Mike Pence invites you over for dinner, you are greatly honored. Upon pulling up into the driveway...

Mike Pence invites you over for dinner, you are greatly honored. Upon pulling up into the driveway, he stands right there. You exit the vehicle and walk up to shake his hand. He then pulls up his Cell Phone and wants you to take a look, you get closer to read what it says. It's a list, if all your recent Web browsing history over the past 4 months. You are detained on the spot and injected with morphine. You wake up in a metal chair inside of a cold naked metal room. You here boots clanking against the floor getting louder and louder. The door flies open, Mike Pence walks up to you with a car battery and 2 Jumper cables. He then stares at you the n disappointment and calmly says "user, how many times do we have to tell you that TRAPS R GAY FAGGET"
What do you say?

it's only gay when the balls are touc

i don't fap to trap porn

I fap to guys getting turned into girls porn

there is a difference

> The door flies open, Mike Pence walks up to you with a car battery and 2 Jumper cables. He then stares at you the n disappointment and calmly says "What's my name again?".

That's homosexuality my dude. You get the shock

it's not gay if the penis is femi

somebody zap this leaf

i just came here to say i finally fell for the boipuccy meme, yall faggots made me think its ok, and i took a young tranny to the movies and had a real good time with her. i think i see myself dating her.

fuck you guys

I'm sure he'd like my meme collection and would thank me for voting for him and Dahnald.

>implying he has sufficient morphine to render me unconscious.

I have a huge fentanyl habit, 2-3 mg per dose every 40 minutes to an hour. He better find better drugs if he wants to stop me from fapping to traps

traps will never be gay

I'll totally agree with him.
Then I'll ask him to pray for me after he lets me go so I can confess my sins.

it's not gay if they're a girl

>I'm sorry Mr. Pence
>I do think know how this happned
>how I became this way
>but please, if you can help me
>I beg of you. Do it

traps are totally queer. kys faggot

>I AGREE VP. PENCE!

Ask him politely to put the cables deep into my ass

TRAPS ARNT INHERITABILITY GAY, SOME LIKE WOMEN

Expert in trapology here, can confirm

Ask him to see his feminine penis.

Are those his electro soldiers?