5 Whites vs. 5 Jews vs. 5 samurai winner takes all

Final Battle. Who wins? How?

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divide and conquer somewhere else kike

>Jews
>fighting fairly
Kek

the bognadov

I say Samurai. He's the perfect balance between the white and the Jew.

Samurais had nothing on European knights tho, worse weapon, worse armor, worse techniques.

There's no rules. Expand ples.

>jews
what are they gonna do? stab people with their noses?

But he just said whites, not knights. There is no reason to believe these random white people or jews will be trained warriors. We know the Samurai will be though, so I would say the Samurai have a clear advantage

the jews fear the samurai

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Whites, they got fat man and little boy on their team.

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Jews trick the whites into fighting the samurais, Jews proceed to backstab the winners.

I don't know who would win, but I know who would make the most profit

10 "whites" kill the 5 samurais
5 jews poison the 2 remaining whites during the victory celecration

Kek--isn't that reality?!

>Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>Control france with an iron fist
>Own castles and banks all over the world
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>Published theoretical physics papers in scientific journals over 200 years ahead of their time. Scientists are still unable to understand the complexities of their research.
>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>Both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Saved Europe from destruction with a single phone call
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe

NO ONE FEARS THE SAMURAI WEEB

actually, Japanese armor is the best designed, especially compared to European armor.

A samurai has way more protection and mobility vs an idiot suit of armor and a couple of eye slits.

implying (((they))) won't find a way to cheat even with no rules

>Who wins?

Chinese Jews

you forgot
>forced meme

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>implying

Kek!

The Jew fears the samurai.

dude i loved deadliest warrior

No it doesnt retard, the face plate is often easily moved for better sight. Now look up how the Portuguese fought and raped the Jap samurai

European swords like the Claymore go straight through nip shit you fucking weeb.

Dude did you know the Japanese used katanas to cut through tank barrels in world war 2?!

t. Zhao Ming Yun

no

White what? Knight? Hoplite? Spetsnaz?
Jew what? Reptile? Banker? SJW?

the knight obviously.
"1000x forded nippon steer katanas" are garbage against real armour.

Fuck off BIDF

The jews win!

> 4 jews killed by whites
> last jew flees to israel
> poor victim
> control banks
> control media
> destroy white culture
> create diversity
> whites lost bc not white anymore
> guilt and enormous interest to loans
> hire poor and racially mixed ''europeans'' to kill the samurai
> win

Whichever of each to best fight the other, m8! (And demonstrate the strengths of each race of man)

Here's how it's gonna go down: the whites are gonna build a village and improve their techniques and technology greatly, the Japanese are gonna do the same, just worse, because there is no intellectual hierarchy. The Jews are trying to pitch the two against each other, it doesn't work. The whites expand to another village. The Jews infiltrate the white villages and the new village decreases independence as a new faction, the original whites try to cleanse themselves of the infiltrators and the Jewish leaders of the new village get pissed and attack. The whites and japs join sides, the new faction uses the advanced tech against the japs and they drop out, the Jews that are left in the original village stab it in the back and the new faction takes over, there are now the Jew controlled whites and the japs. Either the whites or the Jews win eternally, there is no other way, this is autistic.

jews would win.

>jews pay whites or asians to fight each other
>kill the survivors

Only late samurai armor comes close to European armor in weight, armor and mobility, their weapons are brittle, heavier and shorter than European longswords.

Damn that was a celebration of life, man.

Jews will win. Large portion of modern whites are pussies. Japs are all pussies. The Jews were actually hardened warriors throughout history and still are.

Allso, samurai are shit compared to medieval knights.

TFW when feudal overlords and their retinue aren't fighting as a heavy armored shock cavalry.

Katanas are the strongest weapons.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

Weren't samurais mainly archers? Knights could use crossbows

Noice
Provide pics of sword

5 foot 8 vs 6 foot 3

Was this first posted on /tg/ or /k/? The "katanas are underpowered in d20" copypasta is gold.

/tg/, i took out the "d20" part for newfags.

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Thanks senpai.

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>knights and samurai meet on battlefield
>see that the other has honour
>decide to team up and beat the snivelling little rat hiding somewhere off to the side

Obvious bait

This is true

Whites hire Ogami Itto to kill the Kikes.
500 Ryo per kike is cheap.
Ogami Itto kills kikes.
Whites and Japs live happily ever after.
The end.

Lol, what man?

Whites would cuck the samurai and steal their women while schlomo is off in the distance rubbing his hands together gleefuly and preparing the next phase of the plan.

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Why people always make knght vs samurai comparisons? They are completely different in purpose, equipment used, training regimen, role in society, etc. not to mention most importantly quite a few hundred years between them.

Where does the battle take place? In an enclosed arena, how large?
What era?
Do they all have the same armor and weapons?
Do any of them have horses?

Not sure what youre trying to ask.

Samurai
Knights are overrated

>whites make an alliance with jews because muh holy book
>samurai takes out whites because jew sends whites to fight
>Jews create manga
>Samurais read manga and commit suicide due sexual repression brought about by drawn pornography
>Jews win

Jews become allies with both sides and fund their mutual destruction then enslave the survivors.

Is the iron fist controlling france no longer a FAIR fist?

>why do people have imaginations

>comparing a battle on an open field vs naval battle

lmao you're actually retarded

That includes all the peons too though. If you pick out just the elite warriors from both groups, the knights, especially Templars, would just rape the samurai. Foot soldiers of the medieval period had very little training compared to their Japanese counterparts.

Depends on the era, country (in the European case) and so on. Too many variables.

The jews would win. They would to this day still be getting them reparations.

>Final Battle. Who wins? How?

Everyone gangs up against the Jews and splits the loot as the remaining ones have honor

>naval battle
>not knowing that the battles happend in Kyushu
Kek, American educashun

Idk but

>On a ship
>get off ship and immediately fight a battle on shore line
>wonder why you get btfo


Notice that there is no cavalry, retard. It WAS a naval battle. They are no vikings. They are fermented horse milk drinkers.

kikes loan money to whites and chinks to fight between themselves.

lol at making the white taller

during the 1500s the spanish knights were the best trained warriors of europe and they only stood 5' 4".

DIE WHITE DIE!

Jews are white. Like seriously, if Jews aren't white most of Europe and even more of the US is not white.

1 samurai decapitates the 5 whites and 5 jews. the other 4 samurai watch in boredom.

try to make the fight a bit more fair.

I imagined everyone naked fighting barehanded on equal terrain. Big strong whites win, meek staminaless jews die first.

why would the gook be a samurai then retard ?

Interesting take.

The jews make the samurais and the whites kill each other and get dem shekels

exept there was no more knights during the XVI century

The whites convert the samurai to Christianity and the samurai slay the Jews. The Jew fears the samurai.

CHECKED

who the fuck are thosee two ?

Two forced memes

The Jews make the whites fight kill the samurais, and then force the whites to feel guilty about killing the samurai.

Ideally the Whites would ally with the Samurai to eliminate the Jews.

Given the statement of the question though, we know for a fact that the Samurai is trained to fight, so they are the logical conclusion.