Why is Australia even our ally? It's such a useless country

Why is Australia even our ally? It's such a useless country.

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Trump obviously thinks the same.

Their country is literally a prison colony.
Same as Georgia

We're allies to the Emus, the Ausfailians just happen to share a continent with them

Strategic position in Asia if you lose us forget about having any serious power projection in Asia. Part of the five eyes your only spy station in Asia without us you'll hear nothing in the southern hemisphere, 30% of the worlds Uranium, we regularly help NASA out with our stations we wuz astronauts, We've helped the US out in Korea,Vietnam and all of their middle east kike controlled campaigns practically being the first to join in with some good war training and stopping Commies. We have free trade and we both speak the same language and have some historical and cultural ties.

If your gonna go Isonalist just go ahead and fuck off none of this half hearted cuck shit

this is accurate

We need some white people near all those Muslim chink countries and near the rest of those soulless slant eyes

wtf i LOVE Australia now!

This. Why the fuck are you idiots trying to alienate the few allies we have.

Oi!

The zoos need to get kangaroos somehow.

Besides no one will fuck with Pine Gap.

Fun fact: So is Georgia the state

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If you dont like us.
Then stop talking about us

we have pine gap. no one is going to do shit to us whilst we have that little gem sitting in the outback. its our trump card

Jews & Aboriginals are the same
both practice circumcision

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Easy encircled by a naval blockade. Full of mineral resources.

You're right, desu we should be a US vassal and Trump should be our Emperor. You would have a lot of farmers outright support the policy at this point desu senpai

australia is great, theyre good at keeping mud beings out

Australia is top tier you cunt

if you do not like them then you can always just Fuck off since they are full.

You just wait until they weaponize emus once they have the technology in 2065

I completely agree. We have a shit government who by the end of this year wouldve sold off 90% of critical infrastructure and food companies to state owned Chinese countries. Please nuke us.

We're absolutely not good at it. The anti-illegal immigration ploy is a jewish trick to make nationalists of Aus to think their government is actually doing something right. However we get 200 thousand shitskins a year LEGALLY.

This must stop desuesusenpai

Coolabah trees are great gallows so we don't even need them lol

They are not shitskins their Yellow rats and Monkeys, We are good at stopping Illegal niggers and Muslims but we're shit at Stopping Asians

>Canadian education

You can thank both LNP and Labor for that. Fuck it even the greens are responsible. Matter of fact ALL of out parties are shit.

Because they brought us Crocodile Dundee!

They are all shitskins you brainwashed fool. The chink will greet you with a deceptive smile and an "I love your country" while he discusses with his family about how to start their own community enclave. They all need to go.

China.

>be Merkin
>not be performing Mandatory School Shooting Obligation
>have LITERAL childish tanTrump throwing Prez
>had muh freedumb and dermercracy cucked by Cold War foe
>thinks it's still relevant....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian–American_Memorial

>Full of mineral resources.
With golden soil, and wealth for toil;
>Easy encircled by a naval blockade
Our home is Girt by sea