger in my head and you make me say it in my head
fuck you and fuck your n word

>Is using war wounds a form of argument

>inb4 her children become activists living off of welfare in the United States of America

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fuck that gross heifer. She is so consumed with being a 'celebrity'. She sucks Trumps dick on Outnumbered and then shows her true colors when not on-air.

That's one of the more racist things I've ever heard. Typical white guy.

Actually, Trump is Zionist-Goldman Sachs-Corporations-Nazi-Communist- grey aliens' puppet

The funniest part about this is the Washington Post talking about God.

DO YOU IDENTITY AS ALT RIGHT?

Super important!

strawpoll.me/12301214

Only faggots have yet to participate. You're not a gay are you?

G L O R I O U S

IT'S HAPPENING

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK!

I have never seen a siko president like u trying to do to much in just a short amount of time really really you need to go to a nut house cause you are a racist son of a bitch that not even a person in their 5 sences try and do to much like u so wake up and see the reality remember blacks Hispanics indians whatever race we are we are all brothers and sisters in God's remember God's way

Can you stop shilling your fucking poll? I call myself alt-right just as much as Mccain calls himself a globalist cum guzzling cuckservative.

>there will be Fox 10 benis livestreams of the wall being built

fuck you kike

Datamining shill

If you truly believe that, stop trying to kill whitey

No, Trump don't want no cucks
A cuck is a guy that can't get no love from Trump
Hanging on the passenger side
Of NATOs ride
Trying to holla at Trump

Holy shit glumpfkkk and /pol BTFO!!!11!!!1
Will we ever recover guys? I don't think so, that's why I'm a #GilmoreMan now

if you're still falling for the identity politics meme please leave

CTR cuck

there is no alt right
we'll never have a leader you can hold up as a voodoo doll

>appear
Until there's a penis it's a girl

I am unironically contemplating leaving my office job to apply for a higher government grade border patrol job.

yes
Yes
YES

Common core, we'll make you great again too. Lurk moar and you might learn English.

FRESH PASTA IS FRESH

I swear to god I've seen this tweet before

I'll never get tired of SPICED memes.

kek, only 80s and 90s kids will understand that

This fucking cunt Chaffetz can't touch Hillary or any of her lackeys, yet now he's going all-out on Conway for plugging Ivanka's brand in an interview. Never trust a Mormon.

no plunger jokes plz. My family were actually in the eliter circles before russians fucked us up and took our land and titles and shit, along with the jews

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_Uprising

According to the historical archives, my ancestor was a commander who might or might not have planned an assassination of Alexander II, pretty cool shit

The more CNN continues to meltdown the more I realize that Trump literally killed them. Something this big can't die fast, but how on Earth does CNN ever recover and regain credibility? The news outlet market is competitive as fuck now. Once you're shamed ppl just get news elsewhere.

@111882640
Uh-oh, the shillbot is malfunctioning again

Reads like a YouTube or leddit comment. If they in their countries we're giving them to God.

>2017
>making arguments

and somehow you can just tell the poster is female

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Please nuke my country. Just end our suffering. Now

even if it's feminine?

Then why didn't he pay taxes?

YES

The best character on Season 3

>tfw Kellyanne is taken to the basement to be counseled by Tyrone

and even then depends if its a feminine penis or not

I would feel sorry for McCain if he wasn't constantly undermining the President and agitating for war with Russia. He should just retire. Thank you for your service, now fuck off.

>It just doesn't feel right, when I think about everything that is happening there, they're so small and (((people))) is destroying their countries over this diversity meme.
>God Bless President Donald John Trump.


iktf mr.hue
i sure do
one harden's one's heart to cope
it's all one can do

>there will be Fox 10 benis livestreams of the wall being built

Never EVER doubt meme magick.

Shillery is a thot b/c she shills for Jewish $ really ;'( stuff.

Trying to see if your psyop to shut us down is working, eh FBI-kun?

>doesn't even mention the Reptilian merchants who own this quadrant of the galaxy

bluepilled faggot

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Trump looking to privatize Air Traffic Control. Eurobros, since you guys have more experience with this since you have it, is this good or bad?